Post by Shiori McCormick on Apr 9, 2007 14:12:39 GMT -5
South Park Meets Colorguard
CHP 4
"Hey Kyle! Good morning!" Mishiga happily greeted her host, one hand waving and the other with a rifle. Kyle yawned then acknowledged Mishiga. He smiled and waved. Mishiga walked over to Kyle
"hey...can I see your gloves for a second?"
"my gloves? why?"
"you'll see" Kyle forfieted his gloves to Mishiga and she flipped them back and forth in her hand. She looked at them carefully andmade sure that they weren't damaged in a hideous way. She noticed it was worn in a few places but nothing too bad
"umm Kyle...do you have a pair of gloves that you don't really care about at all? and are made of a material that won't slip on the flag?" She handed Kyle his gloves and pointed to the places where they were worn a little bit
"umm...I don't think I do...most of my gloves are made of a soft material" Mishiga left the room and came back with her winter guard gloves and showed them to Kyle
"this is what you need to wear when we're practicing flags. If you noticed on your gloves that they are on the brink of ripping apart. We need to find some new ones for you to wear."
"well why do I have to wear gloves anyway? can't I just practice with bare hands?"
"no...no you cannot unless you want blisters invading your hands."
"no...I don't believe I want my hand invaded by blisters. Is there another way?" Mishiga went back to her bag and dug through the mountain of stuff packed in it. Kyle followed and looked over her shoulder with curious eyes. After about a minute of digging through the deathtrap called a winter guard bag (I'm not joking about this), Mishiga puled out an extra pair of gloves that were kind of worn out but will work for the time being.
"here. you can use these until we find you your own pair of gloves." Kyle looked shoked at the conditions of the gloves
"dude...it looked like you went mideaval on these. What did you do? pull a knife on it?"
"hmm? oh. don't worry about that. Its what happens when you use gloves too much. They'll still work for right now."
After Kyle had tried on his new gloves, they went into the kitchen for some eats. Kyle's mom was already in there, making breakfast. The two sat down at the table, joining Ike who was already in his place. Kyle's mom was of course ranting more on the case that the colorguard coach left all of them to fend for themselves. Mishiga and Kyle put a crack in the table by hitting their heads on it.
"oh crud" Mishiga blurted out
"what happened?" Kyle's mom asked. Mishiga quickly put her arm over the crack
"oh nothing. I just remembered that I forgot to umm....practice some choreography" She stared at Kyle's mom for a bit and she just shrugged it off, being totally gullable. Kyle then whispered to Mishiga
"wow that was close. you certainly have a way of getting yourself out of trouble."
"its my innocent look I have...people will believe almost anything I say" Mishiga smiled at Kyle. He started to blush and turned the other way. Not too long, breakfast was served and they ate a happy meal, Mishiga trying her hardest to hide the crack in the table. Thankfully it wasn't noticed and the two were able to breathe again. Mishiga thanked Kyle's mom for breakfast and left the table, Kyle quickly following after her
"dude that was sweet! we didn't get in trouble at all!" He put his hand up for a high five and Mishiga followed up with it
"yeah I guess...but she'll have to find out sooner or later"
Ten minutes passed and within those two minutes was chaos. First, Kyle's mom found the crack in the table so they got majorly busted. Now neither of them were only allowed to watch 30 minutes of tv for a week...A WEEK! Next, Mishiga had trouble finding all of her colorguard equipment. Kyle slammed the door on himself and mishiga tripped over various objects. There was about 10 more minutes left before they had to head out to school. Mishiga checked her stuff once more to make sure she had everything. She noticed that her water was running low and stood up to go refill her waterbottle
"want me to take care of that for you?" Kyle offered
"no...its ok, you don't have to" Mishiga smiled and headed back to the kitchen. She came back with some water and put it away in her bag. Kyle stared at her
"is there anything wrong kyle?"
"oh..uhh..no" Kyle shook his head and looked away. Mishgia giggled and picked up her stuff
"I think we better start moving huh..." Kyle nodded and they were off to school.
