Post by Shiori McCormick on Nov 27, 2008 22:18:09 GMT -5
Author's note: This doesn't really fit into the timeline of the story I'm in the middle of writing but it'll fit in eventually. Things you need to know are the new characters, Waffles and Zakuro. Waffles is the child of the host family for Shiori and Sakura. Zakuro is just a weirdo they met and befriended.
South Park Thanksgiving
There was a time where Thanksgiving was a real holiday with an actual purpose. It was a time where family and friends got together to live life the way it's supposed to be lived and, rich or poor, appreciate what you have in the world. No. Not anymore. People treat Thanksgiving as just an excuse to miss school and stuff their faces with food. And theres never a time when ALL of the food is eaten at the time it was meant to be eaten. There's usually some leftovers that are forgotten and then 3 months later, it found and then it has to be thrown out because it's "unhealthy". Such a waste of food. ANYWHO!! The author can go on with this rant for a long time, but she won't. Back to SOUTH PARK THANKSGI- I mean TURKEY DAY (for the most part). Sakura was found among a crowd of kids made up of Shiori, Butters, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Waffles, and Zakuro. Today was Thanksgi-GOD DAMMIT!! FREAKING TURKEY DAY!!! Sakura and Shiori got the epiphany to try and get to know their new friends a little better and have a TURKEY day potluck (see! I learn!). So Sakura was running around trying to get everyone up to date on what the frik was going on. How did she do this you ask? WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED ASKING QUESTIONS AND READ ON, YOU WOULD FIND OUT!! Sakura's jacket was being very magical on this day. To help keep control of the kids, she pulled out a megaphone and handed it to Shiori. May God have mercy on their souls. So whatever Sakura said to Shiori, she repeated to the confused, yet, rather bored kids. At least until they were instructed on who brings what food and to inform their parents as to what's going on. Cuz Turkey Day is /supposed/ to be a family holiday. Behind Shiori, Kenny tugged on the back of her shirt. She turned around and Kenny gave her a look implying he had nothing to contribute to the potluck.
"Well erm...uhh...I dunno what to d- WAIT A MINUTE! Sakura! Do you have a mallet?" Shiori asked, interrupting a discussion between her and Butters.
"What the...Shiori I gave you a megaphone. Why would you need a mallet?"
"Not sure yet. but I'm pretty sure I need one" What a horrible argument on Shiori's behalf. Even so, Sakura dug through her jacket and brought out a big ass mallet. Shiori yoinked the mallet from Sakura and ran off with Kenny to god knows where. Sakura shook her head and went back to talking with Butters while the others in the group scattered to find food and rally their parents.
"Hey, uhh. Where's Cartman?" Butters asked. Sakura wasn't TOO entirely sure
"Shiori and Zakuro sent him somewhere...I think to Albuquerque" From far away, Shiori yelled back to Sakura through the megaphone the Albuquerque song by Weird Al.
"Shiori's kinda eccentric" Butters observed.
"On a good day. We're lucky. She hasn't been in a bad mood for a while."
"ohh uhh...what happens on a bad day?" Like he really wanted to know
"Well...hmm...she avoids people a lot more than she usually does. Mostly everything she says will be negative or hurtful and she'll be a lot more prone to violence. Things will just start to fall apart if Shiori's angry"
"ohh...I wanted to ask you something" He started to twiddle (BEST. WORD. EVER) his fingers.
"Do you think you could come to my house with me? If I go and tell my parents that theres a potluck and I need to bring them and food, I might get grounded." Sakura turned around for a sec so Butters couldn't see the EXTREME!!!! WTF look on her face. She turned back around and nodded
"Yeah, sure..." She smiled and (HOLY CRAP DUDE WHO MADE THE HALF LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES VIDEO MADE HIS OWN RETARDED FIC AND MADE A VIDEO AND ITS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER!!!) asked where he lived. The author is getting really bored with this by the way. Please excuse the fact that from here on, this story is gunna be a load of crap. While Sakura went with Butters, Waffles was in charge. At the Stotch residence, Butter's mother was found sitting on the couch (cuz she doesn't know how to do anything else). The situation was adressed and the danger of grounding slightly came up but no harm done. Shiori and Kenny were all of a sudden in the middle of nowhere with a giant mallet. Before Kenny asked, Shiori answered his question "What the fuck are we doing?"
"We're gunna find a birdy bird...and hit it with a hammer. Then we're gunna use Sakura's super mega ultra cooking thing to make it taste yummy and hoping it doesn't blow up...again" The two found a random clearing occupied by a content herd of wild turkey.
"Stand back Kenny...If something happens then you can escape" the comment made Kenny biffed. What would he say to the others if he returned without Shiori? He did as he was told, assured that nothing will go wrong. XD biggest lie EVER! Shiori hid behind a tree and twirled the mallet, picking out the perfect victim. And then there was one. It seemed that the herd moved over to the far side, leaving one behind. Shiori then ambushed and smashed the turkey. She grabbed it and ran back over to Kenny.
