Post by Yum wafflez on Apr 3, 2007 17:07:47 GMT -5
The week went on and Wafflez had to help Zak out of many trash cans.Then finally her parents came home with some really interesting news. The next day she came back to school (It got rebuilt) and wanted to tell her friends the news. "Hey guys whats up?" Wafflez asked.
"Nuthing to much how about you?" Shiori asked.
"BLENDERS THERE AFTER ME! HELP ME! BLENDERS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zak yelled as she ran to the bus stop.
"Zak what are you talking about?" Shiori asked.
"THERE GONNA GET ME DUDE HELP ME!" She kept screaming and waving her arms about grabbing on to Wafflez and pulling her back and fourth.
"What are you talking about nuthing is after you look!" Wafflez said as she tried to pull Zak off of her jacket. Zak slowly turned her head around to see if her friend was right.
"Oh thank gosh you guys saved me!" Zak thanked Shiori and Wafflez.
"Dude I don't even want to know!" Shiori said.
"Ok well since you asked what happened was-" Zak started.
"HEY ZAK IS THAT A FLYING PANCAKE ALLLLLL THE WAY OVER THERE??!!??!?!?!?!?" Wafflez yelled as she pointed out to Starks Pond.
"Must.............get ...........................pancake..................THAT...................HASTHEPOWERTOFLOAT!" Zak yelled also as she started to run. Then the bus came, Shiori and Wafflez got on the bus seeing that Zak was chasing the "pancake" toward school.
"Dude I'm so gonna miss that." Wafflez said with a sigh.
"What do you mean?" Shiori asked.
"Oh nuthing nevermind. HEY LOOK! Were at school!" Wafflez replied as she quickly ran off the bus.
"Well students I'm very sad to say that when the people from "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" came to our town they left. Heres the statement they told the school: " We are sorry but we don't think that anyone in this country, redneck, hick town could be smarter than any school child!" Mrs. Garrison told her 4th grade students.
"Wait Jeff Foxworthy said that?" Wafflez asked.
"Yes" Mrs.Garrison answered.
"So your telling me that Jeff Foxwothry the "redneck funny guy". The man that tells all those "funny" jokes won't do the show in South Park because its to hick for him? So we all just wasted all that time for no effing reason? I SPENT TIME WITH CARTMAN FOR NO GOOD REASON? I HAD TO WASTE TIME WITH SOMEONE I LOATHE I HAD TO SPEND TIME WITH THAT FAT ASSHOLE CARTMAN? I GOT TRICKED INTO BEING HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR NO GOOD REASON? THAT IS FUCKED UP!" Wafflez shouted.
"Well yes. Wait what was that last part?" Mrs.Garrison replied Wafflez.
"It doesn't matter. I'm GONE! Bye!" Wafflez said as she walked out of the classroom.
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE SCHOOL WHEN ITS NOT OVER!" Mrs.Garrison screamed down the hall. "Who the hell is hall monitor this week?"
"Cartman." Stan said kinda frightened.
"Mrs.Garrison, THERE WILL BE NO YELLING IN MY HALLS!" Cartman said as he walked over to his he/she teacher in his 'Dog' (you know that one bounty hunter guy!) costume.
"A student just walked away from my class without permission!" Mrs.Garrison said to Cartman.
"What about a hall pass?" Cartman asked.
"NO! No hall pass either!" Mrs.Garrison replied.
"I'm on it!" Cartman said as he ran down the halls trying to catch Wafflez."STOP RIGHT THERE!" he yelled. But Wafflez just flipped him off as she started to walk faster. "No come back here!"
"Leave me alone!" Wafflez said.
"No your going to the office!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO! I'm not going any where!"
"Look just because your my lady doesn't mean you get special treatment!"
"NO I'M GOING HOME!"
"NO YOUR NOT YOUR GOING TO THE FRONT OFFICE WITH ME!"
"NO I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"NO!"
"YES YOU ARE NOW COME ON!"
"NO I WAS GONNA WAIT TO LET ALL OF YOU FIGURE THIS OUT BUT I GUESS YOUR TOO STUPID SO I'LL TELL YOU NOW! I'M MOVING! TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY! I'M NEVER GONNA SEE ANY OF YOU AGAIN I'M GOING TO A NEW SCHOOL AGAIN! MEET NEW PEOPLE AGAIN! GET A NEW NICKNAME AGAIN! MAKE NEW FRIENDS AGAIN! SO THERE HAPPY SO I'M GOING HOME MY MOM IS WAITING I JUST WANTED TO HAVE 1 GOOD LAST DAY WITH ALL OF YOU SO NOW I'M LEAVING SO HAPPY! WRITE THAT ON YOUR SLIP AND CHOKE ON IT!" Wafflez screamed, she screamed it so loud that every one herd it,even Mrs.Garrisons class. She saw her mom in the car waiting and talking on her cell phone Wafflez opened the door and hoped in.