At school came more chaos. Mishiga and Kyle were reunited with Cartman, Stan, Kenny, Shiori, Kiichi, and Wafflez.
"dude...who else feels like they're gunna die? I feel so sore all over" Cartman complained
"geez...for once I agree with you" Stan agreed followed by Kyle and Kenny nodding.
"you're not used to excersising thats why you hurt...you'll get used to it eventually..." Kiichi informed everyone. On their way to class they were joined by Zakuro, who not too long after ran into a wall while looking behind her. Stan slapped his head. Bebe popped up behind the group and confronted Mishiga
"listen here new girl. Kyle belongs to me you got that? he's taken"
"oh really? last time I checked you can't own people and who are you to say that he's taken"
"I'm his lover"
"WOAH WHAT? I DON'T HAVE A SAY IN THIS???" Kyle overheard the argument and jumped in. Bebe ran to Kyle and clinged to his arm
"you're all mine" Kyle flailed his arm back and forth, up and down, trying to get Bebe off of him
"get off me Bebe! I never said I would be your boyfriend!"
"why don't you jsut let Kyle run his life instead of you forcing what you want onto him"
"yeah! what she said!"
"shut up Kyle, you're all mine." Bebe turned to Mishiga
"and by the way...colorguard looks like a weak sport. Everyone knows Cheerleading is a whole lot better"
"ok you didn't jsut say that...you have no idea how hard we work to stay together and keep from murdering ourselves with the flag. you have no right to say that we're weak"
"yeah dude...we're all feeling real sore after yesterday" Stan butted into the conversation, Bebe glaring at him.
"oh please. you're jus moving around swinging stuff around like you were retarded or something"
"well cheerleaders look unnaturally happy. you're all happypeppyfuntime!!!" Zakuro jumped into the argument
"IS IT ON???" Mishiga and Bebe looked at Zakuro and then back to each other and announced at the same time
"yes it is...it is ON! two weeks from now" Zakuro got all excited now
"YEAH! ITS ON! CHEERLEADERS VS COLORGUARD!! WOOO!!!!!" Zakuro ran off screaming, everyone staring after her.
"oook then......." Cartman added after a long period of silence. Bebe left and Mishiga was steaming mad.
"Hey Mishiga....you ok?" Kyle asked. Mishiga calmed down a bit and nodded her head. Shiori Approached Mishiga
"dude...you know we have to actually practice out moves hard core now right? and we're on vacation -____-"
"ehh...it'lll be good for us"
"but where are we going to get people to join us? the otehrs won't help casue they suck like that...tehy refuse to work during vacation."
"oh yeah huh......hmm...." The boys exchanged glances and nodded at each other, cept for cartman who was rapidly shaking his head and muttering to himself "oh god no". Stan approached the girls
"hey...if you wouldn't mind...we could make up for the loss of people. I know we haven't been trained but we all know that cheerleading sucks ass"
"I dunno" Wafflez started
"come on...what do you have to lose?" Kyle added, turning to Mishiga
"well...I guess you could...but we're goingto have to teach you how to do some dancing...which is sorta gay...but if you're willing to work REALLY hard...then I guess we can." Shiori smiled
"well then I hope you're ready for some painful training...if you think you hurt now..."
The bell rang for class to start. Wafflez and Cartman couldn't help but yell out "SHIT!" The large group of kids ran to class. Mr. Hat gave them a stern yelling and class proceeded as usual. Mishiga and Bebe glared at each other across the room throughout the entire class, hardly hearing anything that Mr. Hat and Mr. Garrison was saying. Soon enough, Lunch came around and everyone gathered around a table, joined by Zakuro.
"I can't wait for the showdown between you and whoever Bebe is choosing to support cheerleading..Its going to be so awesome" She said, then stuffed a paper towel in her mouth.
"dude....we're going to have to create a whole new routine...crap" Shiori said and started to chew on god knows what. As long as it was edible, she would eat it.
