Post by Shiori McCormick on Mar 25, 2007 18:14:36 GMT -5
South Park Meets Colorguard
CHP 3
In the morning, all of the girls at the houses they were staying at, made sure that the boys had all they needed for after school's session. The mornings went about the same as the first one -Shiori still bumping into the table over her head when she woke up, Kiichi being really polite to the hosts, Mishiga losing things, Wafflez pranking Cartman, and Zakuro somehow finding a way to stalk Clyde. At the bus stop, they all met up and checked all of the items, Shiori going through the checklist
"ok...everyone have water?" followed by everyone else
"check"
"notebook?"
"check"
"black and white electrical tape?"
"check"
"towel?"
"check"
"pencil?"
"check"
"excersise clothing?"
"check"
"and finally...did you all bring a lot of patience?" The boys exchanged glances and nodded. About two minutes later, the bus finally came, bus driver being the impatient retard she is yelled at the students
"HURRY UP WE'RE RUNNING LATE!" this was followed by Wafflez
"jeeze just shut up you effing bitch"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"I said I miss my old boyfriend Mitch"
"ok then...." Then Wafflez whispered over to Mishiga
"my god she's so gullable" The bus ride over to the school was pretty quite for the most part, usually interrupted by the driver yelling
"SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!"
They all arrived at school in about 5 minutes.The students ran to their classroom, barely making the bell again. First they all went over some history. Most of the kids were either plaing with their pencils/ whatever they had or they were half asleep, wondering why on earth this class was important. Many notes were being passed across the room. One was from Cartman to Wafflez asking what the hell are we doing here?. Another note was from Bebe to Kyle wondering if he would go out with her. That was followed by Kyle glaring over at Bebe shaking his head no. Mishiga saw this and was wondering what was going on so she wrote a note to Kyle as well. Kyle actually responded to this with another note explaining most of it and Mishiga was all "o rly?". Another series of notes was between Shiori and Kenny wondering if this lesson will ever end. Zak was sending Clyde a whole bunch of notes, each containing one letter, all of the notes spelling out one really long note but Clyde scrambled up the letters so he had no idea what on earth zak wanted. Kiichi was pelting Pip with many notes. Later, after many note passes later, Mr. Garisson changed the subject. Now it was english time.
"alright children...who can tell me what a noun is?" Zak shot her hand in the air, very confindent about the answer
"oh oh! I know the answer Mr. Garisson!!!!"
"alright...whats a noun Zak?"
"its a word!" Stan slapped his head, Mr. Hat yelled at Zak and then Mishgia raised her own hand
"yes Mishiga"
"an noun is a person place or thing!"
"thats right...at least someone isn't completely hopeless" After more talking about nouns, the bell for lunch finally rang and the students were let go.
Lunch was pretty standard. Shiori's group joined up with Cartman's group. When they got settled at a table shiori spoke up first
"why do we need to learn history? what on earth could you do for a job that you need to know all of that crap" The others nodded biting into their food. Out of curiosity Kyle spoke
"what exactly will we be doing today that we need tape, a towel, and a notebook for" Kiichi answered this first
"you'll see...." Waffles agreed with this
"oh you're going to need every ounce of that water." Mishiga then added
"we should eat as much as we can rigth now because we'll need the energy as well" The conversation tapered off from there and the children finished their meals and went outside for recess. Kiichi went to go find Pip once more. when she found him, he was practicing archery with an invisible bow. They hung out for the rest of lunch. The rest of the group, except Zakuro who was running around trying to find any excuse to dig through the trash cans, were in the middle of a game of football. During that game, many touchdowns were scred and shiori and kenny got nailed in the head several times. The bell rang and they were back to class. Now was the math portion of the day. It went rather quickly compared to english and history but still rather slow. PE was a pretty standard class that nothing much happened in besides a long talk about how not to throw a dodgeball.
Soon later, the school day finally ended. AND SO THE FUN BEGINS!!! The boys met the girls outside of the school. Mishiga instructed them to change into their exersise clothes. Once everyone was changed everyone went to Starks Pond, where they were able to have a nice, open space to start practicing. Kiichi told everyoen to take out their towels. Wafflez went in front of the group of children with portable Ipod speakers and an Ipod.
"are you all ready to do EVERYTHING I ask you to do?" Stan, Kyle, and Kenny said yes and Stan had to nudge Cartman who finally agreed
"fine...whatever. god this is going to be gay"
"good...STRETCHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shiori grinned evily under her hood.
