Post by Shiori McCormick on Nov 17, 2008 21:34:45 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a disfunctional mountain town called South Park. One day a couple of kids were transferred to South Park because their parents got tired of them doing experiments with the toothpaste. Those poor souls. One was a shortish girl who wore a black jacket with the hood over her head covering her amber hair, blue jeans with a chain wallet in it (which was ALWAYS empty), and black shoes which you could tell have been worn for quite a while. The other was a girl with dyed brown hair, and wore a fuzzy white jacket with hints of other colors as well (very fun to pet), stylish jeans, and runnin' shoes (cuz saying "running" is not cool anymore). These kids were to attend school at South Park Elementary where they SHOULD be educated buuuuut...It's South Park. What is this "education" you speak of? Anyway, Shiori, the black hooded one, approached the school doors in her usual style. Running as fast as she can and slamming right into the door, hoping it would open and then falling to the ground. Sakura, the other girl, looked at her friend like she was a retard jelly bean.
"You know you have to open the door first, right?" She retorted, helping Shiori up.
"Riiiight. That's what she said." Shiori replied. Instead of arguing over a door, Sakura and Shiori found themselves to the principal's office to recieve their schedules. Coincidentally, they both got Mr. Garrison as their main teacher. Shiori ushered a high five to Sakura who happily accepted the offer.
"This is gunna be so tight" Shiori grabbed Sakura's hand and dragged her to a random direction to where the classroom might be. Sakura broke free in the nik (nick, nic, nik? wtf?) of time before Shiori tripped over a trash can. Thankfully the hallways were pretty much clear and then the bell rang for class to start.
"Come on Shiori. We've got to get to class before you die...again" Sakura grabbed Shiori and glanced at the room number they were supposed to be at and then shifted her glance to the door 2 feet away.
"Dude Shiori. This is where we're supposed to be"
"heheh...yaay!! Running Wild Works! TO THE EXTREME!!!" Shiori crashed through the door, interrupting their own introduction by Mr. Garrison who's face shifted to a sort of hopeful that the students might be normal in some way to aw, crap, some more dumb asses.
"Aaannnd...here they are." Mr. Garrison motioned to the Shiori on the ground, half dead and Sakura who calmly walked in like Shiori was "normal". hehe...suure. Mr. Garrison continued on with their introuction while Sakura walked up and Shiori recovered enough to join the class in the realm of the living.
"Like I said. Shiori and Sakura will be joining our class. They have come all the way from Southern California for whatever reason, but whatever." He turns to the two girls who were standing there with blank faces.
"Is there anything that you two would like to tell us about yourselves?" Almost as if Shiori had been hypnotized, her head snapped into an alert position
"OH! I can totally make a sculpture out of staples!" Sakura was scanning the room, seeing all of the blank faces on the student's faces that gave an "I don't care" expression and then she saw a certain little fat kid. She reached inside her jacket pocket and pulled out a bottle of "holy water" while lunging at him.
"BACK YOU FAT EVIL PILL BUG!!" She started to thrash the water on the fat kid. He started to roll around and sending out long strings of curses. Shiori ran over to her friend and pulled Sakura away.
"I'm sorry...Mr. Garrison is it? yeah." Shiori apologized while holding back a Sakura who was now waving around an empty water bottle.
"oh thats just Cartman, no one cares"
"AYE!" Cartman belted out, feeling very uncooooooooooooool. From the seat diagonal from the pissed off boy came a slight laughter
"Dude, she just called you a pill bug!" A boy named Kyle, who wore a green skull cap, stated mid-laugh.
