Post by Yum wafflez on Mar 20, 2007 15:48:06 GMT -5
The next day. The big day. The day everyone finds out who won. Wafflez was sure she won. Cartman was sure he won. Nobody knew for sure. I don't even know how they choose the winner but they did.
"Hello loser!" Wafflez said to Cartman since the were the only people at the bus stop.
"Why on earth are you talking to your self?" Cartman replied
"I'm not you asshole!"
"Your the asshole!"
"NO your the asshole! Your the asses hole in South Park!"
"Hey guess what we get to do today!" Zak said all exited
"We gonna make biscuits? We gonna make biscuits? We gonna make biscuits? We gonna make biscuits?" Wafflez guess every time getting more annoying.
"No were- Why would we make biscuits? But why would I question anything?" Zak replied.
"So what are we doing?" Wafflez asked.
"Were doing something where we use partners! And if I'm lucky I'll get to work with Clyde!"
"Excuse me? What about me? Hmmm since Shiori died I don't have very many options!"
"Oh sorry, if I'm extremely lucky then I'll get you. Better?"
"Much!"
"Any who, hey Zak did you have fun at Casa Bonita last night?" Cartman butted in.
"Yeah bunches!" Zak replied
"Damn!" Cartman yelled angrily. Stan and Kyle finally got to the bus stop. "Stan, Kyle did-"
"Yes Cartman we had fun at Casa Bonita last night!" Stan Interrupted. The bus arrived.
"Craig did you have fun at Casa Bonita last night?" Cartman asked but Craig just flipped him off. Thats when everyone knew who had won! "Shut the F*** up you stupid breakfast!" The bus arrived at school and they all piled in Mrs.Garrison classroom.
"OK everyone settled down we have a spacial project were going to start soon and-"BANG Mrs.Garrison was interrupted by the Queen of being late (or at least in my story she is) Shiori but this time instead of Zak She was with Kenny. "I don't even want to hear your excuses just take your sets! Ok let me begin by pairing everyone up lets see Bebe and Kyle, Stan and Wendy, Shiori and hmmm what does that say sometimes I can't even read my own handwriting. Well I'll just come to you last anyways Zak and Clyde,Wafflez and Eric........" After Mrs.Garrison said that Wafflez thew up a little. "Oh It says Kenny Shiori and looks like Butters and Pip your together so since the school would like me to teach you family ethics. I'm just going to let you see how horrible it is on your own."
"WHAT!" Wafflez screamed "I DEMAND TO BE REASSIGNED!"
"NO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE FATE YOU HAVE FOUND IN YOUR SOUL MATE SO GET OVER IT!" Mrs.Garrison screamed.
"Fine!"
"And in order for you to really see how horrible it is I order for you all to spend every waking minute with each other! So over the weekend you better get things ready and spend as much time you can with some one else, now for the rest of the day were going to get things ready for the up coming week ok." After a whole day of that they went home, got things ready, and came back and started to do this horrible horrible task. "Welcome back students now are we ready?"
"Yeah!" said the class.
"NO!" said Eric and Wafflez.
"Too bad! Lets, let the marriage project begin!" Said Mrs.Garrison.
"Ok lets start.....ok I wanna devoice!" Wafflez complained.
"Nope not happening" Mrs.Garrison replied.
"Damn! OK you go over there and I'll stay here!'
"NO!" Cartman said.
"YES!"
"No you will respect my authority! NOW GO MAKE ME SOME PIE!"
"NO GO MAKE YOUR OWN GOD DAMN PIE!"
"NO MAKE ME SOME PIE WOMAN!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Later with some less angered people)
"Ok lets see first e need to pick a job. Ok what would you want to be?" Clyde asked Zak.
"A Video game tester!" Zak answered. "What do you want to be?"
"Ummm I guess a ninja."
"I don't really think that a ninja is a real job- but there I am again questioning logic? Ninja it is!"
(now lets spend time with the other happy couple)
"OK now let move on to step 2 we get to pick out where we live OK lets look in this house book that Mrs. Garrison gave us to find our house. Hmmmm ohh look at that one do you like it?" Shiori asked Kenny.
"Mhhp...... Mphr!" Kenny said as he pointed to a different house
"Umm Kenny if pick that house then we have to find better paying jobs!"
"rpmh hmrp hhprm mmrph ppherm hhrtp."
"I know its your dream to live in a fancy house because your so poor now but if we live there then we'll be dirt poor in a made up project. I'm sorry Kenny but we can't choose that house!"
"Mrph"
"Ok that house we can afford! Now lets move on to step 3"
(Now back to uber angry couple)
"OK lets skip step 2 we'll go back to that later step 3 record data and finance stuff will be given to you through out the week"
"OK so were done? Awesome!"
"No dumb ass we need to decide steps 1-2 do you want meh to pick for you?"
"Yeah sure why not its about time you do things I'm supposed to do!"
"FINE! Eric job:asstronaut. So he spend less time at home. House: the big fancy one so we really spend no time together!"
"OK children turn in your papers. Alright now during the week to family's will over come a big change." Mrs. Garrison announced.
"Oh I wonder what it'll be!" Zak said.
DAY ONE:
die-ary from student: Wafflez
Today I almost strangled Cartman. I really wish he go and die. I mean more than usually I mean hes such a bigoted jerk ahhhh. I hope were the family that are picked for change. Zak and Shiori are lucky they get to work with people they can actually stand! I mean how can anyone stand Cartman, I don't know how Stan, Kyle , and Kenny stand him day after day after day after day! Today also was our "anniversary's" I noticed that Shiori And Kenny both gave and received Game Slave 2! A EFFING GAME SLAVE 2! But anyways I can't wait for this week to be over!
"Alright. Time to pick the two families undergoing change Stan & Wendy, Eric & Wafflez." Mrs.Garrison said to herself that night "Day two will be a good day to spring this on my students!"
(the next day)
"Ok students last night I picked out the pair of families: Eric and Wafflez, Stan and Wendy I have picked you for this assignment."
"YES YES! CLEAN LEMONY FRESH VICTORY IS MINE!" Wafflez shouted.
"You don't even know what I planned yet."
"So all I know is that I get to be away from Cartman!"
"Ok well anyways the special project for you is.........................................................................."
you'll have to wait till next chapter to find out!