"run run RUUN!!!" Without question, the two got out of there quickly, leaving a bunch of angry turkeys behind. They found Sakura and Butters walking back to the gathering place (after convincing Kenny's family to come to potluck. It didn't take much). Butters was the first to notice the giant bird being carried by a grinning Shiori
"waaahh! Where did you get that?"
"We found it...around...Sakuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~"
"Hellooooo~" Sakura responded
"Can we used the super mega ultra cooking thing for this?" Sakura nodded and when they got back to the gathering place, she rummaged through her jacket and tossed out this hugeish oven thing. Shiori let Kenny have the privilege of chucking the dead turkey into the super mega ultra cooking thing. It was getting lateish and by the time everyone came back, Sakura, Butters, Shiori, and Kenny had gotten the area ready with the big ass freaking table, the freaking lights and some of the freaking food prepared. It was time. The first that came were Waffle's and Zakuro's families with sweet potatoes and graaaaaaaaaaavyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~~ mmmmm...homemade gravy
Then came the Marshes, Stotches, Broflovskis and McCormicks. The adults prefered to stick together, leaving the children to socialize to their own kind. Before the stuffing of the faces, Shiori made an announcement. An announcement that was...dare I say...SERIOUS!!
"Before we introduce ourselves to the mother of all feasts, I would like to say a few words. First of all, thank you one and all. This is my first, as well as Sakura's first Thanksgiving away from home." She started to circle her finger around a cup of water
"This potluck is to show that we can all unite as one and provide for each other when we need it. In the words of the author, Thanksgiving has lost its true meaning for a while" From here, Sakura took over
"we may have only been here for a month now, but it does't mean we can't care about other people and then to spread that care to everyone. We're not going to stay here forever, so Shiori and I feel like we should still treat this place as home"
"You mean you aren't staying?" Butters interrupted, then recieving a scold from his dad
"It's fine...umm. No Butters...We can't stay, but we're going to do whatever we can to create an impression on the town. I think our parents still care about us. Back on track, though, We thank you, Waffles and your family, for letting us stay at yours house. And thank you everyone else for being our friends. Let us feast!"
Sometime about halfway through the feast, Sakura pulled a frikkin stereo from her frikkin jacket. Music was needed. Because the author said so. At first, there wasn't much attention to it. then a certain Zakuro got excited and got freaky on the clearing. I'm talking hyper dancing. the awesomest dance style EVAR!
"WOOOOO!! GO ZAKURO!!" Shiori shouted. Sakura started to tap her foot to a rhythm. Shiori took the music clicker that controlled the stereo and switched the music to rave music, following up with a "tumble tumble woosh!" (accompanied by Sakura saying the actual words) into the clearing with Zakuro, joining her. Before long, a rave party had begun. Killer flail dancing and a feast...
It was a good night
South Park Thanksgiving
There was a time where Thanksgiving was a real holiday with an actual purpose. It was a time where family and friends got together to live life the way it's supposed to be lived and, rich or poor, appreciate what you have in the world. No. Not anymore. People treat Thanksgiving as just an excuse to miss school and stuff their faces with food. And theres never a time when ALL of the food is eaten at the time it was meant to be eaten. There's usually some leftovers that are forgotten and then 3 months later, it found and then it has to be thrown out because it's "unhealthy". Such a waste of food. ANYWHO!! The author can go on with this rant for a long time, but she won't. Back to SOUTH PARK THANKSGI- I mean TURKEY DAY (for the most part). Sakura was found among a crowd of kids made up of Shiori, Butters, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Waffles, and Zakuro. Today was Thanksgi-GOD DAMMIT!! FREAKING TURKEY DAY!!! Sakura and Shiori got the epiphany to try and get to know their new friends a little better and have a TURKEY day potluck (see! I learn!). So Sakura was running around trying to get everyone up to date on what the frik was going on. How did she do this you ask? WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED ASKING QUESTIONS AND READ ON, YOU WOULD FIND OUT!! Sakura's jacket was being very magical on this day. To help keep control of the kids, she pulled out a megaphone and handed it to Shiori. May God have mercy on their souls. So whatever Sakura said to Shiori, she repeated to the confused, yet, rather bored kids. At least until they were instructed on who brings what food and to inform their parents as to what's going on. Cuz Turkey Day is /supposed/ to be a family holiday. Behind Shiori, Kenny tugged on the back of her shirt. She turned around and Kenny gave her a look implying he had nothing to contribute to the potluck.
"Well erm...uhh...I dunno what to d- WAIT A MINUTE! Sakura! Do you have a mallet?" Shiori asked, interrupting a discussion between her and Butters.
"What the...Shiori I gave you a megaphone. Why would you need a mallet?"
"Not sure yet. but I'm pretty sure I need one" What a horrible argument on Shiori's behalf. Even so, Sakura dug through her jacket and brought out a big ass mallet. Shiori yoinked the mallet from Sakura and ran off with Kenny to god knows where. Sakura shook her head and went back to talking with Butters while the others in the group scattered to find food and rally their parents.