"Kyle, not now please," Mr. Garrison interrupted and scanned the room for two empty seats for the newbies to sit. Sakura was placed at an empty desk behind and innocent looking boy with a blonde puff ball for hair and a blue jacket. While she took her seat safely, Shiori was instructed to sit at an empty desk next to another boy wearing an orange parka who didn't really seem to be paying attention to anything as he was playing on a PSP. On her way to her desk, Shiori tripped (by accident this time, mind you) and her head plunged right onto her desk top. Mr. Garrison ordered Kenny, the boy who's face was buried in a game console, to check if she was ok which took a few several times to get his attention. When he did come to his senses, his expression turn into one of concern. He spoke to her in a muffled voice, making the words intellegable. Sakura, from a few rows over, answered for her friend.
"She should be ok. If she's dead, it doesn't matter. She'll come back." Reacting to the reply, Kenny leaned over his desk and lightly shook Shiori, not wishing for another person with the same fate as he. Shiori rolled over onto her back and rubbed her head.
"Hey guess what? Desks are solid!" She took her seat and the class was FINALLY allowed to begin (with like...half the time gone) During this class, the students "learned" physics of sorts. Sakura was drawing plans for a soap bomb, making it look like she was taking notes while Shiori whipped out a PSP of her own and began a PVP battle with Kenny. A total of three arguments erupted, leaving about a half hour of actual learning time. All of these arguments were started in some way by Cartman. One was with Mr. Garrison about why gravity happens (oh, the insults you can think of for Cartman XD). Another was with Kyle with the usual Jew vs. Christian conflict and the last was with Craig who got sent to the principal because he flipped him off. Lunch time came upon the school. Shiori put away her PSP and met up with Sakura at her desk and waited for her to put away her stuff.
"Did you hear ANYTHING that was taught to us?" Shiori wondered, Sakura shaking her head. The two went over to the lunch cafeteria place which was pretty packed.
"Ya know what? I've got a solution." Sakura found a moderately empty area and reached inside of her jacket and took out a freaking table (not just a table...but a FREAKING table).
"Dude! I love your jacket!" Shiori exclaimed, amazed at the awesomeness of the fuzzy jacket. Almost immedeately after the two got situated, a group of four kids approached them; Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and another kid named Stan. Through impulse, Shiori happily waved at the group.
"Hey, uhh....Sakura right? Are you SURE your friend is ok?" Stan tilted his head in inquiry.
"She's fine. Thank you for the concern though" Sakura gave a smile and invited them to sit.
"Is normal! Hey!!" Shiori pointed to Kenny
"You play games good!" The comment actually made Kenny feel kinda good. Usually when one doesn't speak much, dies hell of a lot, and is taunted over half the time, they don't hear many compliments. Cartman objected to staying with them, but Kyle and Stan being Kyle and Stan convinced him oterwise because it would be "the right thing to do" cause that TOTALLY matters in South Park.
"How did you guys end up here in South Park? From California, it's gotta be a big difference." Kyle inquired, taking a bite out of white stuff.
"OH THERE WAS SOME TOOTHPA-" before Shiori could finish, Sakura covered her mouth and continued from there
"We just got into a little trouble back at home. That's all." She let Shiori go after she was finished.
"pfft. What could you possibly do to get in trouble. You're chicks." Cartman retorted, kicking the ground. In about a milisecond after the remark, he found himself on the ground by Shiori violently punching him off the table.
"If there's one thing you should learn, it's that you shouldn't make conclusions about things you know nothing about."
"I told you he was an evil pill bug!"
"What is with that? It's funny as hell but...pill bug?" Stan objected. Sakura shrugged and explained that she had a dream where she was taken by giant fat, evil pill bugs that looked kinda similar to Cartman apparently. Oh what faces the boys gave after that story, followed by a period of silence (besides the background sound make by the other students of course). Shiori was the first to break this silence by speaking what seemed to be gibberish to a normal person besides a few distinguishable words
"Chinpokomon kaado ga nanmai arimaska"
"mrrffr" Kenny replied followed by a surprised group of kids. Translating into actual words, Kenny would have said "nijyuu" (the entire conversation pretty much meaning "How many chinpokomon cards do you have?" and replying "20"). Sakura shook her head, not really enjoying the conversation she can't understand.