"oh." Cartman said quietly to his self. And just like that she was gone. Cartman went back to class but he was crying. Every one was a little sad. But Mrs.Garrison went back on to teach the days lesson. Then the bell rang to show that the day is over, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
"Ok class I'll see you all tomorrow!" Mrs.Garrison said as all her student piled out of her classroom.
"Hey you guys maybe she was lying, maybe she just went back to her house!" Stan told his friends. "Lets go over there and see!"
"YEAH! Thats a great idea!" Zak said as her, Cartman, Shiori, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and some how Cylde. Started walking in the direction of Wafflez house.
"WHAT DO YOU EVEN CAR YOU WEREN'T EVEN HER FRIEND REALLY!" Cartman said towards Stan.
"So it doesn't matter!" Stan replied.
"Whatever!" Cartman slammed. They group walked over to Wafflez house.
"Oh." Shiori said with a gulp.
"Yeah really oh." Zak stole from Shiori with a gulp.
"Dude not cool!" Clyde said.
"Yeah she didn't even say goodbye!" Kyle said.
"Mrhp phrm mmrhp." Kenny also said.
"Thats so not cool!" Stan said So the group decided to get a look around Wafflez house they went inside the empty house. They searched all of down stairs and then went up when Zak went in to Wafflez room she found a box.
"HEY COOL A BOX!" Zak said as she started to run to jump in the box but she saw it had stuff in it."AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" On the side of the box it said "Stuff To People!"
"Whats inside the box Zak?" Shiori asked.
"STUFFF!" Zak replied.
"You haven't opened the box yet have you?" Shiori asked.
"NOPE!" Zak said as she ripped all the tape off. "OHMYGOSHTHEREISABAGOFSPRINKLESWITHABARBERINANDOLL!" Zak said as she took her new toy out.
"Hey and theres a black hoodie in here, oh this must be yours Kenny !" Shiori said as she handed a orange hoodie with a gold p.i.m.p stitched on it.
"Look a ninja outfit that says Clyde on it!" Clyde said as he took out what Wafflez left for Cylde.
"Neat a new basket ball in here with Kyle on it!" Kyle said bouncing his new ball.
"Sweet! A ticket for a new bike!" Stan said with a smile on his face.
"WHATSHELEAVEFORME?" Cartman asked as he pulled out what was left in the box witch was a yellow jumpsuit that on the bellie of the shirt it said "REALLY BIG BONES!" and a recite for a membership to the local gym with Cartmans name on it. Everyone laughed except Cartman he looked angered and disappointed at the same time.
"Well I guess this is it, the end of Wafflez." Stan said sadly.
"Yeah the end of Wafflez." Zak repeated. Zak took the box and every one went home.
"Nuthing to much how about you?" Shiori asked.
"BLENDERS THERE AFTER ME! HELP ME! BLENDERS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zak yelled as she ran to the bus stop.
"Zak what are you talking about?" Shiori asked.
"THERE GONNA GET ME DUDE HELP ME!" She kept screaming and waving her arms about grabbing on to Wafflez and pulling her back and fourth.
"What are you talking about nuthing is after you look!" Wafflez said as she tried to pull Zak off of her jacket. Zak slowly turned her head around to see if her friend was right.
"Oh thank gosh you guys saved me!" Zak thanked Shiori and Wafflez.
"Dude I don't even want to know!" Shiori said.
"Ok well since you asked what happened was-" Zak started.
"HEY ZAK IS THAT A FLYING PANCAKE ALLLLLL THE WAY OVER THERE??!!??!?!?!?!?" Wafflez yelled as she pointed out to Starks Pond.
"Must.............get ...........................pancake..................THAT...................HASTHEPOWERTOFLOAT!" Zak yelled also as she started to run. Then the bus came, Shiori and Wafflez got on the bus seeing that Zak was chasing the "pancake" toward school.
"Dude I'm so gonna miss that." Wafflez said with a sigh.
"What do you mean?" Shiori asked.
"Oh nuthing nevermind. HEY LOOK! Were at school!" Wafflez replied as she quickly ran off the bus.
"Well students I'm very sad to say that when the people from "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" came to our town they left. Heres the statement they told the school: " We are sorry but we don't think that anyone in this country, redneck, hick town could be smarter than any school child!" Mrs. Garrison told her 4th grade students.
"Wait Jeff Foxworthy said that?" Wafflez asked.
"Yes" Mrs.Garrison answered.
"So your telling me that Jeff Foxwothry the "redneck funny guy". The man that tells all those "funny" jokes won't do the show in South Park because its to hick for him? So we all just wasted all that time for no effing reason? I SPENT TIME WITH CARTMAN FOR NO GOOD REASON? I HAD TO WASTE TIME WITH SOMEONE I LOATHE I HAD TO SPEND TIME WITH THAT FAT ASSHOLE CARTMAN? I GOT TRICKED INTO BEING HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR NO GOOD REASON? THAT IS FUCKED UP!" Wafflez shouted.
