Post by Yum wafflez on Mar 23, 2007 19:03:09 GMT -5
(Now a different study group)
"I hate Mrs.Garrison!" Wafflez yelled at Cartman.
"I don't know I like this." Cartman replied
"Why? Because you like me? Hmm is that it or are you just retarded?" Wafflez asked.
"The 1st one definitely!"
"I'm thinking its both!"
"NO I'm not retarded!"
"Yeah sure lets just say that!"
"AY! FINE IF YOUR GONNA BE LIKE THAT WHEN WE GET TO MY HOUSE YOU CAN GO AND MAKE ME THAT GODDAMN PIE WOMAN!"
"NO I WILL NOT MAKE YOU THAT GOD DAMN AND IF I EVER DO MAKE YOU THAT PIE THEN I WILL BECOME YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!"
"FINE YOU HAVE A DEAL!"
"FINE! NOW LETS PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR HOUSE SO WE CAN STUDY!"
"YEAH!"
"Ok can you stop with the yelling it's giving me a headache!"
"YEAH-I mean yeah! Mommmmmmm where home!"
"Who's your little friend poopsie-kins?" Cartmans mom asked her tubby son.
"Mom this is Wafflez, shes my study buddy!" Cartman told his mother.
"Awwww your little girlfriend" Ms. Cartman said.
"The day I become his girlfriend is th day I die! I mean it would be the end of the world!" Wafflez replied to Cartmans whore of a mother.
"Ok, well I'll get you two some snacks!" The tramp said to Wafflez and Cartman.
"I WANT CHEESEY POOFS!" Cartman yelled.
"Err, your voice is making me sick!" Wafflez complained.
"CHEESEY POOFS!" Cartman screamed again.
"Why do you have to have a head?" Wafflez asked. "Ok lets get to studying!"
"Fine lets see lets do math first!"
"Ok, whats 5 x 2?"
"12, 11, no! 10, no wait 25!"
"This is gonna be a long day!"
"What are you talking about? I'm sure its one those answers!" Cartmans mom came out with a bag of Cheesey Poofs.
"It is and if you can tell me witch one I'll give ONE Cheesey Poof!" Wafflez said as she grabbed the bag.
"You bitch!"
"And from every right answer you give me I will give you 1 Poof!"
"GOD DAMMIT!"
"And every wrong answer I will throw one away!"
"SON OF A BITCH!"
"So whats the answer Cartman? Is it 12,11,10, or 25?"
"1.......2..............11!"
"Nope!" Then she threw the Cheese Poof on the ground and stepped on it.
"You must be the spawn of Satan!" They studied for about 3 more hours the bag was empty at the end but there was a lot of crumbs on the ground.
"Well Cartman you got every question wrong! Wow I just can't believe it!"
"Me either. You stepped on every single Cheesey Poof! Now now......you......must....DIE!" Cartman jumped on top of the girl and started to try to choke her witch by forcing his weight onto her she was slowly suffocating. Luck for Wafflez Kyle, Kenny, and Stan walked in." DIE BITCH! You must suffer for what you have done!!!!"
"H..e..l..p...m...e....." Wafflez said as she was gasping for air.
"DUDE!" Kyle shouted. Stan and Kyle pulled Cartman off the girl and Kenny helped her up.
"What did you do?" Stan asked.
"I was trying to help him study but he got every single question wrong so I crushed all his Cheesey Poofs then he tried to kill me! I'm not surprised he tried to but I was surprised I wasn't prepared it just happened so fast witch is odd for him!" Wafflez explained.
"Oh that makes sense" Stan said.
"Pretty much." Kyle said.
"Mrrmph" Kenny said.
"Well I'm gonna go! See ya." Wafflez said while running out the door.
"Cartman your favorite school event is coming up!" Kyle said.
"What?" Cartman asked.
"Bake sale." Stan told him.
"Yes yes this is it! Guys I need you to make Wafflez make a pie! Any flavor for the bake sale!" Cartman said as he walked over to the window.
"Ok. Well the bake sale is in 2 days. " Kyle said.
"Ok thats enough time. Now go! Go get that pie made!" Cartman told his 'friends'.
"Hey Wafflez! Wait up!" Stan said as he, Kyle and Kenny chased after her. "Did you hear about the bake sale?"
"Yeah. I'm gonna make something for it but I don't know what....." Wafflez said to the boys.
