Post by Yum wafflez on Mar 25, 2007 1:45:36 GMT -5
"Dude I'm scared!" Cartman told his 'friends' as the walked to the computer lab.
"Listen up boys and girls log in and do some research! Don't be paying any games! And if you go on any dirty websites the links will be sent to the principal, and your screen name as well. Now any question? Good now begin!" "Mrs.Garrison said to her disfuncational class as she finally opened the door to the lab.
"What are you afraid of Cartman your little girl friend?" Kyle said as he found his seat.
"Ummm Zak, Principal Victoria asked me to watch what you do so what happened last time, doesn't happen again!" Mrs.Garrison added as she walked up to where Zak was sitting.
"Dude what she do?" Stan asked Shiori.
"Well one time she sold the school" Shiori answered.
"HEY! I got the school some money!" Zak added.
"Then you spent that money on giant robot pigs that needed to fight the ham demon in your backyard!"
"I needed to get some photos from him!"
"Anyways she also had 100lbs of peanut butter delivered to the school cause she really wanted a sandwich but when it got here they poured it all over the school."
"I'm still waiting to get my money back from them."
"Thats not all. She also lost the school in an on line poker game."
"That guy cheated!"
"Pulssss.................."
(30 minutes later)
"I think thats about it."
"Yeah sure lets go with that."
"KIDS! log into your computers!" Mrs.garrison yelled at them.
"Dude I'm not gonna study!" Cartman said to his friends.
"Eric no talking!" Mrs.Garrison warned.
"OK guys set up a chat room!" Eric whispered.
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CartmnaisAwsome says:
Ay! you all better changes your screen names or I'm telling Mrs.Garrison!
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CartmanisAwsome says:
good!
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Cartmanisawsome says:
hey kyle your screen name is a lie!
SmartcoolJew says:
So is yours!
whatdoyouguyswant says:
zak awsome screen name!
Ebilrobotmoneyfighter says:
thanxs! i ike yours too!
whatdoyouguyswant says:
who is *isawsome*
*isawsome* says:
its shiori
CartmanisAwsome says:
Dude i scared! wafflez says shes gonna get meh! she sent me a poem and it said :
Dear Cartman,
For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you.....
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too.
Birds sing and you're gonna pay, the end!
Gonna get you back-
Wafflez.
curseyousnacks says:
GOOD! you should be!
Cartmanisawsome says:
who is that?
SmartcoolJew says:
who do you think?
CartmanisAswome says:
Token?
curseyousnacks says:
no dumbeass its wafflez
CartmanisAwsome says:
shit dude!
*isawsome* says:
so what are you all doing besides chatting it up?
redpoofballhat says:
i think were all doing the same thing nuthing
*isawsome* says:
oh yeah me 2 *clicks box down*
whatdoyouguyswant says:
i'm palaying pinball
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
i'm eating salted nuts!
*isawsome* says"
no your not im sitting rite next to meh! hey isnt Mrs.garrison watching your every move?
hoodedmastermind says:
can i have some?
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
sure! *hands some to Kenny* enjoy! oh well actually she reading a magazine!
*isawsome* says:
oh god zak what are you doning?
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
did you know you could oder pizza online?
CartmanisAwsome says:
SWEET dude send me the link
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
kk hey did you know that you could get a pool online, and get the a building redone and another added for $1,000?
curseyousnacks says:
ohno zak you didnt?
redpofballhat says:
she did!
SmartcoolJew says:
OH SHIT DUDE!
hoodedmastermind says:
hey whats that noise?
whatdoyouguyswant says:
zak do you have a computer at your house?
Ebilmrobotmonkeyfighter says:
no my mom therw it out after i had the house covered in jelly!
curseyousnacks says:
what did it get sent to the rong address?
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
yeah how you know?
"ZAK! What did you do? Children get out of here now!" Mrs.Garrison said as she rushed out the room.
CartmanisAwsome says:
weak dude! totally lame!
Everyone rushed out of the school. Then everyone looked at Zak.
"Hey the school was dying for a pool!" Zak explained.
"ITS UNDER 50 DEGREES EVERY SINGLE DAY ITS GONNA FREEZE!" Princeipal Victora screamed.
"And the school was really ugly it needed to be redone!" Zak added.
"Oh look its 3:15 schools over lets go Zak!" Shiori said while grabbing Zaks arm.
"No wait I forgeot to tell Principal Victora that it only cost the school 1,900!" Zak was saying as Shiori was pulling her away.
"Wafflez a little help here?" Shiori said as she was pulling her trobled friend away, then Wafflez started to drag away Zak before Principal Victoria head blew up.
"Well will see you later!" the 3 girls said as Shiori and Wafflez were dragging Zak away as Zak was asking why where they leaving? Why couldn't they stay? Why where they in such a hurry?
"Listen up boys and girls log in and do some research! Don't be paying any games! And if you go on any dirty websites the links will be sent to the principal, and your screen name as well. Now any question? Good now begin!" "Mrs.Garrison said to her disfuncational class as she finally opened the door to the lab.