"Kenny you still remember your japanese? I totally forgot most of it" a surprised Stan sat there, staring at his friend, but then continued his statement
"but I think I understand what you're saying Shiori...I got rid of a lot of mine so I have about...50 or so left" Cartman couldn't believe that people actually kept their old Chinpokomon stuff. After fads die, the dumpsters are filled with crap no one will care about again. Especially when the merchendise is programmed to convert children to the Japanese force to destroy the American government.
"Ooooh.....you talking about these things?" Sakura pulled out a giant metal case filled with Chinpokomon cards.
"Holy Shit!" Kyle gawked at the huge collection. After a few seconds of display, Sakura shut the case, put it back in the confines of her jacket and explained that she was keeping them until they were worth a lot of money so she could then sell them. Changing the subject, Shiori called for a moment of silence and put her finger to her face in a "thinking" position. Because Shiori is totally capable of thought. Then she pointed to Kyle.
"You're the one that is semi-responsible, but want to act out. The only think holding you back is that you're afraid of something. Or rather...someone. An aunt...? No! Your mom"
"Well duh. Everyone is afraid of Kyle's mom. She's a freakin bitch" Cartman managed to squeeze himself into the statement, followed by a peeved Kyle.
"Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat ass!"
"Stop calling me fat! Plus, you know it's true" Cartman felt a splash of water hit his face from Sakura, holding another "holy water" bottle.
"guys.Guys...GUYS!!!" Shouted Shiori, causing the fighting children to stop.
"God! You...Cartman" Shiori pointed to him
"You're an ass who thinks he knows everything, but truely, you're a retard. You have no ability to feel and you will die alone and miserable."
"Aye you bitch! I'm not a retard!!" Cartman tried to throw a punch at her, but Shiori's reflexes caught his arm and then knee'd him back, leaving him mumbling in anger on the ground. Sakura gave Shiori a high five, approving the counter attack. Shiori continued with her character analysis, pointing to Stan.
"You were a little difficult to figure out buut...I've come to this conclusion. You are the moral of the group, always looking for the right thing to do. You also have a fond kindness to animals. That's nice. I'm a little bit of an animal person myself."
"A little? Lies!! Shiori. Do you remember why we're not allowed in the zoo anymore?" Sakura interrupted. Shiori just smiled
" THAT WAS FUN!" This cause interest in the boys' faces.
"What did you do?" Stan asked, Sakura covering Shiori's mouth before she could start answering knowing how warped the story would get. Instead, Sakura tok the liberty of answering for her.
"So Shiori and I were at the zoo ok? Next thing I know, she's gone and a few seconds later, I hear the alarm go off. At this point, I kind of already knew what had happened because Shiori is Shiori. So I run around the corner and Shiori had set the whole pack of wolves free and was running with them. By the time she was actually caught she had set loose another few bears, lemurs, kangaroos and a kimodo dragon."
" IT WAS FUN!"
"And you think I'M retarded?" added Cartman, flinching when Shiori rose her fist threateningly.
"That was a pretty special story" Kyle commented.
"And that's the fun of it! Buut..."Shiori pointed to Kenny, finishing the last of the character analysis...es?
"You...Kenny...You have trouble keeping yourself together. You're a skilled gamer but your true interest is pr0nz. Death hovers over your head, making it hard for you to speak someti- OH SHIT!" Shiori leaped up from her seat and tackled Kenny to the ground right before a knife came flying overhead.
"Mrff!!"
"Dude!"
"Nice save Shiori!" Out of impulse and habit, Sakura rushed over and helped them up. She noticed that Shiori's arm had gotten hit by the spiraling knife before she could totally get out of the way.
"Shiori! You're bleeding!" Shiori looked at her bleeding arm.
"Huh...Guess so. Kenny! Are you ok?"
