Post by Yum wafflez on Mar 19, 2007 22:03:49 GMT -5
Later as Stan was getting ready, his family was intoxicated by the show "Are You Smarter then a 5th Grader?".
"OK guys I'm going!" Stan shouted to his family.
"Uhh huh yeah. Oh I knew it I told you the answer see hahah I am smarter then a 5th grader.!" Stans dad said very pleased with himself.
"And next week we are going to be in South Park Co." the T.V said.
"Oh crap." Stan said to himself.
"Stan you need to start studying! When you go on that show you need to prove your super smart!" Stans dad announced.
"Uhhh dad I'm in fourth grade." Stan replied to his dads comment.
"Oh well then I will BE smarter than a 5th grader!"
"Oh great well you have fun with that."
"No Stan YOUR going to teach me!"
"NO! WHAT?"
"Yep, I win that show for sure!"
"Oh well I gonna go my ride is here."
"Oh well I'll walk you to the car then son. Whos taking you? Kyle? Eric? Well we all know it's not kenny.Haha."
"No its this new person."
"Oh Well I would like to meet his parents"
"Oh crap"
"Randy leave poor Billy alone let him go off with his little girlfriend!" Stans Grandfather said
"It's not his girlfriend his little girlfriend is Wendy Testabugar." explained Stans dad.
"No me and Wendy broke up a long time ago!" Stan said angrily
"OK well whats your friends name?" Stans dad said
"Welll...."
"Wellllll.... what?"
"Her name is well, Wafflez."
"Well then I really want to meet her family now!."
"Oh boy." Just then the door bell rang.
"Coming." Said Stans mother. She opens the door and theres Wafflez standing there waiting.
"Come on Stan you ready?" Wafflez said impatiently.
"Yeah, bye dad." Stan replied.
"Wait Stan I would lie to meet her mother." Stans Dad said to his son before letting him go.
"No, there no need for that well just be on our way we still need to pick up Kenny and Shiori!" Wafflez pleaded
"Well it'll only take a second!" Stans dad said.
"Don't, don't even try Wafflez it won't work. You'll never win!" Stan said to his new friend.
"Fine come on." Wafflez replied. Sitting in the car was Zak, Clyde, Kyle, and Wafflez mom.
"Well hello there is one of your new friends?" Wafflez's mom said cheerfully.
"No mom this is just some random kid I found of the street. What do you think?" Wafflez replied.
"Hey Stan" Kyle said as he waved to his friend.
"Hey dude my dad wants me to help him study for are you smarter than a 5th grader." Stan complained to his friend.
"Yeah dude so is mine!" Kyle replied.
"So is ours!" Clyde said meaning both him and Zak.
"I just hope those 5th graders don't crap out on us!" Stan said angrily.
"What do you mean?" Zak asked.
"I mean that none of the 5th graders try out and make us the fourth graders do it!"
"Oh I get it, me too."
"OK thats enough chit-chat lets go get Shiori and Kenny." Wafflez said to her mother.
"Ok dear. Good bye Mr.Marsh and I'll talk to you later. " Wafflez's mom said.
"OK see you later Mrs.Sirup" Stans dad said as he waved good bye.
"What! Your last name is Syrup?" Kyle yelled.
"No its Sirup!" Wafflez said to her new friends.
"And her middle name is Ann." Wafflez's mom added.
"Your name is Wafflez Ann Sirup?" Zak finally said.
"Heres Shiori's house I'll go get her!" Wafflez finally got to break away. Inside Shioris house was her and Kenny all alone. Her parent s had left for the night and wouldn't be back until Shiori got back. She and Kenny where sitting on the couch watching Terrance and Philip.
"I've seen this episode before what about you Kenny?" Shiori said to the love of her short life.
"Mrph hmrp rmph mrph rhhhpmr rmrhp!" Kenny replied.
"Oh hehehe your funny, but true. There is nothing better then seeing an episode of Terrance and Philip over again. Just like Invader Zim."
"Mrph!" Kenny said as he moved hes hand closer to Shiori's
"Hehe I love this part!" There gloves where now touching each others. "Hey Kenny I need to tell you something."
"Phrm?"
"Kenny I-" "DING DONG" the door bell rang. Shiori got up and answered the door.