"What are you afraid of Cartman your little girl friend?" Kyle said as he found his seat.
"Ummm Zak, Principal Victoria asked me to watch what you do so what happened last time, doesn't happen again!" Mrs.Garrison added as she walked up to where Zak was sitting.
"Dude what she do?" Stan asked Shiori.
"Well one time she sold the school" Shiori answered.
"HEY! I got the school some money!" Zak added.
"Then you spent that money on giant robot pigs that needed to fight the ham demon in your backyard!"
"I needed to get some photos from him!"
"Anyways she also had 100lbs of peanut butter delivered to the school cause she really wanted a sandwich but when it got here they poured it all over the school."
"I'm still waiting to get my money back from them."
"Thats not all. She also lost the school in an on line poker game."
"That guy cheated!"
"Pulssss.................."
(30 minutes later)
"I think thats about it."
"Yeah sure lets go with that."
"KIDS! log into your computers!" Mrs.garrison yelled at them.
"Dude I'm not gonna study!" Cartman said to his friends.
"Eric no talking!" Mrs.Garrison warned.
"OK guys set up a chat room!" Eric whispered.
<CartmanisAwsome has entered chatroom>
<Cartmansux has entered chatroom>
<Cartmanisanasshole has entered chatroom>
<Cartmanneedstodie has entered chatroom>
<Cartmanisafag has entered chatroom>
<CartmansMurderer has entered chatroom>
<EverywishesCartmanwoulddie has entered chatroom>
<Ericisadumbeass has entered chatroom>
CartmnaisAwsome says:
Ay! you all better changes your screen names or I'm telling Mrs.Garrison!
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CartmanisAwsome says:
good!
<SmartcoolJew has entered chatroom>
<redpoofballhat has entered chatroom>
<hoodedmastermind has entered chatroom>
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Cartmanisawsome says:
hey kyle your screen name is a lie!
SmartcoolJew says:
So is yours!
whatdoyouguyswant says:
zak awsome screen name!
Ebilrobotmoneyfighter says:
thanxs! i ike yours too!
whatdoyouguyswant says:
who is *isawsome*
*isawsome* says:
its shiori
CartmanisAwsome says:
Dude i scared! wafflez says shes gonna get meh! she sent me a poem and it said :
Dear Cartman,
For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you.....
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too.
Birds sing and you're gonna pay, the end!
Gonna get you back-
Wafflez.
curseyousnacks says:
GOOD! you should be!
Cartmanisawsome says:
who is that?
SmartcoolJew says:
who do you think?
CartmanisAswome says:
Token?
curseyousnacks says:
no dumbeass its wafflez
CartmanisAwsome says:
shit dude!
*isawsome* says:
so what are you all doing besides chatting it up?
redpoofballhat says:
i think were all doing the same thing nuthing
*isawsome* says:
oh yeah me 2 *clicks box down*
whatdoyouguyswant says:
i'm palaying pinball
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
i'm eating salted nuts!
*isawsome* says"
no your not im sitting rite next to meh! hey isnt Mrs.garrison watching your every move?
hoodedmastermind says:
can i have some?
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
sure! *hands some to Kenny* enjoy! oh well actually she reading a magazine!
*isawsome* says:
oh god zak what are you doning?
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
did you know you could oder pizza online?
CartmanisAwsome says:
SWEET dude send me the link
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
kk hey did you know that you could get a pool online, and get the a building redone and another added for $1,000?
curseyousnacks says:
ohno zak you didnt?
redpofballhat says:
she did!
SmartcoolJew says:
OH SHIT DUDE!
hoodedmastermind says:
hey whats that noise?
whatdoyouguyswant says:
zak do you have a computer at your house?
Ebilmrobotmonkeyfighter says:
no my mom therw it out after i had the house covered in jelly!
curseyousnacks says:
what did it get sent to the rong address?
Ebilrobotmonkeyfighter says:
yeah how you know?
"ZAK! What did you do? Children get out of here now!" Mrs.Garrison said as she rushed out the room.
CartmanisAwsome says:
weak dude! totally lame!
Everyone rushed out of the school. Then everyone looked at Zak.
"Hey the school was dying for a pool!" Zak explained.
"ITS UNDER 50 DEGREES EVERY SINGLE DAY ITS GONNA FREEZE!" Princeipal Victora screamed.
"And the school was really ugly it needed to be redone!" Zak added.
"Oh look its 3:15 schools over lets go Zak!" Shiori said while grabbing Zaks arm.
"No wait I forgeot to tell Principal Victora that it only cost the school 1,900!" Zak was saying as Shiori was pulling her away.
"Wafflez a little help here?" Shiori said as she was pulling her trobled friend away, then Wafflez started to drag away Zak before Principal Victoria head blew up.
"Well will see you later!" the 3 girls said as Shiori and Wafflez were dragging Zak away as Zak was asking why where they leaving? Why couldn't they stay? Why where they in such a hurry?
