Post by Shiori McCormick on Jul 15, 2007 23:08:29 GMT -5
K for all of yall who don't know what this is, I'm making a new series and its pretty much the story of me in the episodes of south park. This includes all of the cut scenes Wafflez and I have been talking aboot in some of the threads in other places. soyeah! here it is and I hope ye enjoys it. sorry if its horrible...this is my expreimentation chp...just to see if people like it and then I'll decide if I should make more.
PS. This is friend pairing for Shiori and Kenny..not brother and sister or guardian
There was a lot of fuss going on in the middle of the town of South Park about discovered Jakovasaurs. After about 3 days of the retarded beast's attendance, everyone started to get extremely annoyed. One person in particular started to go mad inside. A child who lived in the bowels of the Ghetto area of South Park who wore a black hooded sweatshirt (hood on of course =3), worn, baggy jeans, and ripped running shoes. She was pacing back and forth in front of her home with a baseball bat she found in town a few weeks ago. Her face twisted into one of a madman and she started to speak to herself
"Come on we need to kill them. I dunno how much longer of this I can take before I explode and start going on a rampage possibly destroying half the town. or I can risk my life.....again.... and run out in the wilderness to live there. yeah...that might work. wait what am I saying?!?" The girl stopped in her tracks and started to twitch. She gripped the bat in her hands tighter and tighter until she just snapped. She started to yell and run around swinging the bat in every direction. She hit about 15 trees, 4 mailboxes, 6 windows, and a rusty truck.
This behavior wasn't going unnoticed though. A young boy in an orange parka with the hood pulled over and sealed shut so his words are muffled (my god that was a mouth full) heard the racket outside and burst out of his home to see what the hell was going on. He froze outside of the front door, amazed at what he was seeing. He just stood there watching for about 5 seconds and then he started to run after her.
"MMEEEEEEEPPHHHHHH!!! MERPH MERRPH!!!" Even after the boy yelled, the child was still running wild. He tried yelling louder and still nothing happened. He looked around frantically for a rope or something to put in the girl's path to stop her cause he didn't want to get close (would you?). He found a cord wrapped around a fence and used that. Before the young girl knew it, her feet were roped in half in diameter cable. She fell to the ground, dropping her bat but still yelling angrily. The boy ran over to her, rolled the bat farther away so she couldn't get it again, took her in his arms and just hugged her (huggs make everything better!). The yelling died down and she started to calm her body down as well. She started to breathe steadily again and the boy slowly let her go, making sure she wasn't going to beat him silly.
"Merffer mephr?" He asked her in a calmish tone. There was a little hesitation and then the girl found it in herself to finally speak.
"err...yeah I'm alright. What...........just happened? And who might you be?" He just stared at her in confusion like she was crazy but answered the questions.
"Merferrreerverrre. Phermerrr merrrr Mphhherr. Merrrrpheph mereveh"
"I'm not entirely surprised by that X3. but what can ya do when you get so annoyed that you snap? And you said your name was Kenny? Nice to meet you Kenny. I'm Shiori." Kenny was extremely shocked
"You can understand what I say?"
"Yeah................................can't everyone?" Shiori wondered and Kenny shook his head
"oh you'd be surprised. Hey...one more question if thats alright with you..." He stood up and helped Shiori to her feet.
"yeah. go ahead"
"Do you live out here? I don't think I've seen you around before." She was sort of surprised at the question.
"I actually just recenlty moved over here...why do you ask?"
"just wondering...but you sure you're alright?" Shiori rubber her head a little and nodded.
"I should be ok but if I hear anymore about those damn jakovasaurs, then I'm going to need some therapy" She smiled and they both laughed for a bit.
Shiori and Kenny hung out for most of the day. Shiori completely forgot about the jakovasaurs in that short span of time and that was really good for Kenny or his head might be bitten off by now. They mostly stayed around the same area where they met and used the bat Shiori had to hit stuff. Another "game" they played was make a random statue out of garbage. The garbage was whatever they could find lying around at the time. They both just ended up looking like horrible blobs. It was getting rather late and the sun was starting to become out of sight.
"would...you mind. if I...walked you home?" Kenny asked, twidling his fingers.
"why not? Its getting late anyway. Would you like to take the long route or the short one?" Shiori smiled while Kenny thought for a few seconds.
