Post by Yum wafflez on Jul 31, 2007 0:43:15 GMT -5
"Well I hope you all learned your lession!" Mrs.Garrison lectured to her students in dettenion.
"What the fuck Mrs.Garrison? I didn't even do anything!" Wafflez said angerliy.
"Yes you did! You left class without a hall pass!" Mrs.Garison replied. "Now take out a book or something. JUST DON'T TALK!!"
"Whatever!" Wafflez said as she pulled out her JTHM directors cut, Shiori (along with kenny) pulled out the Squees wonderful big giant book of unspeakable horrors, and started reading them. Zak took out some pencils and paper and started drawing, Cartman took out his lunchbox and started eating. Stan turned his desk around and started playing paper football with Kyle. Two hours later Mrs.Garrison released the children, then they all parted ways and went home to rest up for the next day.
(the next day)
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The bell rang and everyone took there seats, everyone but Wafflez. So I guess that wouldn't be eveyone so almost evryone one I guess, ok so anyways. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Wafflez as she ran down the hall to Mrs.Garrison's classroom, leaving a trail of syrupy footprints behind. When she got to the classroom she took her seat quitely. "Sorry I'm late Mrs.Garrison." she said with a smile
"Its ok is that syrup on your shoes?" Mrs.Garrison asked.
"What? Uhhhh...Oh shit!" Wafflez took off her shoes tied them together and therw them out the window. KABOOM! Oh yeah they also blew up. All was quite as everyone looked out the window, the sielince was broken with a soft "So Close" in the backround. Everyone truned and looked at Wafflez who was stareing at the borad twiddling her thumbs. "So uhhh what are we doing in class today Mrs.Garrison? Hehehe" Wafflez said as she tried to get everyone to stop looking at her.
"Wafflez Go to Mr. Mackey office right now!" Mrs.Garrison yelled as she pointed at the door.
"-sigh- Okay." Wafflez hung her head as she suffled to the door. She was walking when suddenly something grabed her. Time went by and soon it was the end of the day.
"Hey, Wafflez must of got in a lot of troble, I haven't seen her all day" Stan said as he gathered up all his stuff.
"Eh her parents probly came and got her." Kyle said as the group walked to the door.
"I wonder if her parents actually noticed she was gone, I mean we did kidnap her and all." Stan repiled.
"I don't know, I think maybe we should look for her or something I'm kinda worried."
"Yeah since todays Friday I think we should spend the rest of the day looking for her!"
"Ok well split up into groups Me, Stan and Cartman, will look by where she used to live, and Shiori, you Kenny and Zak, can check out the rest of the school and well meet back in front the store! Agreed?"
"Mrph."
"Yeah."
"Sure."
"Whatever
"Ok."
"Cartman shes your girlfriend shouldn't you like care more?" Stan asked.
"Shes probly fine! Besides I wanna go buy some eggos, there having a contest and the winner gets a free tour of there factory!" Cartman said gleefuly.
"Eggos like the waffle compony? Doesn't that remind you a little of her? I mean we do call her Wafflez. I wonder what her real name is." Stan said, they all took a mintue to think about that befor they broke off into there groups to look for her. Hours past and they all meet back up at the store. But the groups numbers had not changed they had not yet found Wafflez. "So any luck?"
"Mrph hmpr hmp!" Kenny said.
"Theres no need for name calling Kenny!" Stan said, "Cartman we all know you don't care just go in there and get your fucking waffles!" Stan looked at his friends they all looked hungry or tired, he went with hungry. "And if you get each of us a box then, we all won't call you fat for 1 whole day!"
"Fine!" Cartman ran into the store and bought 7 boxes of eggo waffles, cam back out and handed them out.
"Hey theres only 6 of us, why did you buy 7 boxes? Aww you really do miss Wafflez don't you?" Zak said as she put her box of waffles in her pocket.
"What? Fuck no I wanted twice the chan to win free waffles for life!" Cartman said as he went home. The night ended and everyone went home and went to bed. Cartman was so excited about breakfast, when he got up the next mourning he actually ran, yes ran downstairs to greet his mother while she made him his breakfast. "Mom Mom, are my waffles done?"
"No poopiekins they'll be ready in a second!" His mom said sleepily.
"Ok while I wait would you get me the eggo boxes?" He asked.
"Sure but I don't know why you would want them." She said as she got him the boxes eggos.
"Yes, yes this is it!" He said as he tore out the waffles to take a look into the box, and it read 'Sorry you have not won please buy more waffles BUY THEM I TELL YOU BUY THEM!' "Shit, MOM! get me the other box!" She got him the other box and he once again tore out the waffles and this time it said 'Congradulations! you have won you luckly basturd!' "SWEET! Dude I got to go call Stan and them to rub it in there faces!" So Cartman called Stan who called Kyle, who called Kenny, who called Shiori, who called Zak, who called herself. They all meet by starks pond.