"merf merf merer mer" Kenny asked and shiori answered
"aww but it is that hard...you have to find music, and then you have to find counts and its harder than you think" When everyone was done eating, they all went for recess and did as little moving as possible. Everyone hurt so much they couldn't do a lot of moving (I swear...jsut recently we did a workout and I litterally couldn't move very well). Recess took forever to end but it did eventually. Class proceeded for the next few hours. Soon enough school was let out. Shiori gathered everyone over in the front of the school
"ok everyone. I'm going to give you all about a half hour to regain your energy before we start to train. We're going to meet at Starks Pond later. ok? ok good...lets go" Shiori and the rest of the girls headed over to Starks pond while they left the boys to get ready and boy were they in for a hard workout.
When everyone was accounted for, Shiori hopped in front of the group to lead stretches. Right before anyone could do anything, she was tackled tot he ground by Zakuro
"CAN I JOIN YOOOOOUUUUU?!?!?!?"
"AHH! fine whatever please get off of me though....please?" Zakuro got off of Shiori and helped her up. She took out her Ipod
"MERF merferevermermeer!?"
"oh this? I got it as a gift from Mishiga...anywho...lets get started shall we?" Shiori hooked up her Ipod to Wafflez's speakers and they were ready to begin. Kiichi went over to the Ipod and turned it on. After about 5 seconds, Shiori lunges over to the speakers and fumbles with it. The first song that had to play...It was "The Internet is for Porn" All fo the otehrs stared-except for Zakuro who was dancing to it-at Shiori as she put the Ipod on pause
"dude...why'd you turn that off?" Cartman asked
"well umm................that song is...well................ummm....hehe..its....." Kenny started to giggle underneath his hood. That pretty much told everyone that he knew what it was.
"merverfermer merf merverf!!!"
"yeah....that..." Shiori started to crack up, Kenny's giggle also building to laughter. Zakuro had to point out
"YOU'RE A PERVIT???"
"umm...well I guess you can say something like that........"
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO LEET"
"can we go back to stretching and forget this ever happened?" Everyone started to crack up then
"dude that's sorta weird ya know?" Stan uttered
"how so?" Kyle asked
"well think about it. Shiori is poor...so is Kenny. They're both hooded and they're both pervs...We recently found out that Shiori is accident prone and dies frequently... Next thing you know, we're gonna find out that Shiori is a videogame master or something. " Shiori interceded
"about that...........heh...I do play a lot of videogames"
"GAHH!!!"
"you ok? well anyway...we should probably continue stretching so we don't lose to those fucking cheerleaders." Shiori killed the conversation at that point and continued with stretches, constantly getting up and changing songs becasue of content.
After an hour of nothing but stretching, they were finally able to move on. Kiichi looked at Shiori and smiled evily
"oh shioorrriiiiiii....guess what we get to teach the boys now"
"OH GOD NO!!!! NOT ACROSS THE FLOORS!!!!!!" Shiori twitched, knowing that, that was exactly what they were going to do next
"across the floors? whats that" Cartman asked, shiori not hesitating to answer
"Its the most horrible thing in the world. you have to walk in a certain way until a certain point and then you do it again the otehr way. Most of the time the walks are what you say....totally gay. I hate most of them with all of my might X____x" That didn't reassure the boys at all. Shiori was sure that they would hate across the floors as much as she did. Mishiga contradicted
"well they need to learn across the floors or they're going to trip all over themselves in the routine we're going to make up. Do you want that? and they're not ALL bad. Some of them are really helpful"
"ehhhhhhh.........pfft." Shiori replied. Mishiga instructed everyone to all line up on somewhere and marked a place for them to end (since across the floors are usualy done inside and there's a wall telling us to stop) Kiichi went in front of the group and tried to find a ong on Shiori's Ipod that was suitable to play for across the floors. Its wasn't as easy as you think XDD. When Kiichi finally found a song, she demonstrated the first across the floor they were to do. It was the simple, justwalkacrossthefloorhoweveryouwant one. Non one seemed to have real difficulties with it. Next was teaching them how to walk, pointing their feet and maintaining the same level of height when walking. Everyone broke up into groups but this time since there was an odd number, Zakuro jumped into whatever group she wanted to. She chose to go with Shiori and Kenny, hoping to get a kick out of how they communicate with each other. Wafflez was trying to get Cartman to get up to at least start to learn how to do the excersise. After many threats, she finally got Cartman to learn the evil that is across the floors. It wasn't too hard to teach everyone but it took a while for all to get the concept of extend the leg.