"Let's take the long way" They started over to the depths of the ghetto and eventually reatched a dirty old shack, much like Kenny's house. It was a red, one story, creaked building that looks like it's about to collapse any second. There were shattered remains of windows with towels covering them up. They stopped in front of the door and started their goodbyes.
"Well I guess we have to part now. I'm starting school tomorrow so I hope to see you there" Shiori started but Kenny quickly added
"err. I don't know if School is the best place because of my friends. They will no doubt give you a hard time and make life shitty for you"
"oh? well that's no problem because my life is already shitty from the jakovasaurs. If they give me problems I can just kick them where it hurts if you know what I mean" Kenny nodded.
"well in that case...feel free to meet them. even if they don't give you a hard time.....the one named Cartman....kick him anyway." Shiori saluted
"can do!" Kenny got a look of satisfaction and they finished their goodbyes. After Kenny was almost to the end of the driveway, Shiori stopped him
"wait..." She ran after him
"Here...you can have this" She handed over the baseball bat
"You sure you want to give me this?"
"Yeah...you can use it more than I can. Its ok really. I actually just found it lying around so maybe there's another one I can pick up somewhere." He reached out and took the bat.
"Thanks Shiori. I should probably go now though...my parents are probably thinking I'm dead again"
"yeah same here. bye ^-^" Shiori turned back to her home and on Kenny's way back, he couldn't stop thinking about the last thing Shiori had said "same here". Did he jsut meet someone who's just about as accident prone as himself? Or was she just trying to be funny again? After a while, he tryed to not think about that anymore but at certain points in the night, he couldn't help but think about that.
The next morning, Shiori woke very energized. She did her morning routine -brushing her teeth...bathing...etc. She grabbed an energy bar and headed out the door for her first day of school in a while. She was nervous but she wouldn't let herself show it. Shiori was wondering what kind of friends Kenny had. There was silence all around until she got to the bus stop and spotted Kenny with three other boys. One wearing a blue beanie with a red puffball and a brown coat. Another wearing a green skull cap and an orange and green jacket. Last a chubby kid with a light blue beanie with a yellow puffball and a red coat. Shiori approached the group and greeted Kenny.
"Kenny you know this girl?" the brown coated one asked and Shiori replied
"Well kind of. He helped me out yesterday. Hi...My name is Shiori."
"oh you've got to be kidding me. You look like more of a mess than kenny on a good day." ridiculed the fat one.
"Hey!" Kenny and Shiori gasped at the same time. The green capped one came forward
"oh don't mind him...shiori was it? He's just a fat ass with no moral value. I'm Kyle and chubby over there is Cartman. And this is Stan"
"Aye! I'm not fat I'm big-boned!"
"Keep telling yourself that..." Shiori added and she walked over to Cartman and smiled. She waved at him like she was saying byeand then kicked him in the balls.
"Nice to meet you retard" She said and then Cartman was on the ground. Shiori returned by Kenny's side facing Stan and Kyle.
"and of course nice to meet you guys too" She added but didn't kick them.
"Dude that was awesome!" Kyle explaimed and they all laughed at Cartrman's misery.
"Yeah. You can hang with us anytime." Stan added
"WHAT? NO! She's a girl! We don't want a girl hanging around with us!" Cartman half recovered belted out.
"What's wrong with that?" Kenny questioned and Shiori walked once again toward cartman and popped her knee like she was gunna kick him again. Cartman flinched and Shiori grew a smirk on her face.He grumbled and was submitted into accepting Shiori into the group.
Not too long after, the bus arrived. Everyone hopped on the buss but cartman who was weakly dragging himself around. After being yelled at by the bus driver about 14 times, they made it to school. Shiori stopped and turned around outside of the building so she was facing the others
"umm...I hate to ask but can any of you show me where the counselors office is?"
"I can!" Kenny automatically responded. And thus they were off. It was a good thing Kenny went with Shiori because it seems there were many new students joining the school besides her! There were several young Jakovasaurs running everywhere and bumping into everything and making hideous noises. Shiori looked like she was going to totally murder everything in the area but stopping her was Kenny's hand on her shoulder. The hand was what was keeping her somewhat sane. When they got to the counselors office they both had been sick of the day already. The counelor greeted Shiori
"Ooh right we actually have a human new student as well. Dunno what I would do if you were another one of those darn jakovasaur things. Here's your class schedule and I hope you don't totally lose it on your first day. My name's Mr. Mackey if you need anything M'kay." Shiori nodded her head in thanks and took the piece of paper from the counselor. She opened up the folded piece of paper and looked at the schedule and teacher. It took her a while to read the tiny print on the schedule but she eventually understood it-not to mention she was being pissed off by the jakovasaurs wandering everywhere.