"What about a pie?" Kyle asked.
"Ok I guess I'll make a pie" Wafflez said forgetting about the deal she made with Cartman earlier.
"Allright we'll see you tomorrow!" Stan said.
"Kay see ya!" Wafflez said as she waved goodbye.
(2 days later)
"Hey guys!" A cheery Wafflez greeted her friends "Did you make anything for the bake sale?"
"No" Zak replied.
"Thats today? Oh no I gotta go get some money!" Shiori said as she ran off.
"Zakk they have snow cones!" Wafflez said.
"Ummm I'll be right back I just need to get something from my locker yeah...." Zak said as she ran away.
"If you have any thing for thr bake sale please give it to Mr.Macky with your name on it so we know who to give the pan back to!" The announcer said over the P.A. system. Wafflez walked her pie over to the booth were Mr.Macky was, she gave him her pie and she walked away to find out where the snow cones where. When she found them she found Zak and Shiori hanging out. They where hanging out there until Cartman came up holding Wafflez's pie.
"Well well well, what do we have here? Wafflez do you see what I have here?" Cartman asked.
"Yeah a pie." Wafflez answered.
"Yes but whos pie?"
"Mine."
"Wafflez do you remember yesterday? When we where walking to my house?"
"Yes-.............. I didn't give that to you! You never said anything like that counted. I had to give it to you!"
"Neither did you!"
"Ohh I'm gonna kill Stan and Kyle!"
"No I'm gonna kill Kyle. You can have Stan!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Zak and Shiori looked dazed and confused.
"Wait Wafflez come back!"
"STAN EFFING MARSH! Mrs.Garrison where is Stan?"
"He went home early" Mrs.Garrison answered Wafflez.
"Of coarse!" Wafflez said under her breath. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. The bell rang the day was over. Wafflez went home and she was trying to think of something to get back at Cartman. Then she had the idea.
The next day during class there where reading from there text books when Cartman felt a airplane hit his head. On one of the wings it said read me. So he opened it up and this is what it said:
Dear Cartman,
For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you.....
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too.
Birds sing and you're gonna pay, the end!
Gonna get you back-
Wafflez.
"Oh no." Cartman said to himself.
"Eric hush!" Mrs.Garrison screeched.
"I hate Mrs.Garrison!" Wafflez yelled at Cartman.
"I don't know I like this." Cartman replied
"Why? Because you like me? Hmm is that it or are you just retarded?" Wafflez asked.
"The 1st one definitely!"
"I'm thinking its both!"
"NO I'm not retarded!"
"Yeah sure lets just say that!"
"AY! FINE IF YOUR GONNA BE LIKE THAT WHEN WE GET TO MY HOUSE YOU CAN GO AND MAKE ME THAT GODDAMN PIE WOMAN!"
"NO I WILL NOT MAKE YOU THAT GOD DAMN AND IF I EVER DO MAKE YOU THAT PIE THEN I WILL BECOME YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!"
"FINE YOU HAVE A DEAL!"
"FINE! NOW LETS PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR HOUSE SO WE CAN STUDY!"
"YEAH!"
"Ok can you stop with the yelling it's giving me a headache!"
"YEAH-I mean yeah! Mommmmmmm where home!"
"Who's your little friend poopsie-kins?" Cartmans mom asked her tubby son.
"Mom this is Wafflez, shes my study buddy!" Cartman told his mother.
"Awwww your little girlfriend" Ms. Cartman said.
"The day I become his girlfriend is th day I die! I mean it would be the end of the world!" Wafflez replied to Cartmans whore of a mother.
"Ok, well I'll get you two some snacks!" The tramp said to Wafflez and Cartman.
"I WANT CHEESEY POOFS!" Cartman yelled.
"Err, your voice is making me sick!" Wafflez complained.
"CHEESEY POOFS!" Cartman screamed again.
"Why do you have to have a head?" Wafflez asked. "Ok lets get to studying!"
"Fine lets see lets do math first!"
"Ok, whats 5 x 2?"
"12, 11, no! 10, no wait 25!"
"This is gonna be a long day!"
"What are you talking about? I'm sure its one those answers!" Cartmans mom came out with a bag of Cheesey Poofs.
"It is and if you can tell me witch one I'll give ONE Cheesey Poof!" Wafflez said as she grabbed the bag.
"You bitch!"
