Post by Yum wafflez on Jun 2, 2007 1:46:30 GMT -5
After getting an earful of yelling from Mrs.Garrison, the group snuck away again the next mourning to that one school they were at the perveious day. But this time Wendy followed them, just to see what her boyfriend was doing without her. "Where is he going?" Wendy whispered to herself, "Wow!" she added a little louder this time the group herd her.
"Wendy?" Stan asked as his girlfriend came out of a bush.
"I....I...I-" Wendy was interupted just in time.
"-Well now Stan, Wendy can meet that girlfriend of his, that he has here." Cartman said knowing that Wendy would blow up and well-she did.
"WHAT! WHAT? WHAT THE HELL STAN? I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR ONE DAY AND YOU GET ANOTHER GIRLFRINED. WHAT THE HELL! I'M GONNA CAPP THE BITCH WHO TOOK YOU FROM ME! I WILL NOT NOW OR EVER SHARE YOU WITH ANYONE! STAN MARSH YOU ARE MINE AND MINE ONLY! DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT PROPERTY OF WENDY TESTABUGAR ON YOU! DO YOU? AAAGGGGGGRRRRRR!" Wendy shouted.
"Whoa Wendy are you a pirate now? If you are then weres your eye-patch?" Wafflez butted in, walking towards the school from her bus.
"Wafflez?"
"The one and only. Do you know any other person who would respond to the name Wafflez?"
"Ummm. Well. No, but back to my point. STAN YOU ARE MINE MINE YOU HERE MINE DON'T YOU EVER CATCH YOU WITH ANOTHER GIRL EVER!"
"Anger mangement much?"
"AHHHHHH!"
"Hey guys!" Chrissy said cheerfuly coming from the same dierection Wafflez did. "Hey didn't you hear me yelling for you to wait for me? I said it when you were getting off the bus."
"Ummmm, no." Wafflez said as she walked towards her locker.
"Really? Because after I said it you seemed to walk away faster." Chrissy added as she follwed Wafflez.
"There goes Stans new girlfriend!" Cartman pointed out.
"WHAT?" Wendy scearmed.
"Shes not my girlfriend, She likes me but I DO NOT like her who would like her?" Stan said trying to clam Wendy down but she wasn't listening.
"Shes your girlfriend?!?!?!?!" Wendy said as she started to blow up even more.
"Ummm lets get out of here, before she rips our heads off!" Shiori mumbled as she started pulling Zak away.
"Awww but shes turning pretty colors!" Zak said still trying to watch.
"No Zak lets go!" Shiori demanded. She was pulling Zak over to where Wafflez and Chrissy were. Cylde followed becasue some of his new friends were there, and Cartman followed because well he didn't like Stan or Kyle. And Kyle stayed to help out his friend. Shiori finally let Zak jump in a tarsh can when she saw a little boy being shoved and bullied by some 7th graders. "Stop That right now he didn't- OHMYGOD KENNY!" She jumped and grabed Kenny by the neck and giving him a big hug. "What happened to you hood Kenny?"
"They took it from me!" Kenny said pointing to the older kids.
"Here have this one I always have an extra one!" Shiori said as she pulled out a orange hoodie from her backpack. She conviced the older kids to let Kenny go, they walked over to the other kids whlie talking of memories past. "Look whos back!" Shiori said as she arrived over to her group of friends. But nobody seemed real interested, so she started to inturduce Kenny to all who they have meet in the few hours they have been there.
"Hey, I'm Tiffany"
"I'm Gavin."
"AHHHHH! I'm Shannen." Shannen said as she gave Kenny a hug, Shiori got a jealous look in her eye.
"Yo, Whats up the names Renier."
"Hi, I'm Ellen." There was a long silence when Alex, Clydes new friend was supossed to intuerduce himself.
"Say hello dumbass!" Wafflez said as she threw a book at his head.
"OW! What the hell?" Alex replied as he rubbed his head. Wafflez shot him an evil glance. "I'm Alex, the only realation I have to those freaks is my new bud Cylde."
"Oh, you did not just say that." Wafflez said as she started to get a twitch.
"Yeah, I did!" Alex said as he slammed his locker shut.
"You didn't just call us out! Cylde are you gonna let him talk to us like that?" Wafflez asked
"Uhhhh.....Ummmm...uhhh..." Cylde stuttered.
"WHAT! HOW COULD YOU LET HIM TALK TO US LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?! I mean I thought WE where your friends? Come on! Cylde? I swear.... I'll do it, I swear, I will!" Wafflez brust out.