"Who's your teacher?" Kenny asked and Shiori squinted to read the name again
"err..Mr.....Garrison it looks like...is that good?"
"He's my teacher...but he can be a little...........eccentric..." On that note, they met up with the others and headed over to Mr. Garrison's classroom. All of them except Cartman who was cheering, groaned when they saw at least half of the room filled with the horrid jakovasaurs. Shiori was about to blow up, but Kenny was holding her down
"Dude. Kenny is she alright?" Stan asked, moving in front of Shiori and staring at her jitteryness and grumbling gibberish.
"Not sure......" Kenny responded and they all took their seats in the uber crammed room. Shiori, now separated from Kenny's hand had nothing to stop her nerves but she tried her hardest to keep cool.
Thus class started and Mr. Garrison was trying to teach a history lesson (I think...I could be wrong on that and I'm too lazy to go watch the episode again). The friggin jakovasaurs wouldn't stop yelling out retarded answers. no..wait...they weren't even answers they we're just saying "I don't know" and crap like that. Shiori started to naw on her dest and Kenny was banging his head on the desk. Cartman was laughing and Stan just slapped his head (thats like..his thing) and Kyle just kept on moaning, trying to ignore it all. After about 20 minutes of class no one was sane and Shiori's major intolerance to the evil creatures of doom set her off once again. She flipped over her desk, hitting one of them on its way over and started to yell and crashed through the door.
"holy shit" Kyle reacted
"haha...that was funny" Cartman added.
"woow." Stan commented and Kenny just stared after her wide-eyed and maybe even a bit frightened. Mr. Garrison just let it srug off because there was nothing he could do about it then. He started over with the lesson and the jakovasaurs had the same idiodic answers.
Later that day Shiori was found behind a bush in a fedal position by Kenny who actually thought to go looking for her. When the black hooded girl was found she had several scratches on her arms, a large cut on her forehead (which was still bleeding) and her jeans got at least 3 more holes in them.
"What the fuck happened" Kenny asked but Shiori wasn't about to answer from insanity. He took her arm and put in over his shoulder to help her walk. They both headed back to Kenny's house. He took the hose that was laying in front of the house and poured water over Shiori's head. It took a while but eventually she regained her sanity enough so that she wouldn't murder the entire population of South Park. She shook her head, now dizzy, and looked around. She rubbed her head and noticed that she was bleeding.
"uhng...what happened?"
"I was hoping you would tell me" Shiori smiled at Kenny, shook her head again and then passed out on the snowy ground from blood loss. He found a rugged sled lying around and dragged her back to her house. No one was home so Kenny had to make his own way into the home which wasn't that hard after he figured out the doors didn't have any locks on them. He dragged her inside and figured out which room was hers. That took a while considering there was crap everywhere that you couldn't tell what room was what. Kenny shoved black hood onto her bed which was actually somewhat decent.
About an hour passed and some sign of life occured in Shiori. She woke up and saw Kenny sitting in a corner.
"How'd I get back over here?"
"I dragged you here. Is that ok?" Kenny stood up and walked over to the bed. Shiori looked almost sad
"You didn't have to help me...No one ever helps me. People usually just leave me there to die." She wiped a tear that was starting to form in her eye.
"But....I wanted to make sure you were ok. I know how it feels to be left. It sucks ass" Kenny tried to cheer her up a little bit. It worked for all of 5 minutes until shiori came up with a critical question or questions really.
"how long have I been out and what time is it?" They didn't seem like important questions to anybody at the time but Kenny answered them anyway.
"You were out for about an hour and its like....6 pm." She grew wide eyed
"oh god my parents might be home any minute. you need to leave now! you don't understand. if they don't know who you are and you're in this house you could get killed. you need to leave. I'm sorry but only one of us should get hurt for the day" Without any further questions or words, Kenny quickly left the old building but he got that thought again. Was Shiori just saying that she dies periodically exactly the same way he does? Or does she know and just trying to make him feel better about his death? He didn't know but the thought wandered in his mindfor the rest of the night.