They were finally ready to try it out going with the music after about 10 minutes of teaching and threatening if you're wafflez. Kiichi took her place at the front of the group and demonstrated the acrossthe floors, soon everyone following. Nobody did too horribly bad. Everyone went back into their groups to now learn "side back side fronts". These were a bit harder. First you have to figure out which leg to step. Then you had to learn how to shift your weight so you don't tumble over and die. Cartman had the most problems with these because of his fatness. When stepping back he fell on his face. Everyone just started to crack up except Wafflez and Stan. Wafflez just stood there staring pathetically at him and Stan smacked his head. Cartman fell less and less as he started to do things right and that took many threats from Wafflez. More than necessary. Cartman wasn't the only one who fell by the way. All of them fell at some point or another. They never really got the hang of the exersise but they got it well enough that they were able to do it with actual music. Next they tried to learn the arm movements for the side back side fronts. It didn't really take as long as it did to teach the entire thing but it did take a bit of time. After they did the arm movements for the side back side front exersise with the music they ended the across the floors followed by a "FINALLY" by Shiori, Cartman, and Wafflez. They got a 10 minute break which wasted most of the water. Mishiga made an announcement to everyone
"ok as all of you might have noticed...Using the flags wears down your gloves. You should all go out and find some spare gloves that won't slide on the metal and you don't really care about. Earlier this morning I realized this and I had lent Kyle my old gloves. you all should be lent old gloves by us for the mean time. If you don't have sutable gloves then your hands are screwed." The girls forked over their extra gloves except for Shiori
"here Kenny. you can use my current gloves. I couldn't afford a second pair so you can just use mine"
"mefer?"
"yeah I'm sure. I don't care if my hands get 5 billion blisters on them" Kenny took the gloves and only Shiori was left without gloves. Zakuro already had good enough gloves for the flag because she has biker gloves. What Shiori did have to give Zakuro was her flag.
Once everyone had their equipment ready Mishiga announced whattehy needed to do first
"ok everyone. since Zakuro is new to this she's going to have to learn the arm stretch from scratch. I'll go work with her on that while Wafflez checks what you've written on the arm stretch"
"aww shit!" Cartman couldn't help but yelp out. Wafflez turned to him.
"I thought you did it! you told me you finished it."
"well I...I did but I...lost it?"
"my god you're hopeless....drop...now...50..go"
"Hey thats bull crap! 50 pushups for a lousy piece of paper?"
"It's not my job to make sure you do your work but you get diciplined for not having it"
"and what makes you think that I'll so them?"
"because I'll keep adding 50 each day you don't have it and I'll sock you one in the nuts if you don't" Cartman was silent then and got down and attempted his 50 push ups. The others were quite amazed at this
"dude...do you think you can teach me how to do that?" Kyle asked
"shut up you jew!" Cartman struggled to say
"yeah...that was awesome!"
"mmhm!" Stand and Kenny agreed. Wafflez looked at the other boys
"well do you have your homework?" They nodded and handed over their papers.
"mmhm...yup...yes...good. WAIT!!" Everyone shot a glance at Wafflez and said in unison
"what?"
"all of you...you all missed the whole concept of the assignment. you didn't put in counts or any specific information. Its like you didn't ask anyone of us to help. I'm sorry...drop...10..go"
"AHAHAHA!!!" Cartman uttered
"HEY! at least we only get 10! and we did the assignment!"
Zakuro rand away from Mishiga and for some reason or another made push ups a lot harder for Cartman. She sat upon his back like a horsey and kept yelling
"GO HORSEY GO!!! DO THEM PUSHUPS!"