"Mmphrrph mmr Phemmefph!" Kenny was a little concerned as he got maybe as much as a bump and Shiori's arm was cut pretty deep and SHE'S asking HIM if HE'S ok???
"It's fine dude. But I was just asking. Glad you're ok"
"Shiori, you totally just understood Kenny?" Stan asked, still in the mind frame of "only they can understand the language that is Kenny".
"Of course!" Sakura tilted her head in confusion as she still was unable to distinguish Kenny's words
"You mean he's actually saying WORDS?!" Stan slapped his head
"You know you have to open the door first, right?" She retorted, helping Shiori up.
"Riiiight. That's what she said." Shiori replied. Instead of arguing over a door, Sakura and Shiori found themselves to the principal's office to recieve their schedules. Coincidentally, they both got Mr. Garrison as their main teacher. Shiori ushered a high five to Sakura who happily accepted the offer.
"This is gunna be so tight" Shiori grabbed Sakura's hand and dragged her to a random direction to where the classroom might be. Sakura broke free in the nik (nick, nic, nik? wtf?) of time before Shiori tripped over a trash can. Thankfully the hallways were pretty much clear and then the bell rang for class to start.
"Come on Shiori. We've got to get to class before you die...again" Sakura grabbed Shiori and glanced at the room number they were supposed to be at and then shifted her glance to the door 2 feet away.
"Dude Shiori. This is where we're supposed to be"
"heheh...yaay!! Running Wild Works! TO THE EXTREME!!!" Shiori crashed through the door, interrupting their own introduction by Mr. Garrison who's face shifted to a sort of hopeful that the students might be normal in some way to aw, crap, some more dumb asses.
"Aaannnd...here they are." Mr. Garrison motioned to the Shiori on the ground, half dead and Sakura who calmly walked in like Shiori was "normal". hehe...suure. Mr. Garrison continued on with their introuction while Sakura walked up and Shiori recovered enough to join the class in the realm of the living.
"Like I said. Shiori and Sakura will be joining our class. They have come all the way from Southern California for whatever reason, but whatever." He turns to the two girls who were standing there with blank faces.
"Is there anything that you two would like to tell us about yourselves?" Almost as if Shiori had been hypnotized, her head snapped into an alert position
"OH! I can totally make a sculpture out of staples!" Sakura was scanning the room, seeing all of the blank faces on the student's faces that gave an "I don't care" expression and then she saw a certain little fat kid. She reached inside her jacket pocket and pulled out a bottle of "holy water" while lunging at him.
"BACK YOU FAT EVIL PILL BUG!!" She started to thrash the water on the fat kid. He started to roll around and sending out long strings of curses. Shiori ran over to her friend and pulled Sakura away.
"I'm sorry...Mr. Garrison is it? yeah." Shiori apologized while holding back a Sakura who was now waving around an empty water bottle.
"oh thats just Cartman, no one cares"
"AYE!" Cartman belted out, feeling very uncooooooooooooool. From the seat diagonal from the pissed off boy came a slight laughter
"Dude, she just called you a pill bug!" A boy named Kyle, who wore a green skull cap, stated mid-laugh.
"Kyle, not now please," Mr. Garrison interrupted and scanned the room for two empty seats for the newbies to sit. Sakura was placed at an empty desk behind and innocent looking boy with a blonde puff ball for hair and a blue jacket. While she took her seat safely, Shiori was instructed to sit at an empty desk next to another boy wearing an orange parka who didn't really seem to be paying attention to anything as he was playing on a PSP. On her way to her desk, Shiori tripped (by accident this time, mind you) and her head plunged right onto her desk top. Mr. Garrison ordered Kenny, the boy who's face was buried in a game console, to check if she was ok which took a few several times to get his attention. When he did come to his senses, his expression turn into one of concern. He spoke to her in a muffled voice, making the words intellegable. Sakura, from a few rows over, answered for her friend.