The next day was here and Shiori was nowhere to be found. Not at school. Not at her house. Not anywhere remotely near the Ghetto area. The only ones who noticed were Kenny and Mr. Garrison when he was taking attendance (which wasn't easy at all with the jakovasaurs). Well there's nothing they could do about it. Shiori was actually making a hideaway on a mountain side where no one was and she could try to be less accident prone. Later in the sfternoonish, she heard voices from a clearing. They were very familiar as well. Stan! and Kyle! Why are they all the way out here? thought Shiori. She saw them have a video camera and looked at where they were aiming it. Shiori saw far on the otehr side of the clearing Kenny with branches taped to his head. Her expression changed from curious to WTF WUT? She decided to keep hiding and watch what the eff tehy were trying to do. In no time a bear comes and attacks Kenny and drags him off to the side of the woods Shiori was on. She quickly sprinted over to where the bear was heading. She cut it off in its tracks and startled it enough that it dropped Kenny. Now the bear was after her!
"bring it on bitch" She said to herself and braced herself to be attacked. She took a step back but a little too late. The bear clentched its teeth into one of her arms. Kenny came to while Shiori was trying to fight off a bear while it was using her arm as a chew toy. Black hood managed to grab a rock and smash it into the bear's head to let her arm go but now her pitch black sleeve was paited a dark crimson with blood dripping down shiori's arm. After being pelted with a rock, the bear gave up and went away. Still bleeding (dur) Shiori ran quickly to Kenny and ripped off the tree branches.
"Are you alright? Dude you could've been killed! Look! you're bleeding" Shiori flustered in worry. Kenny looked at her like she was crazy.
"Dude!. Look at your arm! its butchered! you shouldn't be worrying about my small bite wound!"
"At least I'm not dead. That would've been aweful if you had to witness one of my deaths...and it may happen one day. but lets make that last as long as possible. You see...I'm extremely accident prone destined to die every other day, if not a few days in a row. Cept the destiny part...I really don't like the word. I don't believe in destiny except for maybe a few subjects and now I'm getting extremely off topic."
"I...well.......I die a lot too. This accident wasn't really one. I probably could've known that I was going to get attacked by something." They both didn't believe each otehr at first until they started telling death stories and then that stopped after like...2 seconds. Shiori and Kenny went back to the Ghetto and back home.
Author is getting really bored of this and is going to stop...this is pretty much the end of the episode anyway. what pretty much happened was that Shiori and Kenny stayed at the Ghetto for the weekend and chilled but then found out about the jakovasaurs leaving when they saw Cartman being emo and muttering that they were gone and yeah...thats pretty much it for this chp.
PS. This is friend pairing for Shiori and Kenny..not brother and sister or guardian
First Encounters
Episode 305: Jakovasaurs
There was a lot of fuss going on in the middle of the town of South Park about discovered Jakovasaurs. After about 3 days of the retarded beast's attendance, everyone started to get extremely annoyed. One person in particular started to go mad inside. A child who lived in the bowels of the Ghetto area of South Park who wore a black hooded sweatshirt (hood on of course =3), worn, baggy jeans, and ripped running shoes. She was pacing back and forth in front of her home with a baseball bat she found in town a few weeks ago. Her face twisted into one of a madman and she started to speak to herself
"Come on we need to kill them. I dunno how much longer of this I can take before I explode and start going on a rampage possibly destroying half the town. or I can risk my life.....again.... and run out in the wilderness to live there. yeah...that might work. wait what am I saying?!?" The girl stopped in her tracks and started to twitch. She gripped the bat in her hands tighter and tighter until she just snapped. She started to yell and run around swinging the bat in every direction. She hit about 15 trees, 4 mailboxes, 6 windows, and a rusty truck.
This behavior wasn't going unnoticed though. A young boy in an orange parka with the hood pulled over and sealed shut so his words are muffled (my god that was a mouth full) heard the racket outside and burst out of his home to see what the hell was going on. He froze outside of the front door, amazed at what he was seeing. He just stood there watching for about 5 seconds and then he started to run after her.
"MMEEEEEEEPPHHHHHH!!! MERPH MERRPH!!!" Even after the boy yelled, the child was still running wild. He tried yelling louder and still nothing happened. He looked around frantically for a rope or something to put in the girl's path to stop her cause he didn't want to get close (would you?). He found a cord wrapped around a fence and used that. Before the young girl knew it, her feet were roped in half in diameter cable. She fell to the ground, dropping her bat but still yelling angrily. The boy ran over to her, rolled the bat farther away so she couldn't get it again, took her in his arms and just hugged her (huggs make everything better!). The yelling died down and she started to calm her body down as well. She started to breathe steadily again and the boy slowly let her go, making sure she wasn't going to beat him silly.