"Hey lets go we still got to pick up Kenny!" Wafflez Said still glad to be out of the car.
"Hes over here" Shiori said as she open the door a little more to show the orange hooded child, Kenny waved.
"Oh hi Kenny come on lets go so we can spend as much time at Casa Bonita so we can shove it Cartmans face!" Wafflez said all excited.
"Ok come on Kenny lets go." Shiori said. They all got into Wafflezs car and drove to Casa Bonita. When they got there Wafflezs mom showed them were they were sitting and said they could go off and explore. Kyle and Stan went off together, Clyde and Zak went off together, Kenny and Shiori went off together, and Wafflez went out to find Cartman to rub it in his face. When Wafflez finally found Cartman he was with Butters, Token, Craig, Wendy, Bebe, and Tweak.
"So this is who your backup "posse" is?" Wafflez said as if she won something.
"Yes! I mean no! Your just jealous I have better friends then you!" Cartman said even more pleased with himself.
"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JELLY!" Wafflez explained.
"Whatever where are your so called friends?"
"Out having fun witch I'm about to join them!"
"Hey whats Kenny and Shiori doing up there?" Token pointed out.
"Holy Crap!" Wafflez screamed
"OK Kenny you ready?" Shiori asked Kenny before the cliff diver gave them the signal.
"Mrph" Kenny replied.
"Ok 1,2,3 lets go!" Shiori said as her and Kenny jumped off the cliff into the water. "See that wasn't too badddd ahhhhhhhhhhhh! OHMIGOD WAS DOES IT HURT SO BAD?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!" Shiori added
"Oh. OHHHHH thats the dangerous water animal tank. Ohhh my bad!" Said the cliff diver instructor yelled.
On one side of Casa Bonita they herd "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled.
"YOU BASTARD!" Kyle finished. And on the other side they heard.
"OH MY GOD YOU KILLED SHIORI!" Zak yelled
"YOU BASTARD!" Wafflez finished.
"Well we better get home guys its been 2 hours it's getting late and I need to make up an excuse on why Shiori and Kenny are dead!" Wafflezs mom said.
"Alright lets go guys!!" Wafflez said. And just like that it was over they went home. The next day they would find out who had won: Cartman or Wafflez?
THE END! OR IS IT?
"OK guys I'm going!" Stan shouted to his family.
"Uhh huh yeah. Oh I knew it I told you the answer see hahah I am smarter then a 5th grader.!" Stans dad said very pleased with himself.
"And next week we are going to be in South Park Co." the T.V said.
"Oh crap." Stan said to himself.
"Stan you need to start studying! When you go on that show you need to prove your super smart!" Stans dad announced.
"Uhhh dad I'm in fourth grade." Stan replied to his dads comment.
"Oh well then I will BE smarter than a 5th grader!"
"Oh great well you have fun with that."
"No Stan YOUR going to teach me!"
"NO! WHAT?"
"Yep, I win that show for sure!"
"Oh well I gonna go my ride is here."
"Oh well I'll walk you to the car then son. Whos taking you? Kyle? Eric? Well we all know it's not kenny.Haha."
"No its this new person."
"Oh Well I would like to meet his parents"
"Oh crap"
"Randy leave poor Billy alone let him go off with his little girlfriend!" Stans Grandfather said
"It's not his girlfriend his little girlfriend is Wendy Testabugar." explained Stans dad.
"No me and Wendy broke up a long time ago!" Stan said angrily
"OK well whats your friends name?" Stans dad said
"Welll...."
"Wellllll.... what?"
"Her name is well, Wafflez."
"Well then I really want to meet her family now!."
"Oh boy." Just then the door bell rang.
"Coming." Said Stans mother. She opens the door and theres Wafflez standing there waiting.
"Come on Stan you ready?" Wafflez said impatiently.
"Yeah, bye dad." Stan replied.
"Wait Stan I would lie to meet her mother." Stans Dad said to his son before letting him go.
"No, there no need for that well just be on our way we still need to pick up Kenny and Shiori!" Wafflez pleaded
"Well it'll only take a second!" Stans dad said.
"Don't, don't even try Wafflez it won't work. You'll never win!" Stan said to his new friend.
"Fine come on." Wafflez replied. Sitting in the car was Zak, Clyde, Kyle, and Wafflez mom.