"What...The hell..is she talking about?" Alex asked
"Dude don't, please don't, god no, please!" Cylde begged.
"AHHHHH YOU BITCH!" Wendy screamed at Wafflez as she tackled her.
"Wendy get the hell off of me, I'm not in the mood to be mess with right now!" Wafflez said as she triend to push Wendy off of her.
"HOW DARE YOU I TRUSTED YOU , I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU, YOU, AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Wendy said as she shook Wafflez.
"I still have no clue what your talking about!"
"YOU STOLE STAN FROM ME!"
"WHAT!"
"YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL PERSON IN THE WORLD, WORSE THEN CARTMAN!"
"I did'nt steaal Stan from you, you crazy bitch!"
"Thats not what Cartman said!"
"So when did you start listening to Cartman?"
"Ummmm..."
"And What exactely did he say?"
"He said 'There goes Stans new girlfriend'"
"When me and Chrissy walked by?"
"Yeah so?"
"Ok, WHEN ME AND CHRISSY WALK PASS YOU?"
"I still don't get it."
"Man, love has made you stupider Wendy." After another minute or 3, Wendy finally got she got off of Wafflez, helped her up and went on the search for Chrissy. "Ok where did Alex go?"
"Oh he left when Wendy jumped on you." Tiffany said as she got her books for class.
"Mrph mrmp hmph prhm!" Kenny mumbled.
"No Kenny don't do it!." Shiori begged.
"Mrp mrphm mprh mhrpmh!!" Kenny added.
"I don't care if you already lit the match!" Shiori also added. Kenny went to the water fountain to put the lit match out but then someone not nameing anynames *cough*Cartman*cough* triped him. The match fell on the ground and started a huge fire, "CARTMAN!"
"ALL CLASSES ARE CANCULLED UNTILL FURTHER NOTICED GOT OFF SCHOOL GROUNDS NOW!" said the loud spearker.
"Hey you guys wanna come back to my house now?" Wallez asked.
"Sure." They all chimed in. So Tiffany,Chrissy,Gavin Wafflez, Shiori,Kenny,Cartman, Zak, Stan, Wendy,Kyle all went back to Wafflez's house.
"You guys want a soda?" Wafflez asked.
"Sure." They all chimed in again. Wafflez walked in her kichten and grabed 10 sodas and walked back out, and she intodurced everyone.
"We already know eachother dumbeass!" Cartman shouted.
"I was doing that for Wendy Fatty!" Wafflez shouted back.
"Wait thats Chrissy?" Wendy asked.
"Yeah." Wafflez answered.
"AHHHHH HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY MAN!" Wendy screamed as she jumped ontop of Chrissy as she started to beat her up.
"HES MY MAN NOW BITCH!" Chrissy screamed as she strated to fight back.
"SO YOU DECIDE TO STEAL BOTH OF MY WOMEN STAN!" Cartman screamed at stan as he punched his shoulder.
"WHAT!?! WENDY WAS NEVER YOURS AND CHRISSY I DON'T LIKE HER SHE LIKES ME AND I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND!" Stan screamed back as he and Cartman started fighting.
"Well.....this is.........fun" Wafflez said as she tried to lighten the mood.
"Yeah seeing Cartman getting his ass whooped is fun!" Kyle said.
"STOP THE FIGHTING!" Shiori scearmed "If you want to fight then do it the right way, W.O.W!" she added.
"WOOT! W.O.W!!" Zak yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Uhhh I don't have a computer Shiori." Wafflez said to Shiori.
"Oh...uh nevermind then" Shiori added.
"Chrissy. I Need to tell you something." Cartman said.
"Nows not the best time Cartman!" Chrissy replied.
"It can't wait I need to tell you now!"
"Fine just say it!"
"I.......I........I......I love you!"
"WHAT!?!?!" Everyone stopped fighting and stared at Cartman.
"YES!" Wafflez shouted as she did her happy dance again. "NOW YOU HAVE THE CRUSE!"
"What are you talking about?" Chrissy asked.
"Oh, nevermind you'll find out!" Wafflez replied.
"I'M LEAVING! I already had my heart broken once today!" Wendy said as she ran out of the house back to the hotel.
"Wendy wait!" Stan said as he ran after Wendy.
"STAN! Come back!" Chrissy yelled as she ran after him. And Cartman ran after Chrissy, Kyle ran too because, well, well hes Kyle and he does these things.
"Umm. Yeah were gonna leave bye!" Tiffany said as she and Gavin leave.
"Soo yeah now what?" Wafflez asked
"I think we better leave. Bye!" Shiori said as she grabbed Kenny and Zak and they headed off.