"Merffer mephr?" He asked her in a calmish tone. There was a little hesitation and then the girl found it in herself to finally speak.
"err...yeah I'm alright. What...........just happened? And who might you be?" He just stared at her in confusion like she was crazy but answered the questions.
"Merferrreerverrre. Phermerrr merrrr Mphhherr. Merrrrpheph mereveh"
"I'm not entirely surprised by that X3. but what can ya do when you get so annoyed that you snap? And you said your name was Kenny? Nice to meet you Kenny. I'm Shiori." Kenny was extremely shocked
"You can understand what I say?"
"Yeah................................can't everyone?" Shiori wondered and Kenny shook his head
"oh you'd be surprised. Hey...one more question if thats alright with you..." He stood up and helped Shiori to her feet.
"yeah. go ahead"
"Do you live out here? I don't think I've seen you around before." She was sort of surprised at the question.
"I actually just recenlty moved over here...why do you ask?"
"just wondering...but you sure you're alright?" Shiori rubber her head a little and nodded.
"I should be ok but if I hear anymore about those damn jakovasaurs, then I'm going to need some therapy" She smiled and they both laughed for a bit.
Shiori and Kenny hung out for most of the day. Shiori completely forgot about the jakovasaurs in that short span of time and that was really good for Kenny or his head might be bitten off by now. They mostly stayed around the same area where they met and used the bat Shiori had to hit stuff. Another "game" they played was make a random statue out of garbage. The garbage was whatever they could find lying around at the time. They both just ended up looking like horrible blobs. It was getting rather late and the sun was starting to become out of sight.
"would...you mind. if I...walked you home?" Kenny asked, twidling his fingers.
"why not? Its getting late anyway. Would you like to take the long route or the short one?" Shiori smiled while Kenny thought for a few seconds.
"Let's take the long way" They started over to the depths of the ghetto and eventually reatched a dirty old shack, much like Kenny's house. It was a red, one story, creaked building that looks like it's about to collapse any second. There were shattered remains of windows with towels covering them up. They stopped in front of the door and started their goodbyes.
"Well I guess we have to part now. I'm starting school tomorrow so I hope to see you there" Shiori started but Kenny quickly added
"err. I don't know if School is the best place because of my friends. They will no doubt give you a hard time and make life shitty for you"
"oh? well that's no problem because my life is already shitty from the jakovasaurs. If they give me problems I can just kick them where it hurts if you know what I mean" Kenny nodded.
"well in that case...feel free to meet them. even if they don't give you a hard time.....the one named Cartman....kick him anyway." Shiori saluted
"can do!" Kenny got a look of satisfaction and they finished their goodbyes. After Kenny was almost to the end of the driveway, Shiori stopped him
"wait..." She ran after him
"Here...you can have this" She handed over the baseball bat
"You sure you want to give me this?"
"Yeah...you can use it more than I can. Its ok really. I actually just found it lying around so maybe there's another one I can pick up somewhere." He reached out and took the bat.
"Thanks Shiori. I should probably go now though...my parents are probably thinking I'm dead again"
"yeah same here. bye ^-^" Shiori turned back to her home and on Kenny's way back, he couldn't stop thinking about the last thing Shiori had said "same here". Did he jsut meet someone who's just about as accident prone as himself? Or was she just trying to be funny again? After a while, he tryed to not think about that anymore but at certain points in the night, he couldn't help but think about that.
The next morning, Shiori woke very energized. She did her morning routine -brushing her teeth...bathing...etc. She grabbed an energy bar and headed out the door for her first day of school in a while. She was nervous but she wouldn't let herself show it. Shiori was wondering what kind of friends Kenny had. There was silence all around until she got to the bus stop and spotted Kenny with three other boys. One wearing a blue beanie with a red puffball and a brown coat. Another wearing a green skull cap and an orange and green jacket. Last a chubby kid with a light blue beanie with a yellow puffball and a red coat. Shiori approached the group and greeted Kenny.
"Kenny you know this girl?" the brown coated one asked and Shiori replied
"Well kind of. He helped me out yesterday. Hi...My name is Shiori."
"oh you've got to be kidding me. You look like more of a mess than kenny on a good day." ridiculed the fat one.