"She should be ok. If she's dead, it doesn't matter. She'll come back." Reacting to the reply, Kenny leaned over his desk and lightly shook Shiori, not wishing for another person with the same fate as he. Shiori rolled over onto her back and rubbed her head.
"Hey guess what? Desks are solid!" She took her seat and the class was FINALLY allowed to begin (with like...half the time gone) During this class, the students "learned" physics of sorts. Sakura was drawing plans for a soap bomb, making it look like she was taking notes while Shiori whipped out a PSP of her own and began a PVP battle with Kenny. A total of three arguments erupted, leaving about a half hour of actual learning time. All of these arguments were started in some way by Cartman. One was with Mr. Garrison about why gravity happens (oh, the insults you can think of for Cartman XD). Another was with Kyle with the usual Jew vs. Christian conflict and the last was with Craig who got sent to the principal because he flipped him off. Lunch time came upon the school. Shiori put away her PSP and met up with Sakura at her desk and waited for her to put away her stuff.
"Did you hear ANYTHING that was taught to us?" Shiori wondered, Sakura shaking her head. The two went over to the lunch cafeteria place which was pretty packed.
"Ya know what? I've got a solution." Sakura found a moderately empty area and reached inside of her jacket and took out a freaking table (not just a table...but a FREAKING table).
"Dude! I love your jacket!" Shiori exclaimed, amazed at the awesomeness of the fuzzy jacket. Almost immedeately after the two got situated, a group of four kids approached them; Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and another kid named Stan. Through impulse, Shiori happily waved at the group.
"Hey, uhh....Sakura right? Are you SURE your friend is ok?" Stan tilted his head in inquiry.
"She's fine. Thank you for the concern though" Sakura gave a smile and invited them to sit.
"Is normal! Hey!!" Shiori pointed to Kenny
"You play games good!" The comment actually made Kenny feel kinda good. Usually when one doesn't speak much, dies hell of a lot, and is taunted over half the time, they don't hear many compliments. Cartman objected to staying with them, but Kyle and Stan being Kyle and Stan convinced him oterwise because it would be "the right thing to do" cause that TOTALLY matters in South Park.
"How did you guys end up here in South Park? From California, it's gotta be a big difference." Kyle inquired, taking a bite out of white stuff.
"OH THERE WAS SOME TOOTHPA-" before Shiori could finish, Sakura covered her mouth and continued from there
"We just got into a little trouble back at home. That's all." She let Shiori go after she was finished.
"pfft. What could you possibly do to get in trouble. You're chicks." Cartman retorted, kicking the ground. In about a milisecond after the remark, he found himself on the ground by Shiori violently punching him off the table.
"If there's one thing you should learn, it's that you shouldn't make conclusions about things you know nothing about."
"I told you he was an evil pill bug!"
"What is with that? It's funny as hell but...pill bug?" Stan objected. Sakura shrugged and explained that she had a dream where she was taken by giant fat, evil pill bugs that looked kinda similar to Cartman apparently. Oh what faces the boys gave after that story, followed by a period of silence (besides the background sound make by the other students of course). Shiori was the first to break this silence by speaking what seemed to be gibberish to a normal person besides a few distinguishable words
"Chinpokomon kaado ga nanmai arimaska"
"mrrffr" Kenny replied followed by a surprised group of kids. Translating into actual words, Kenny would have said "nijyuu" (the entire conversation pretty much meaning "How many chinpokomon cards do you have?" and replying "20"). Sakura shook her head, not really enjoying the conversation she can't understand.
"Kenny you still remember your japanese? I totally forgot most of it" a surprised Stan sat there, staring at his friend, but then continued his statement
"but I think I understand what you're saying Shiori...I got rid of a lot of mine so I have about...50 or so left" Cartman couldn't believe that people actually kept their old Chinpokomon stuff. After fads die, the dumpsters are filled with crap no one will care about again. Especially when the merchendise is programmed to convert children to the Japanese force to destroy the American government.