"So why did you calls us here?" Kyle asked.
"Because I WON THE EGGO FACTORY TOUR!" Cartman yelled.
"Thats werid, so did I and I get to take 2 friends!" Shiori said, that made Cartman very mad.
"Well so do I and I'll go first, I pick Kenny!" Cartman said, that made Shiori very mad.
"What I wanted to take Kenny!" Shiori yelled at Cartman.
"Why?" Cartman asked slyfuly knowing why.
"No reason, Kenny who do you wanna go with?" Shiori asked.
"Mrph!" Kenny said.
"See he wants to go with me!" Cartman said.
"No he wants to go with me!"
"We hardly ever know what he's saying!"
"I always do and he said he wanted to go with me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Uhhhh what about the rest of us?" Kyle asked.
"Oh yeah, ok Cartman Kenny can go with me and I'll give you the rest of my waffle hoe about that?" Shiori asked.
"Ok fine deal!" Cartman said.
"Ok Zak you come with us! So you get Stan and Kyle." Shiori said.
"Ok fine!" Cartman yelled.
"I could get my mom to take us." Stan told them.
"Ok sounds good, so lets all go home and get ready while Stans mom comes and picks us up." Kyle said, so they all walked home and Stans mom picked them up and they drove to the factory.
"Hello and welcome to our South Park Eggo factory! Witch one of you lucky children are the contest winners?" Said the tour guide, Shiori and Cartman both handed the lady there lucky eggo boxes. "Ok well everything seems to be in order, lets get started, shall we?" They started the tour of the factory, first they went to were the waffles where made then they went to where they were boxed they went to a few more places then they went to the head people were conducting bussiness. "Ok half of you wait here while the other half come with me, and I'll show you the other head boss!" so the lady took Shioris group and left Cartmans to wait while the c.e.o. got out of his meeting.
"Uhh this is so boring I wish that stupid meeting would hurry up!" Cartman said as he look around on the C.e.o.'s desk, "Hey look a button I wonder what it does!" he pushed the button and then they heard a loud errreg noise they truned around and saw that a wall had moved, past the wall there was a path way. The boys decided to go thourgh the pathway where they saw someone tied up. "Oh My God!"
"Holy crap dude!" Kyle yelled.
"Is.... is... is that Wafflez?"
"What the fuck Mrs.Garrison? I didn't even do anything!" Wafflez said angerliy.
"Yes you did! You left class without a hall pass!" Mrs.Garison replied. "Now take out a book or something. JUST DON'T TALK!!"
"Whatever!" Wafflez said as she pulled out her JTHM directors cut, Shiori (along with kenny) pulled out the Squees wonderful big giant book of unspeakable horrors, and started reading them. Zak took out some pencils and paper and started drawing, Cartman took out his lunchbox and started eating. Stan turned his desk around and started playing paper football with Kyle. Two hours later Mrs.Garrison released the children, then they all parted ways and went home to rest up for the next day.
(the next day)
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The bell rang and everyone took there seats, everyone but Wafflez. So I guess that wouldn't be eveyone so almost evryone one I guess, ok so anyways. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Wafflez as she ran down the hall to Mrs.Garrison's classroom, leaving a trail of syrupy footprints behind. When she got to the classroom she took her seat quitely. "Sorry I'm late Mrs.Garrison." she said with a smile
"Its ok is that syrup on your shoes?" Mrs.Garrison asked.
"What? Uhhhh...Oh shit!" Wafflez took off her shoes tied them together and therw them out the window. KABOOM! Oh yeah they also blew up. All was quite as everyone looked out the window, the sielince was broken with a soft "So Close" in the backround. Everyone truned and looked at Wafflez who was stareing at the borad twiddling her thumbs. "So uhhh what are we doing in class today Mrs.Garrison? Hehehe" Wafflez said as she tried to get everyone to stop looking at her.
"Wafflez Go to Mr. Mackey office right now!" Mrs.Garrison yelled as she pointed at the door.
"-sigh- Okay." Wafflez hung her head as she suffled to the door. She was walking when suddenly something grabed her. Time went by and soon it was the end of the day.
"Hey, Wafflez must of got in a lot of troble, I haven't seen her all day" Stan said as he gathered up all his stuff.
"Eh her parents probly came and got her." Kyle said as the group walked to the door.
"I wonder if her parents actually noticed she was gone, I mean we did kidnap her and all." Stan repiled.
"I don't know, I think maybe we should look for her or something I'm kinda worried."
"Yeah since todays Friday I think we should spend the rest of the day looking for her!"