"Alright I'll see them tommorw." Wafflez said as she hopped on her couch and started to watch T.V. "Yepp tommorw."
"Wendy?" Stan asked as his girlfriend came out of a bush.
"I....I...I-" Wendy was interupted just in time.
"-Well now Stan, Wendy can meet that girlfriend of his, that he has here." Cartman said knowing that Wendy would blow up and well-she did.
"WHAT! WHAT? WHAT THE HELL STAN? I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR ONE DAY AND YOU GET ANOTHER GIRLFRINED. WHAT THE HELL! I'M GONNA CAPP THE BITCH WHO TOOK YOU FROM ME! I WILL NOT NOW OR EVER SHARE YOU WITH ANYONE! STAN MARSH YOU ARE MINE AND MINE ONLY! DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT PROPERTY OF WENDY TESTABUGAR ON YOU! DO YOU? AAAGGGGGGRRRRRR!" Wendy shouted.
"Whoa Wendy are you a pirate now? If you are then weres your eye-patch?" Wafflez butted in, walking towards the school from her bus.
"Wafflez?"
"The one and only. Do you know any other person who would respond to the name Wafflez?"
"Ummm. Well. No, but back to my point. STAN YOU ARE MINE MINE YOU HERE MINE DON'T YOU EVER CATCH YOU WITH ANOTHER GIRL EVER!"
"Anger mangement much?"
"AHHHHHH!"
"Hey guys!" Chrissy said cheerfuly coming from the same dierection Wafflez did. "Hey didn't you hear me yelling for you to wait for me? I said it when you were getting off the bus."
"Ummmm, no." Wafflez said as she walked towards her locker.
"Really? Because after I said it you seemed to walk away faster." Chrissy added as she follwed Wafflez.
"There goes Stans new girlfriend!" Cartman pointed out.
"WHAT?" Wendy scearmed.
"Shes not my girlfriend, She likes me but I DO NOT like her who would like her?" Stan said trying to clam Wendy down but she wasn't listening.
"Shes your girlfriend?!?!?!?!" Wendy said as she started to blow up even more.
"Ummm lets get out of here, before she rips our heads off!" Shiori mumbled as she started pulling Zak away.
"Awww but shes turning pretty colors!" Zak said still trying to watch.
"No Zak lets go!" Shiori demanded. She was pulling Zak over to where Wafflez and Chrissy were. Cylde followed becasue some of his new friends were there, and Cartman followed because well he didn't like Stan or Kyle. And Kyle stayed to help out his friend. Shiori finally let Zak jump in a tarsh can when she saw a little boy being shoved and bullied by some 7th graders. "Stop That right now he didn't- OHMYGOD KENNY!" She jumped and grabed Kenny by the neck and giving him a big hug. "What happened to you hood Kenny?"
"They took it from me!" Kenny said pointing to the older kids.
"Here have this one I always have an extra one!" Shiori said as she pulled out a orange hoodie from her backpack. She conviced the older kids to let Kenny go, they walked over to the other kids whlie talking of memories past. "Look whos back!" Shiori said as she arrived over to her group of friends. But nobody seemed real interested, so she started to inturduce Kenny to all who they have meet in the few hours they have been there.
"Hey, I'm Tiffany"
"I'm Gavin."
"AHHHHH! I'm Shannen." Shannen said as she gave Kenny a hug, Shiori got a jealous look in her eye.
"Yo, Whats up the names Renier."
"Hi, I'm Ellen." There was a long silence when Alex, Clydes new friend was supossed to intuerduce himself.
"Say hello dumbass!" Wafflez said as she threw a book at his head.
"OW! What the hell?" Alex replied as he rubbed his head. Wafflez shot him an evil glance. "I'm Alex, the only realation I have to those freaks is my new bud Cylde."
"Oh, you did not just say that." Wafflez said as she started to get a twitch.
"Yeah, I did!" Alex said as he slammed his locker shut.
"You didn't just call us out! Cylde are you gonna let him talk to us like that?" Wafflez asked
"Uhhhh.....Ummmm...uhhh..." Cylde stuttered.
"WHAT! HOW COULD YOU LET HIM TALK TO US LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?! I mean I thought WE where your friends? Come on! Cylde? I swear.... I'll do it, I swear, I will!" Wafflez brust out.
"What...The hell..is she talking about?" Alex asked
"Dude don't, please don't, god no, please!" Cylde begged.
"AHHHHH YOU BITCH!" Wendy screamed at Wafflez as she tackled her.
