Post by Yum wafflez on Nov 19, 2008 1:11:59 GMT -5
"That is it boys!" Principal Victoria yelled. She had Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman in her office. "That was the last straw. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but you boys give me no choice!"
"What we did wasn't even all that bad!" Cartman said to defend there actions.
"YOU BROKE INTO THE CHEMISTRY LAB, STOLE EVERY CHEMICAL YOU COULD GET YOUR HANDS ON, STOLE A RUG, WENT OUT ON THE PLAYGROUND, AND POURED THEM ALL ON IT!" The stressed out blonde screamed.
"Not at the same time though." Cartman replied.
"Dude! Shut up!" Kyle said, as he poke Cartmans fat.
"Most kids try to imitate the Jackass movies, but you just had to go and try to imitate a Disney movie! THERE ARE NO GENIES, THERE IS NO MAGIC, AND THERE CERTAIN IS NO FLYING CARPETS! Where did you even get the idea to try to imitate Aladdin?" The boys shrugged. Principal Victoria rubbed her temples. "We won't even be able to start clean up until after homeland security, and the Haz-mat squad leaves. Hell we can't even be 200 feet near it! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Were very sorry, we will never do it again." Cartman said in an unconvincing tone as he rolled his eyes.
"That won't get you out of trouble this time! I've already called your mothers-" Principal Victoria started.
"YOU CALLED MY MOM?!?!?" Kyle asked horrified.
"Yes, and they already know what's going on, they were so ashamed they told me that they were just going to send your things to the school."
"What school?" The boys asked.
"Light Yagamis last resort school for the troublesome, weird, emotionally disturbed and the friendless jerk-offs. Its a boarding school. Maybe this will teach you what you need to act like to behave in society! Now out of my office! The bus should arrive in about 20 minutes, outside the school." The boys sullenly walked outside, and sat on the curb in front of the school.
"Dude this totally sucks." Stan pointed out.
"At least I don't have to deal with my mother." Kyle said trying to think positively.
"And we don't have to worry about moving between places! All of our stuffs gonna be moved for us, well except for Kenny, since hes poor." Cartman said. Kenny got up and punched Cartman in the face.
"Mmmgh ghm!" Kenny said. By the time Cartman had been able to sit back up, the bus was there, they all loaded, and sat for an uncountable number of hours. Finally they stopped at a giant school. The dorms circled the school building, and was all red and black, and scary looking. A man who looked like he tought there approched the boys.
"You must be the new students, don't worry, its not as scary as it looks, but just don't get sent to the dean of disiplen, no student has ever recovered." The teacher said. "Or been found, this way to your dorms." he started to lead them to where they would be staying for as long as they were there.
"What was the last part?" Stan asked.
"You should have been listening, now hurry along, you don't want to be late to your afternoon classes. You have already missed lunch." Cartman almost died on the spot. The five of them arrived at a tall building, with many windows, the building it self was a dark red while everything else was black.
"Wow this looks pleasent." Kyle said, as they walked in they went up about seven flights of stairs, until Cartman couldn't take it anymore.
"No....More...please." Cartman weezed.
"Yeah dude, where is our room?" Kyle asked.
"Oh, its on the first floor, but tubby over there looks like he needed some excirsie. Let go to your rooms shall we?" Stan, Kyle, and Kenny nodded. Cartman just scowled.
"I am not walking down SEVEN flights of stairs!" Cartman proclaimed.
"Oh we don't need to theres an eleveator."
"I hate this place." The boys made it at last to there room. It was fairly large, and it had four bunkbeds. Kyle and Stan took on side, and Kenny and Cartman took the other. But as soon as they got there they had to change into the uniform, and rushed off to class.
"So were in class nine? Here it is!" Stan said as they walked into a class room filled with people who were dressed the same. They were all over the classroom, most of them seemed like girls. As the four boys closed the door, two of the girls turned around.