"Ooooh.....you talking about these things?" Sakura pulled out a giant metal case filled with Chinpokomon cards.
"Holy Shit!" Kyle gawked at the huge collection. After a few seconds of display, Sakura shut the case, put it back in the confines of her jacket and explained that she was keeping them until they were worth a lot of money so she could then sell them. Changing the subject, Shiori called for a moment of silence and put her finger to her face in a "thinking" position. Because Shiori is totally capable of thought. Then she pointed to Kyle.
"You're the one that is semi-responsible, but want to act out. The only think holding you back is that you're afraid of something. Or rather...someone. An aunt...? No! Your mom"
"Well duh. Everyone is afraid of Kyle's mom. She's a freakin bitch" Cartman managed to squeeze himself into the statement, followed by a peeved Kyle.
"Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat ass!"
"Stop calling me fat! Plus, you know it's true" Cartman felt a splash of water hit his face from Sakura, holding another "holy water" bottle.
"guys.Guys...GUYS!!!" Shouted Shiori, causing the fighting children to stop.
"God! You...Cartman" Shiori pointed to him
"You're an ass who thinks he knows everything, but truely, you're a retard. You have no ability to feel and you will die alone and miserable."
"Aye you bitch! I'm not a retard!!" Cartman tried to throw a punch at her, but Shiori's reflexes caught his arm and then knee'd him back, leaving him mumbling in anger on the ground. Sakura gave Shiori a high five, approving the counter attack. Shiori continued with her character analysis, pointing to Stan.
"You were a little difficult to figure out buut...I've come to this conclusion. You are the moral of the group, always looking for the right thing to do. You also have a fond kindness to animals. That's nice. I'm a little bit of an animal person myself."
"A little? Lies!! Shiori. Do you remember why we're not allowed in the zoo anymore?" Sakura interrupted. Shiori just smiled
" THAT WAS FUN!" This cause interest in the boys' faces.
"What did you do?" Stan asked, Sakura covering Shiori's mouth before she could start answering knowing how warped the story would get. Instead, Sakura tok the liberty of answering for her.
"So Shiori and I were at the zoo ok? Next thing I know, she's gone and a few seconds later, I hear the alarm go off. At this point, I kind of already knew what had happened because Shiori is Shiori. So I run around the corner and Shiori had set the whole pack of wolves free and was running with them. By the time she was actually caught she had set loose another few bears, lemurs, kangaroos and a kimodo dragon."
" IT WAS FUN!"
"And you think I'M retarded?" added Cartman, flinching when Shiori rose her fist threateningly.
"That was a pretty special story" Kyle commented.
"And that's the fun of it! Buut..."Shiori pointed to Kenny, finishing the last of the character analysis...es?
"You...Kenny...You have trouble keeping yourself together. You're a skilled gamer but your true interest is pr0nz. Death hovers over your head, making it hard for you to speak someti- OH SHIT!" Shiori leaped up from her seat and tackled Kenny to the ground right before a knife came flying overhead.
"Mrff!!"
"Dude!"
"Nice save Shiori!" Out of impulse and habit, Sakura rushed over and helped them up. She noticed that Shiori's arm had gotten hit by the spiraling knife before she could totally get out of the way.
"Shiori! You're bleeding!" Shiori looked at her bleeding arm.
"Huh...Guess so. Kenny! Are you ok?"
"Mmphrrph mmr Phemmefph!" Kenny was a little concerned as he got maybe as much as a bump and Shiori's arm was cut pretty deep and SHE'S asking HIM if HE'S ok???
"It's fine dude. But I was just asking. Glad you're ok"
"Shiori, you totally just understood Kenny?" Stan asked, still in the mind frame of "only they can understand the language that is Kenny".
"Of course!" Sakura tilted her head in confusion as she still was unable to distinguish Kenny's words
"You mean he's actually saying WORDS?!" Stan slapped his head