"Hey!" Kenny and Shiori gasped at the same time. The green capped one came forward
"oh don't mind him...shiori was it? He's just a fat ass with no moral value. I'm Kyle and chubby over there is Cartman. And this is Stan"
"Aye! I'm not fat I'm big-boned!"
"Keep telling yourself that..." Shiori added and she walked over to Cartman and smiled. She waved at him like she was saying byeand then kicked him in the balls.
"Nice to meet you retard" She said and then Cartman was on the ground. Shiori returned by Kenny's side facing Stan and Kyle.
"and of course nice to meet you guys too" She added but didn't kick them.
"Dude that was awesome!" Kyle explaimed and they all laughed at Cartrman's misery.
"Yeah. You can hang with us anytime." Stan added
"WHAT? NO! She's a girl! We don't want a girl hanging around with us!" Cartman half recovered belted out.
"What's wrong with that?" Kenny questioned and Shiori walked once again toward cartman and popped her knee like she was gunna kick him again. Cartman flinched and Shiori grew a smirk on her face.He grumbled and was submitted into accepting Shiori into the group.
Not too long after, the bus arrived. Everyone hopped on the buss but cartman who was weakly dragging himself around. After being yelled at by the bus driver about 14 times, they made it to school. Shiori stopped and turned around outside of the building so she was facing the others
"umm...I hate to ask but can any of you show me where the counselors office is?"
"I can!" Kenny automatically responded. And thus they were off. It was a good thing Kenny went with Shiori because it seems there were many new students joining the school besides her! There were several young Jakovasaurs running everywhere and bumping into everything and making hideous noises. Shiori looked like she was going to totally murder everything in the area but stopping her was Kenny's hand on her shoulder. The hand was what was keeping her somewhat sane. When they got to the counselors office they both had been sick of the day already. The counelor greeted Shiori
"Ooh right we actually have a human new student as well. Dunno what I would do if you were another one of those darn jakovasaur things. Here's your class schedule and I hope you don't totally lose it on your first day. My name's Mr. Mackey if you need anything M'kay." Shiori nodded her head in thanks and took the piece of paper from the counselor. She opened up the folded piece of paper and looked at the schedule and teacher. It took her a while to read the tiny print on the schedule but she eventually understood it-not to mention she was being pissed off by the jakovasaurs wandering everywhere.
"Who's your teacher?" Kenny asked and Shiori squinted to read the name again
"err..Mr.....Garrison it looks like...is that good?"
"He's my teacher...but he can be a little...........eccentric..." On that note, they met up with the others and headed over to Mr. Garrison's classroom. All of them except Cartman who was cheering, groaned when they saw at least half of the room filled with the horrid jakovasaurs. Shiori was about to blow up, but Kenny was holding her down
"Dude. Kenny is she alright?" Stan asked, moving in front of Shiori and staring at her jitteryness and grumbling gibberish.
"Not sure......" Kenny responded and they all took their seats in the uber crammed room. Shiori, now separated from Kenny's hand had nothing to stop her nerves but she tried her hardest to keep cool.
Thus class started and Mr. Garrison was trying to teach a history lesson (I think...I could be wrong on that and I'm too lazy to go watch the episode again). The friggin jakovasaurs wouldn't stop yelling out retarded answers. no..wait...they weren't even answers they we're just saying "I don't know" and crap like that. Shiori started to naw on her dest and Kenny was banging his head on the desk. Cartman was laughing and Stan just slapped his head (thats like..his thing) and Kyle just kept on moaning, trying to ignore it all. After about 20 minutes of class no one was sane and Shiori's major intolerance to the evil creatures of doom set her off once again. She flipped over her desk, hitting one of them on its way over and started to yell and crashed through the door.
"holy shit" Kyle reacted
"haha...that was funny" Cartman added.
"woow." Stan commented and Kenny just stared after her wide-eyed and maybe even a bit frightened. Mr. Garrison just let it srug off because there was nothing he could do about it then. He started over with the lesson and the jakovasaurs had the same idiodic answers.
Later that day Shiori was found behind a bush in a fedal position by Kenny who actually thought to go looking for her. When the black hooded girl was found she had several scratches on her arms, a large cut on her forehead (which was still bleeding) and her jeans got at least 3 more holes in them.
"What the fuck happened" Kenny asked but Shiori wasn't about to answer from insanity. He took her arm and put in over his shoulder to help her walk. They both headed back to Kenny's house. He took the hose that was laying in front of the house and poured water over Shiori's head. It took a while but eventually she regained her sanity enough so that she wouldn't murder the entire population of South Park. She shook her head, now dizzy, and looked around. She rubbed her head and noticed that she was bleeding.