HUZZAH! And I leave it on a cliff hanger? Who were the girls? did they have names? Why am I typing this instead of answering the questions? Some things will never be answered. =] I is awesome!
"What we did wasn't even all that bad!" Cartman said to defend there actions.
"YOU BROKE INTO THE CHEMISTRY LAB, STOLE EVERY CHEMICAL YOU COULD GET YOUR HANDS ON, STOLE A RUG, WENT OUT ON THE PLAYGROUND, AND POURED THEM ALL ON IT!" The stressed out blonde screamed.
"Not at the same time though." Cartman replied.
"Dude! Shut up!" Kyle said, as he poke Cartmans fat.
"Most kids try to imitate the Jackass movies, but you just had to go and try to imitate a Disney movie! THERE ARE NO GENIES, THERE IS NO MAGIC, AND THERE CERTAIN IS NO FLYING CARPETS! Where did you even get the idea to try to imitate Aladdin?" The boys shrugged. Principal Victoria rubbed her temples. "We won't even be able to start clean up until after homeland security, and the Haz-mat squad leaves. Hell we can't even be 200 feet near it! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Were very sorry, we will never do it again." Cartman said in an unconvincing tone as he rolled his eyes.
"That won't get you out of trouble this time! I've already called your mothers-" Principal Victoria started.
"YOU CALLED MY MOM?!?!?" Kyle asked horrified.
"Yes, and they already know what's going on, they were so ashamed they told me that they were just going to send your things to the school."
"What school?" The boys asked.
"Light Yagamis last resort school for the troublesome, weird, emotionally disturbed and the friendless jerk-offs. Its a boarding school. Maybe this will teach you what you need to act like to behave in society! Now out of my office! The bus should arrive in about 20 minutes, outside the school." The boys sullenly walked outside, and sat on the curb in front of the school.
"Dude this totally sucks." Stan pointed out.
"At least I don't have to deal with my mother." Kyle said trying to think positively.
"And we don't have to worry about moving between places! All of our stuffs gonna be moved for us, well except for Kenny, since hes poor." Cartman said. Kenny got up and punched Cartman in the face.
"Mmmgh ghm!" Kenny said. By the time Cartman had been able to sit back up, the bus was there, they all loaded, and sat for an uncountable number of hours. Finally they stopped at a giant school. The dorms circled the school building, and was all red and black, and scary looking. A man who looked like he tought there approched the boys.
"You must be the new students, don't worry, its not as scary as it looks, but just don't get sent to the dean of disiplen, no student has ever recovered." The teacher said. "Or been found, this way to your dorms." he started to lead them to where they would be staying for as long as they were there.
"What was the last part?" Stan asked.
"You should have been listening, now hurry along, you don't want to be late to your afternoon classes. You have already missed lunch." Cartman almost died on the spot. The five of them arrived at a tall building, with many windows, the building it self was a dark red while everything else was black.
"Wow this looks pleasent." Kyle said, as they walked in they went up about seven flights of stairs, until Cartman couldn't take it anymore.
"No....More...please." Cartman weezed.
"Yeah dude, where is our room?" Kyle asked.
"Oh, its on the first floor, but tubby over there looks like he needed some excirsie. Let go to your rooms shall we?" Stan, Kyle, and Kenny nodded. Cartman just scowled.
"I am not walking down SEVEN flights of stairs!" Cartman proclaimed.
"Oh we don't need to theres an eleveator."
"I hate this place." The boys made it at last to there room. It was fairly large, and it had four bunkbeds. Kyle and Stan took on side, and Kenny and Cartman took the other. But as soon as they got there they had to change into the uniform, and rushed off to class.
"So were in class nine? Here it is!" Stan said as they walked into a class room filled with people who were dressed the same. They were all over the classroom, most of them seemed like girls. As the four boys closed the door, two of the girls turned around.
HUZZAH! And I leave it on a cliff hanger? Who were the girls? did they have names? Why am I typing this instead of answering the questions? Some things will never be answered. =] I is awesome!