"Well yes. Wait what was that last part?" Mrs.Garrison replied Wafflez.
"It doesn't matter. I'm GONE! Bye!" Wafflez said as she walked out of the classroom.
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE SCHOOL WHEN ITS NOT OVER!" Mrs.Garrison screamed down the hall. "Who the hell is hall monitor this week?"
"Cartman." Stan said kinda frightened.
"Mrs.Garrison, THERE WILL BE NO YELLING IN MY HALLS!" Cartman said as he walked over to his he/she teacher in his 'Dog' (you know that one bounty hunter guy!) costume.
"A student just walked away from my class without permission!" Mrs.Garrison said to Cartman.
"What about a hall pass?" Cartman asked.
"NO! No hall pass either!" Mrs.Garrison replied.
"I'm on it!" Cartman said as he ran down the halls trying to catch Wafflez."STOP RIGHT THERE!" he yelled. But Wafflez just flipped him off as she started to walk faster. "No come back here!"
"Leave me alone!" Wafflez said.
"No your going to the office!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO! I'm not going any where!"
"Look just because your my lady doesn't mean you get special treatment!"
"NO I'M GOING HOME!"
"NO YOUR NOT YOUR GOING TO THE FRONT OFFICE WITH ME!"
"NO I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU!"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"NO!"
"YES YOU ARE NOW COME ON!"
"NO I WAS GONNA WAIT TO LET ALL OF YOU FIGURE THIS OUT BUT I GUESS YOUR TOO STUPID SO I'LL TELL YOU NOW! I'M MOVING! TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY! I'M NEVER GONNA SEE ANY OF YOU AGAIN I'M GOING TO A NEW SCHOOL AGAIN! MEET NEW PEOPLE AGAIN! GET A NEW NICKNAME AGAIN! MAKE NEW FRIENDS AGAIN! SO THERE HAPPY SO I'M GOING HOME MY MOM IS WAITING I JUST WANTED TO HAVE 1 GOOD LAST DAY WITH ALL OF YOU SO NOW I'M LEAVING SO HAPPY! WRITE THAT ON YOUR SLIP AND CHOKE ON IT!" Wafflez screamed, she screamed it so loud that every one herd it,even Mrs.Garrisons class. She saw her mom in the car waiting and talking on her cell phone Wafflez opened the door and hoped in.
"oh." Cartman said quietly to his self. And just like that she was gone. Cartman went back to class but he was crying. Every one was a little sad. But Mrs.Garrison went back on to teach the days lesson. Then the bell rang to show that the day is over, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
"Ok class I'll see you all tomorrow!" Mrs.Garrison said as all her student piled out of her classroom.
"Hey you guys maybe she was lying, maybe she just went back to her house!" Stan told his friends. "Lets go over there and see!"
"YEAH! Thats a great idea!" Zak said as her, Cartman, Shiori, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and some how Cylde. Started walking in the direction of Wafflez house.
"WHAT DO YOU EVEN CAR YOU WEREN'T EVEN HER FRIEND REALLY!" Cartman said towards Stan.
"So it doesn't matter!" Stan replied.
"Whatever!" Cartman slammed. They group walked over to Wafflez house.
"Oh." Shiori said with a gulp.
"Yeah really oh." Zak stole from Shiori with a gulp.
"Dude not cool!" Clyde said.
"Yeah she didn't even say goodbye!" Kyle said.
"Mrhp phrm mmrhp." Kenny also said.
"Thats so not cool!" Stan said So the group decided to get a look around Wafflez house they went inside the empty house. They searched all of down stairs and then went up when Zak went in to Wafflez room she found a box.
"HEY COOL A BOX!" Zak said as she started to run to jump in the box but she saw it had stuff in it."AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" On the side of the box it said "Stuff To People!"
"Whats inside the box Zak?" Shiori asked.
"STUFFF!" Zak replied.
"You haven't opened the box yet have you?" Shiori asked.
"NOPE!" Zak said as she ripped all the tape off. "OHMYGOSHTHEREISABAGOFSPRINKLESWITHABARBERINANDOLL!" Zak said as she took her new toy out.
"Hey and theres a black hoodie in here, oh this must be yours Kenny !" Shiori said as she handed a orange hoodie with a gold p.i.m.p stitched on it.
"Look a ninja outfit that says Clyde on it!" Clyde said as he took out what Wafflez left for Cylde.
"Neat a new basket ball in here with Kyle on it!" Kyle said bouncing his new ball.
"Sweet! A ticket for a new bike!" Stan said with a smile on his face.
"WHATSHELEAVEFORME?" Cartman asked as he pulled out what was left in the box witch was a yellow jumpsuit that on the bellie of the shirt it said "REALLY BIG BONES!" and a recite for a membership to the local gym with Cartmans name on it. Everyone laughed except Cartman he looked angered and disappointed at the same time.
"Well I guess this is it, the end of Wafflez." Stan said sadly.
"Yeah the end of Wafflez." Zak repeated. Zak took the box and every one went home.