"ZAKURO NO! BAD! That's not helping at all!" Shiori yelled at Zakuro and she slumped off of Cartman who was now collapsed on the cold ground. Wafflez stared intrigued at Zakuro's thought of sitting on Cartman's back while pushups.
"wait Shiori...I think Zakuro actually helped us out"
"Oh god don't say it" Cartman objected.
"yes...lets sit on Cartman to make him feel the pain he has let others feel emotionally" Wafflez walked up to Cartman and tortured him the rest of the time he was doing pushups - and that took a rather long time mind you. Mishiga ran over to the group
"come on Zakuro. you need to learn this or you're going to...oh what do you care...just come on and I'll give you silly putty when we're done and if you're good." Zakuro happily ran back over to Mishiga and learned the rest of the arm stretch where the rest left off. All of the homework got checked and reviewed and all were called to join together to try the arm stretch with the actual flag. It was all over the place which made the girls moan. Instead of going into their groups they decided to clean it up all together. It took about a half hour but they actually did what they had of the arm stretch together. Next they went back into the groups to learn the rest of the Arm stretch It didn't take as long as the first half but thats pretty much because it involves almost no effort to remember. They went back into their large group to go over it once more until
"HEY!!! HEY!! DO YOU LIKE MY NEW JEANS?!??THEY'RE NEW JEANS!!!" A tree came to the group with a big grin on its face.
"who are you?" Shiori asked then punched herself in the face realizing she asked a tree a question.
"DO YOU LIKE M--NORMAN DOUGLAS!" The tree yelled back (norman douglas is incapable of speaking normally...he's always yelling) All of them stared back at the tree speachless. There was about 5 minutes of staring at each other until stan muttered out
"ooookay then....." Then soon enough this random guy in a cat suit drop in with a gattling gun and starts shooting everywhere. Norman Douglas ran off to somewhere and caught right in the line of fire were Shiori and Kenny.
"oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
"you bastard!" Stan and Kyle yelled at guy in a cat suit and same with Mishiga and Wafflez. The Cat man left after norman douglas, still shooting madly.
"oh my god! they killed Shiori!"
"you bastard!" Kiichi sighed
"not again....." She then turned to everyone
"ok everyone....looks like we're going to have to end practice early today. Don't worry...we'll be able to continue tomorrow....and can someone help me with Shiori's body this time? Its too hard to dispose of bodies alone." Zakuro shor her hand in the air
"I'LL HELP!!!"
"ok Zakuro...take her arms and I'll take her legs" Kiichi looked over at the boys
"are you just going to leave your friend there? At least respect his death!" Cartman added
"but we never move him...we always jsut leave him where he is"
"well I don't think that this is the greatest spot in the world to leave him..."
"whatever...I guess we can take him to wherever you're taking shiori" Kyle and Stan took Kenny and followed the girls to an open clearing not too far away. Kiichi and Zakuro set Shiori in a soft pile of leaves, stan and Kyle immitating.
"ok Wafflez...you have the most experience of us with digging...get to it" Wafflez grumbled
"I'm always the digger...fine"
In about 10 minutes there was a nice clean hole that was dug and they placed Shiori and Kenny in it. Cartman was getting impatient
"can we go now?" Wafflez replied
"we have to fill up the hole first you retard. Then we can do whatever we desire"
"weak." They buried the hole and left them be and then Kiichi had a thought
"wait...shouldn't we tell the parents about what happened?"
"I think they would know by now that if Kenny doesn't return at night that he's dead..." Cartman stated
"yeah but they don't know about Shiori." They then ran over to Kenny's house and broke the news to them.
"So you're saying that a man in a cat suit shot them? are you stoned or something?" Kenny's Dad asked and then Mishiga stepped forward
"no...its very true. First a tree named Norman Douglas showed up and then the cat man came and started shooting...I swear!"
"but....they got both of them....not just Kenny?" Kenny's mom asked and Mishiga once again spoke up
"yeah...tehy got Shiori too which isn't much of a surprise really. It happened all the time where we live."
"alright then. Thanks for telling us. you can leave now" The children left and hung out for the rest of the day. Nothing of interest happened and the day was over.