"Wendy get the hell off of me, I'm not in the mood to be mess with right now!" Wafflez said as she triend to push Wendy off of her.
"HOW DARE YOU I TRUSTED YOU , I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU, YOU, AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Wendy said as she shook Wafflez.
"I still have no clue what your talking about!"
"YOU STOLE STAN FROM ME!"
"WHAT!"
"YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL PERSON IN THE WORLD, WORSE THEN CARTMAN!"
"I did'nt steaal Stan from you, you crazy bitch!"
"Thats not what Cartman said!"
"So when did you start listening to Cartman?"
"Ummmm..."
"And What exactely did he say?"
"He said 'There goes Stans new girlfriend'"
"When me and Chrissy walked by?"
"Yeah so?"
"Ok, WHEN ME AND CHRISSY WALK PASS YOU?"
"I still don't get it."
"Man, love has made you stupider Wendy." After another minute or 3, Wendy finally got she got off of Wafflez, helped her up and went on the search for Chrissy. "Ok where did Alex go?"
"Oh he left when Wendy jumped on you." Tiffany said as she got her books for class.
"Mrph mrmp hmph prhm!" Kenny mumbled.
"No Kenny don't do it!." Shiori begged.
"Mrp mrphm mprh mhrpmh!!" Kenny added.
"I don't care if you already lit the match!" Shiori also added. Kenny went to the water fountain to put the lit match out but then someone not nameing anynames *cough*Cartman*cough* triped him. The match fell on the ground and started a huge fire, "CARTMAN!"
"ALL CLASSES ARE CANCULLED UNTILL FURTHER NOTICED GOT OFF SCHOOL GROUNDS NOW!" said the loud spearker.
"Hey you guys wanna come back to my house now?" Wallez asked.
"Sure." They all chimed in. So Tiffany,Chrissy,Gavin Wafflez, Shiori,Kenny,Cartman, Zak, Stan, Wendy,Kyle all went back to Wafflez's house.
"You guys want a soda?" Wafflez asked.
"Sure." They all chimed in again. Wafflez walked in her kichten and grabed 10 sodas and walked back out, and she intodurced everyone.
"We already know eachother dumbeass!" Cartman shouted.
"I was doing that for Wendy Fatty!" Wafflez shouted back.
"Wait thats Chrissy?" Wendy asked.
"Yeah." Wafflez answered.
"AHHHHH HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY MAN!" Wendy screamed as she jumped ontop of Chrissy as she started to beat her up.
"HES MY MAN NOW BITCH!" Chrissy screamed as she strated to fight back.
"SO YOU DECIDE TO STEAL BOTH OF MY WOMEN STAN!" Cartman screamed at stan as he punched his shoulder.
"WHAT!?! WENDY WAS NEVER YOURS AND CHRISSY I DON'T LIKE HER SHE LIKES ME AND I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND!" Stan screamed back as he and Cartman started fighting.
"Well.....this is.........fun" Wafflez said as she tried to lighten the mood.
"Yeah seeing Cartman getting his ass whooped is fun!" Kyle said.
"STOP THE FIGHTING!" Shiori scearmed "If you want to fight then do it the right way, W.O.W!" she added.
"WOOT! W.O.W!!" Zak yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Uhhh I don't have a computer Shiori." Wafflez said to Shiori.
"Oh...uh nevermind then" Shiori added.
"Chrissy. I Need to tell you something." Cartman said.
"Nows not the best time Cartman!" Chrissy replied.
"It can't wait I need to tell you now!"
"Fine just say it!"
"I.......I........I......I love you!"
"WHAT!?!?!" Everyone stopped fighting and stared at Cartman.
"YES!" Wafflez shouted as she did her happy dance again. "NOW YOU HAVE THE CRUSE!"
"What are you talking about?" Chrissy asked.
"Oh, nevermind you'll find out!" Wafflez replied.
"I'M LEAVING! I already had my heart broken once today!" Wendy said as she ran out of the house back to the hotel.
"Wendy wait!" Stan said as he ran after Wendy.
"STAN! Come back!" Chrissy yelled as she ran after him. And Cartman ran after Chrissy, Kyle ran too because, well, well hes Kyle and he does these things.
"Umm. Yeah were gonna leave bye!" Tiffany said as she and Gavin leave.
"Soo yeah now what?" Wafflez asked
"I think we better leave. Bye!" Shiori said as she grabbed Kenny and Zak and they headed off.
"Alright I'll see them tommorw." Wafflez said as she hopped on her couch and started to watch T.V. "Yepp tommorw."