"uhng...what happened?"
"I was hoping you would tell me" Shiori smiled at Kenny, shook her head again and then passed out on the snowy ground from blood loss. He found a rugged sled lying around and dragged her back to her house. No one was home so Kenny had to make his own way into the home which wasn't that hard after he figured out the doors didn't have any locks on them. He dragged her inside and figured out which room was hers. That took a while considering there was crap everywhere that you couldn't tell what room was what. Kenny shoved black hood onto her bed which was actually somewhat decent.
About an hour passed and some sign of life occured in Shiori. She woke up and saw Kenny sitting in a corner.
"How'd I get back over here?"
"I dragged you here. Is that ok?" Kenny stood up and walked over to the bed. Shiori looked almost sad
"You didn't have to help me...No one ever helps me. People usually just leave me there to die." She wiped a tear that was starting to form in her eye.
"But....I wanted to make sure you were ok. I know how it feels to be left. It sucks ass" Kenny tried to cheer her up a little bit. It worked for all of 5 minutes until shiori came up with a critical question or questions really.
"how long have I been out and what time is it?" They didn't seem like important questions to anybody at the time but Kenny answered them anyway.
"You were out for about an hour and its like....6 pm." She grew wide eyed
"oh god my parents might be home any minute. you need to leave now! you don't understand. if they don't know who you are and you're in this house you could get killed. you need to leave. I'm sorry but only one of us should get hurt for the day" Without any further questions or words, Kenny quickly left the old building but he got that thought again. Was Shiori just saying that she dies periodically exactly the same way he does? Or does she know and just trying to make him feel better about his death? He didn't know but the thought wandered in his mindfor the rest of the night.
The next day was here and Shiori was nowhere to be found. Not at school. Not at her house. Not anywhere remotely near the Ghetto area. The only ones who noticed were Kenny and Mr. Garrison when he was taking attendance (which wasn't easy at all with the jakovasaurs). Well there's nothing they could do about it. Shiori was actually making a hideaway on a mountain side where no one was and she could try to be less accident prone. Later in the sfternoonish, she heard voices from a clearing. They were very familiar as well. Stan! and Kyle! Why are they all the way out here? thought Shiori. She saw them have a video camera and looked at where they were aiming it. Shiori saw far on the otehr side of the clearing Kenny with branches taped to his head. Her expression changed from curious to WTF WUT? She decided to keep hiding and watch what the eff tehy were trying to do. In no time a bear comes and attacks Kenny and drags him off to the side of the woods Shiori was on. She quickly sprinted over to where the bear was heading. She cut it off in its tracks and startled it enough that it dropped Kenny. Now the bear was after her!
"bring it on bitch" She said to herself and braced herself to be attacked. She took a step back but a little too late. The bear clentched its teeth into one of her arms. Kenny came to while Shiori was trying to fight off a bear while it was using her arm as a chew toy. Black hood managed to grab a rock and smash it into the bear's head to let her arm go but now her pitch black sleeve was paited a dark crimson with blood dripping down shiori's arm. After being pelted with a rock, the bear gave up and went away. Still bleeding (dur) Shiori ran quickly to Kenny and ripped off the tree branches.
"Are you alright? Dude you could've been killed! Look! you're bleeding" Shiori flustered in worry. Kenny looked at her like she was crazy.
"Dude!. Look at your arm! its butchered! you shouldn't be worrying about my small bite wound!"
"At least I'm not dead. That would've been aweful if you had to witness one of my deaths...and it may happen one day. but lets make that last as long as possible. You see...I'm extremely accident prone destined to die every other day, if not a few days in a row. Cept the destiny part...I really don't like the word. I don't believe in destiny except for maybe a few subjects and now I'm getting extremely off topic."
"I...well.......I die a lot too. This accident wasn't really one. I probably could've known that I was going to get attacked by something." They both didn't believe each otehr at first until they started telling death stories and then that stopped after like...2 seconds. Shiori and Kenny went back to the Ghetto and back home.
Author is getting really bored of this and is going to stop...this is pretty much the end of the episode anyway. what pretty much happened was that Shiori and Kenny stayed at the Ghetto for the weekend and chilled but then found out about the jakovasaurs leaving when they saw Cartman being emo and muttering that they were gone and yeah...thats pretty much it for this chp.