"Ok well split up into groups Me, Stan and Cartman, will look by where she used to live, and Shiori, you Kenny and Zak, can check out the rest of the school and well meet back in front the store! Agreed?"
"Mrph."
"Yeah."
"Sure."
"Whatever
"Ok."
"Cartman shes your girlfriend shouldn't you like care more?" Stan asked.
"Shes probly fine! Besides I wanna go buy some eggos, there having a contest and the winner gets a free tour of there factory!" Cartman said gleefuly.
"Eggos like the waffle compony? Doesn't that remind you a little of her? I mean we do call her Wafflez. I wonder what her real name is." Stan said, they all took a mintue to think about that befor they broke off into there groups to look for her. Hours past and they all meet back up at the store. But the groups numbers had not changed they had not yet found Wafflez. "So any luck?"
"Mrph hmpr hmp!" Kenny said.
"Theres no need for name calling Kenny!" Stan said, "Cartman we all know you don't care just go in there and get your fucking waffles!" Stan looked at his friends they all looked hungry or tired, he went with hungry. "And if you get each of us a box then, we all won't call you fat for 1 whole day!"
"Fine!" Cartman ran into the store and bought 7 boxes of eggo waffles, cam back out and handed them out.
"Hey theres only 6 of us, why did you buy 7 boxes? Aww you really do miss Wafflez don't you?" Zak said as she put her box of waffles in her pocket.
"What? Fuck no I wanted twice the chan to win free waffles for life!" Cartman said as he went home. The night ended and everyone went home and went to bed. Cartman was so excited about breakfast, when he got up the next mourning he actually ran, yes ran downstairs to greet his mother while she made him his breakfast. "Mom Mom, are my waffles done?"
"No poopiekins they'll be ready in a second!" His mom said sleepily.
"Ok while I wait would you get me the eggo boxes?" He asked.
"Sure but I don't know why you would want them." She said as she got him the boxes eggos.
"Yes, yes this is it!" He said as he tore out the waffles to take a look into the box, and it read 'Sorry you have not won please buy more waffles BUY THEM I TELL YOU BUY THEM!' "Shit, MOM! get me the other box!" She got him the other box and he once again tore out the waffles and this time it said 'Congradulations! you have won you luckly basturd!' "SWEET! Dude I got to go call Stan and them to rub it in there faces!" So Cartman called Stan who called Kyle, who called Kenny, who called Shiori, who called Zak, who called herself. They all meet by starks pond.
"So why did you calls us here?" Kyle asked.
"Because I WON THE EGGO FACTORY TOUR!" Cartman yelled.
"Thats werid, so did I and I get to take 2 friends!" Shiori said, that made Cartman very mad.
"Well so do I and I'll go first, I pick Kenny!" Cartman said, that made Shiori very mad.
"What I wanted to take Kenny!" Shiori yelled at Cartman.
"Why?" Cartman asked slyfuly knowing why.
"No reason, Kenny who do you wanna go with?" Shiori asked.
"Mrph!" Kenny said.
"See he wants to go with me!" Cartman said.
"No he wants to go with me!"
"We hardly ever know what he's saying!"
"I always do and he said he wanted to go with me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Uhhhh what about the rest of us?" Kyle asked.
"Oh yeah, ok Cartman Kenny can go with me and I'll give you the rest of my waffle hoe about that?" Shiori asked.
"Ok fine deal!" Cartman said.
"Ok Zak you come with us! So you get Stan and Kyle." Shiori said.
"Ok fine!" Cartman yelled.
"I could get my mom to take us." Stan told them.
"Ok sounds good, so lets all go home and get ready while Stans mom comes and picks us up." Kyle said, so they all walked home and Stans mom picked them up and they drove to the factory.
"Hello and welcome to our South Park Eggo factory! Witch one of you lucky children are the contest winners?" Said the tour guide, Shiori and Cartman both handed the lady there lucky eggo boxes. "Ok well everything seems to be in order, lets get started, shall we?" They started the tour of the factory, first they went to were the waffles where made then they went to where they were boxed they went to a few more places then they went to the head people were conducting bussiness. "Ok half of you wait here while the other half come with me, and I'll show you the other head boss!" so the lady took Shioris group and left Cartmans to wait while the c.e.o. got out of his meeting.
"Uhh this is so boring I wish that stupid meeting would hurry up!" Cartman said as he look around on the C.e.o.'s desk, "Hey look a button I wonder what it does!" he pushed the button and then they heard a loud errreg noise they truned around and saw that a wall had moved, past the wall there was a path way. The boys decided to go thourgh the pathway where they saw someone tied up. "Oh My God!"
"Holy crap dude!" Kyle yelled.
"Is.... is... is that Wafflez?"