"have fun everyone!" The stretching began and cartman kept mumbling to himself about how everythig they were doing was gay....or he was struggling with the stretches. They started with their necks, then went and stretched their arms, Kiichi reminding them all
"make sure you're stretching your arms well otherwise they'll fall off tomorrow"
"yeah right! I highly doubt that" Cartman butt in.
"oh? do you wanna see a picture of a person who didn't stretch their arms?" Kiichi took out a picture of a guard member who's arms we're pretty much ripped by the seem. This person was Shiori none the less. She sweatdropped
"yeah....died not too long after that so my arms are fine now...Kiichi....I'm wondering why you have a picture of that in your pocket."
"well heh...I'm not quite sure either. I think I have it to scare people." The boys started to stretch more seriously now that they've seen the consequence of not stretching. Once they were done with the stretching, the girls were ready to do more, but the guys were out of breathe by the end of it. Wafflez shook her head...
"alright...take a quick sip of your water and then huddle around this flag here" She set a flag down on the ground. Everyone got a little bit of water and then went around the flag.
"here is where you need the tape. If you want to learn how to spin...then you need a finely taped flag. " Shiori demonstrated how to tape the flag. Then she handed out a flag and silk to each of the boys for them to tape. Kiichi watched over Stan, Wafflez watched over Cartman, Mishiga watched over Kyle and Shiori watched over Kenny. They didn't do too bad taping the flag but some parts of the flag looked kind of funky which the girls kindly corrected. Once the flags were taped correctly, they all had a flag to work with. The girls used their show flags and the boys used the girl's practice flags. Shiori instructed how to do the first flag excersise...the arm stretch. everyone had problems with this and instead of Shiori trying to teach everyone how to do this she announced
"ok everyone...this is clearly not working. pair up. It will be easier for eveyone to learn this excersise one on one"Everone went to the obvious pairings and jsut as they were about to start the lessons Zak came running with socks on her hands, clyde running after her
"GIVE ME BACK MY SOCKS DANGIT!"
"CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!!!!" Zakuro kept on running around. Wafflez stuck her flag in front of her, Zak tripping over it. Clyde finally caught up to her and stole his socks back
"what is wrong with you?"
"I LIKE GOING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHH!!!!" Kiichi laughed
"wow thats pretty special Zak."
"I know iznt it? oooohhhh whatcha doin?"
"we were teaching these guys how to spin a flag"
"FUN! can I watch?!?!?!?"
"sure why not...as long as you don't dusrupt us too much" Zak sat down in front of the group and the one on one training began. Kenny learned the work pretty quickly. Wafflez was about to murder Cartman because he was so hopless. Stan learned it easily like he'd been doing it for a while. Kyle was on an average level, not doing horrible but trying to understand what they were supposed to do. in about 45 minutes Shiori stopped everyone
"ok everyone got at least to the helicopter part? yes? good. I think thats all of the arm stretch we're going to get done with today. Lets go over it" Shiori put some music on and they counted out 5, 6, 5 6 7 8. Cartman got all tangled up with his flag somewhere during the pretzels, Kenny smacked his head when they were doing the swings, Kyle slammed his knee also at the swings and Stan was fairly good with the work. They were all out of breathe but this time they didn't get a water break. They broke into groups again and this time, learned actuall spinning. The only hard part that was being taught were the counts and the hand positions. They all did rather well with this one. Before they did a run of 16 spins, they had a 5 minute water break. All of them rushed over to their water and drank most of their water. It was getting late and Mishiga ran the spins. It was fail. It took about another half hour to get them to spin together. They got their last water break and pretty much everyone was out of water by then. Shiori then remembered to tell everyone something
"alright guys...take out you're notebooks...so we don't totally forget everything, we need to write down exactly what we did...all of the counts, positions, and technique need to be included.....we'll be checking it tomorrow"
"what? this is bull crap...we have homework?" Cartman suddenly regained a bit of energy
"well.........yes but we don't like to call it homework...if you get stuck, you can just ask Wafflez for help. She knows what she's doing" Wafflez groaned but then agreed.
They packed up all of their things. It was getting really late now and they all had to go back to their homes. Wafflez was about to punch Cartman. There wasn't 2 minutes where Wafflez wasn't being asked what to write for the colorguard stuff.
"can't you think for yourself for a change instead of asking me for everyhting?"
"but its so much easier if you telle mw everything!"
"I know...but then you wouldn't be learning anything at all...which is probably why you're such a fat retart right now"
"AY! I;m not fat!"
"whatever floats your boat...gosh I wonder how everyone else is doing" In fact the others had to give little or no help. After homework and stuff was done, they all got ready for bed and went to sleep.