"And from every right answer you give me I will give you 1 Poof!"
"GOD DAMMIT!"
"And every wrong answer I will throw one away!"
"SON OF A BITCH!"
"So whats the answer Cartman? Is it 12,11,10, or 25?"
"1.......2..............11!"
"Nope!" Then she threw the Cheese Poof on the ground and stepped on it.
"You must be the spawn of Satan!" They studied for about 3 more hours the bag was empty at the end but there was a lot of crumbs on the ground.
"Well Cartman you got every question wrong! Wow I just can't believe it!"
"Me either. You stepped on every single Cheesey Poof! Now now......you......must....DIE!" Cartman jumped on top of the girl and started to try to choke her witch by forcing his weight onto her she was slowly suffocating. Luck for Wafflez Kyle, Kenny, and Stan walked in." DIE BITCH! You must suffer for what you have done!!!!"
"H..e..l..p...m...e....." Wafflez said as she was gasping for air.
"DUDE!" Kyle shouted. Stan and Kyle pulled Cartman off the girl and Kenny helped her up.
"What did you do?" Stan asked.
"I was trying to help him study but he got every single question wrong so I crushed all his Cheesey Poofs then he tried to kill me! I'm not surprised he tried to but I was surprised I wasn't prepared it just happened so fast witch is odd for him!" Wafflez explained.
"Oh that makes sense" Stan said.
"Pretty much." Kyle said.
"Mrrmph" Kenny said.
"Well I'm gonna go! See ya." Wafflez said while running out the door.
"Cartman your favorite school event is coming up!" Kyle said.
"What?" Cartman asked.
"Bake sale." Stan told him.
"Yes yes this is it! Guys I need you to make Wafflez make a pie! Any flavor for the bake sale!" Cartman said as he walked over to the window.
"Ok. Well the bake sale is in 2 days. " Kyle said.
"Ok thats enough time. Now go! Go get that pie made!" Cartman told his 'friends'.
"Hey Wafflez! Wait up!" Stan said as he, Kyle and Kenny chased after her. "Did you hear about the bake sale?"
"Yeah. I'm gonna make something for it but I don't know what....." Wafflez said to the boys.
"What about a pie?" Kyle asked.
"Ok I guess I'll make a pie" Wafflez said forgetting about the deal she made with Cartman earlier.
"Allright we'll see you tomorrow!" Stan said.
"Kay see ya!" Wafflez said as she waved goodbye.
(2 days later)
"Hey guys!" A cheery Wafflez greeted her friends "Did you make anything for the bake sale?"
"No" Zak replied.
"Thats today? Oh no I gotta go get some money!" Shiori said as she ran off.
"Zakk they have snow cones!" Wafflez said.
"Ummm I'll be right back I just need to get something from my locker yeah...." Zak said as she ran away.
"If you have any thing for thr bake sale please give it to Mr.Macky with your name on it so we know who to give the pan back to!" The announcer said over the P.A. system. Wafflez walked her pie over to the booth were Mr.Macky was, she gave him her pie and she walked away to find out where the snow cones where. When she found them she found Zak and Shiori hanging out. They where hanging out there until Cartman came up holding Wafflez's pie.
"Well well well, what do we have here? Wafflez do you see what I have here?" Cartman asked.
"Yeah a pie." Wafflez answered.
"Yes but whos pie?"
"Mine."
"Wafflez do you remember yesterday? When we where walking to my house?"
"Yes-.............. I didn't give that to you! You never said anything like that counted. I had to give it to you!"
"Neither did you!"
"Ohh I'm gonna kill Stan and Kyle!"
"No I'm gonna kill Kyle. You can have Stan!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Zak and Shiori looked dazed and confused.
"Wait Wafflez come back!"
"STAN EFFING MARSH! Mrs.Garrison where is Stan?"
"He went home early" Mrs.Garrison answered Wafflez.
"Of coarse!" Wafflez said under her breath. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. The bell rang the day was over. Wafflez went home and she was trying to think of something to get back at Cartman. Then she had the idea.
The next day during class there where reading from there text books when Cartman felt a airplane hit his head. On one of the wings it said read me. So he opened it up and this is what it said:
Dear Cartman,
For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you.....
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too.
Birds sing and you're gonna pay, the end!
Gonna get you back-
Wafflez.
"Oh no." Cartman said to himself.
"Eric hush!" Mrs.Garrison screeched.