"Well hello there is one of your new friends?" Wafflez's mom said cheerfully.
"No mom this is just some random kid I found of the street. What do you think?" Wafflez replied.
"Hey Stan" Kyle said as he waved to his friend.
"Hey dude my dad wants me to help him study for are you smarter than a 5th grader." Stan complained to his friend.
"Yeah dude so is mine!" Kyle replied.
"So is ours!" Clyde said meaning both him and Zak.
"I just hope those 5th graders don't crap out on us!" Stan said angrily.
"What do you mean?" Zak asked.
"I mean that none of the 5th graders try out and make us the fourth graders do it!"
"Oh I get it, me too."
"OK thats enough chit-chat lets go get Shiori and Kenny." Wafflez said to her mother.
"Ok dear. Good bye Mr.Marsh and I'll talk to you later. " Wafflez's mom said.
"OK see you later Mrs.Sirup" Stans dad said as he waved good bye.
"What! Your last name is Syrup?" Kyle yelled.
"No its Sirup!" Wafflez said to her new friends.
"And her middle name is Ann." Wafflez's mom added.
"Your name is Wafflez Ann Sirup?" Zak finally said.
"Heres Shiori's house I'll go get her!" Wafflez finally got to break away. Inside Shioris house was her and Kenny all alone. Her parent s had left for the night and wouldn't be back until Shiori got back. She and Kenny where sitting on the couch watching Terrance and Philip.
"I've seen this episode before what about you Kenny?" Shiori said to the love of her short life.
"Mrph hmrp rmph mrph rhhhpmr rmrhp!" Kenny replied.
"Oh hehehe your funny, but true. There is nothing better then seeing an episode of Terrance and Philip over again. Just like Invader Zim."
"Mrph!" Kenny said as he moved hes hand closer to Shiori's
"Hehe I love this part!" There gloves where now touching each others. "Hey Kenny I need to tell you something."
"Phrm?"
"Kenny I-" "DING DONG" the door bell rang. Shiori got up and answered the door.
"Hey lets go we still got to pick up Kenny!" Wafflez Said still glad to be out of the car.
"Hes over here" Shiori said as she open the door a little more to show the orange hooded child, Kenny waved.
"Oh hi Kenny come on lets go so we can spend as much time at Casa Bonita so we can shove it Cartmans face!" Wafflez said all excited.
"Ok come on Kenny lets go." Shiori said. They all got into Wafflezs car and drove to Casa Bonita. When they got there Wafflezs mom showed them were they were sitting and said they could go off and explore. Kyle and Stan went off together, Clyde and Zak went off together, Kenny and Shiori went off together, and Wafflez went out to find Cartman to rub it in his face. When Wafflez finally found Cartman he was with Butters, Token, Craig, Wendy, Bebe, and Tweak.
"So this is who your backup "posse" is?" Wafflez said as if she won something.
"Yes! I mean no! Your just jealous I have better friends then you!" Cartman said even more pleased with himself.
"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JELLY!" Wafflez explained.
"Whatever where are your so called friends?"
"Out having fun witch I'm about to join them!"
"Hey whats Kenny and Shiori doing up there?" Token pointed out.
"Holy Crap!" Wafflez screamed
"OK Kenny you ready?" Shiori asked Kenny before the cliff diver gave them the signal.
"Mrph" Kenny replied.
"Ok 1,2,3 lets go!" Shiori said as her and Kenny jumped off the cliff into the water. "See that wasn't too badddd ahhhhhhhhhhhh! OHMIGOD WAS DOES IT HURT SO BAD?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!" Shiori added
"Oh. OHHHHH thats the dangerous water animal tank. Ohhh my bad!" Said the cliff diver instructor yelled.
On one side of Casa Bonita they herd "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled.
"YOU BASTARD!" Kyle finished. And on the other side they heard.
"OH MY GOD YOU KILLED SHIORI!" Zak yelled
"YOU BASTARD!" Wafflez finished.
"Well we better get home guys its been 2 hours it's getting late and I need to make up an excuse on why Shiori and Kenny are dead!" Wafflezs mom said.
"Alright lets go guys!!" Wafflez said. And just like that it was over they went home. The next day they would find out who had won: Cartman or Wafflez?
THE END! OR IS IT?