"Hey, uhh. Where's Cartman?" Butters asked. Sakura wasn't TOO entirely sure
"Shiori and Zakuro sent him somewhere...I think to Albuquerque" From far away, Shiori yelled back to Sakura through the megaphone the Albuquerque song by Weird Al.
"Shiori's kinda eccentric" Butters observed.
"On a good day. We're lucky. She hasn't been in a bad mood for a while."
"ohh uhh...what happens on a bad day?" Like he really wanted to know
"Well...hmm...she avoids people a lot more than she usually does. Mostly everything she says will be negative or hurtful and she'll be a lot more prone to violence. Things will just start to fall apart if Shiori's angry"
"ohh...I wanted to ask you something" He started to twiddle (BEST. WORD. EVER) his fingers.
"Do you think you could come to my house with me? If I go and tell my parents that theres a potluck and I need to bring them and food, I might get grounded." Sakura turned around for a sec so Butters couldn't see the EXTREME!!!! WTF look on her face. She turned back around and nodded
"Yeah, sure..." She smiled and (HOLY CRAP DUDE WHO MADE THE HALF LIFE: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES VIDEO MADE HIS OWN RETARDED FIC AND MADE A VIDEO AND ITS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER!!!) asked where he lived. The author is getting really bored with this by the way. Please excuse the fact that from here on, this story is gunna be a load of crap. While Sakura went with Butters, Waffles was in charge. At the Stotch residence, Butter's mother was found sitting on the couch (cuz she doesn't know how to do anything else). The situation was adressed and the danger of grounding slightly came up but no harm done. Shiori and Kenny were all of a sudden in the middle of nowhere with a giant mallet. Before Kenny asked, Shiori answered his question "What the fuck are we doing?"
"We're gunna find a birdy bird...and hit it with a hammer. Then we're gunna use Sakura's super mega ultra cooking thing to make it taste yummy and hoping it doesn't blow up...again" The two found a random clearing occupied by a content herd of wild turkey.
"Stand back Kenny...If something happens then you can escape" the comment made Kenny biffed. What would he say to the others if he returned without Shiori? He did as he was told, assured that nothing will go wrong. XD biggest lie EVER! Shiori hid behind a tree and twirled the mallet, picking out the perfect victim. And then there was one. It seemed that the herd moved over to the far side, leaving one behind. Shiori then ambushed and smashed the turkey. She grabbed it and ran back over to Kenny.
"run run RUUN!!!" Without question, the two got out of there quickly, leaving a bunch of angry turkeys behind. They found Sakura and Butters walking back to the gathering place (after convincing Kenny's family to come to potluck. It didn't take much). Butters was the first to notice the giant bird being carried by a grinning Shiori
"waaahh! Where did you get that?"
"We found it...around...Sakuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~"
"Hellooooo~" Sakura responded
"Can we used the super mega ultra cooking thing for this?" Sakura nodded and when they got back to the gathering place, she rummaged through her jacket and tossed out this hugeish oven thing. Shiori let Kenny have the privilege of chucking the dead turkey into the super mega ultra cooking thing. It was getting lateish and by the time everyone came back, Sakura, Butters, Shiori, and Kenny had gotten the area ready with the big ass freaking table, the freaking lights and some of the freaking food prepared. It was time. The first that came were Waffle's and Zakuro's families with sweet potatoes and graaaaaaaaaaavyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~~ mmmmm...homemade gravy
Then came the Marshes, Stotches, Broflovskis and McCormicks. The adults prefered to stick together, leaving the children to socialize to their own kind. Before the stuffing of the faces, Shiori made an announcement. An announcement that was...dare I say...SERIOUS!!"Before we introduce ourselves to the mother of all feasts, I would like to say a few words. First of all, thank you one and all. This is my first, as well as Sakura's first Thanksgiving away from home." She started to circle her finger around a cup of water
"This potluck is to show that we can all unite as one and provide for each other when we need it. In the words of the author, Thanksgiving has lost its true meaning for a while" From here, Sakura took over
"we may have only been here for a month now, but it does't mean we can't care about other people and then to spread that care to everyone. We're not going to stay here forever, so Shiori and I feel like we should still treat this place as home"
"You mean you aren't staying?" Butters interrupted, then recieving a scold from his dad
"It's fine...umm. No Butters...We can't stay, but we're going to do whatever we can to create an impression on the town. I think our parents still care about us. Back on track, though, We thank you, Waffles and your family, for letting us stay at yours house. And thank you everyone else for being our friends. Let us feast!"
Sometime about halfway through the feast, Sakura pulled a frikkin stereo from her frikkin jacket. Music was needed. Because the author said so. At first, there wasn't much attention to it. then a certain Zakuro got excited and got freaky on the clearing. I'm talking hyper dancing. the awesomest dance style EVAR!
"WOOOOO!! GO ZAKURO!!" Shiori shouted. Sakura started to tap her foot to a rhythm. Shiori took the music clicker that controlled the stereo and switched the music to rave music, following up with a "tumble tumble woosh!" (accompanied by Sakura saying the actual words) into the clearing with Zakuro, joining her. Before long, a rave party had begun. Killer flail dancing and a feast...
It was a good night
