Post by Yum wafflez on Jul 8, 2007 2:58:14 GMT -5
(The next day)
"Well last night Mrs.Garrison said that we would be leaving tommorw." Shiori told Wafflez as they walked over to where there locckers were.
"WHAT! Stans leaving me tommorw?" Chrissy butted in. Not to far away was Cartman, who was leering evily at Stan Wendy who basicly handcuffed Stan to her arm and placed a baby moniter in his backpack for when she couldn't be near him, and Kyle who was jsut trying to keep Stan alive. They walked over to the others, Wafflez was already bored with scene, so she took out her iPod.
"This stuff is not important Wendy, whats important is-" Stan got inturrepted
"All the small things." Wafflez said out loud.
"What, oh yeah All the small things." Stan agreed
"What oh no It's song. See?" Wafflez said as she showed them her iPod.
"Oh ok. " Stan added. "Maybe we should break up if your gonna act this way."
"Stay together for the kids." Wafflez burted out again.
"YEAH! Listen to Wafflez!" Wendy said.
"No! Wait no its another song!" Wafflez added.
"Oh, Well its true." Wendy just had to say.
"Chrissy, since I'm leaving tommorw we'll have to breake up" Cartman said.
"What we where never together!" Chrissy replied.
"Yep me and Wafflez we'll have to get back together." Cartman said ignoring her last comment.
"Well, then I feel bad for her your your, so horrible! You never leave me alone you call me your girlfriend and I don't even loke you your needy, annoying, fat, useless, and your such a mommas boy! SO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!" Chrissy yelled.
"Yep I can already tell your gonna miss me. I also have the strange urge to watch Captin Planet, for some strange reason." Cartman said. I gues he was saying it to himself cause I don't think anyone was really listining to him, tell you the truth I wasn't listening to him I was listento to the party song but that doesn't matter huh. No it doesn't but I'm just doing some sorta of filler thing so I can distract you while I think of something that actully goes along with story.
Anyways "Stan I don't wanna break up with you! I love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! Please Stan I don't know what I'll do with out you PLEASE!!!!!!!" Wendy begged. "Don't you remember our-"
"First Date." Wafflez blurted out again.
"Yeah our first date!" Wendy agreed
"Wafflez your REALLY not helping!" Stan said to a box of waffles. No I'm just kidding he said it to Wafflez, Stan isn't the crazy one in the group.
"Sorry. Its my iPod its hard not to blurt things out. Its like apple is trying to brain wash me!" Wafflez replied.
"I KNEW IT I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG YOU ALL DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! YOU SAID I WAS CRAZY I TOLD YOU APPLE WAS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD LET FORM A GROUP AND CALL IT......THE RESITY!" Zak scream in horror.
"I believed you!" Tiffany said as she opened up her locker.
"And thats why your my favorite!" Zak said as she put her arm on Tiffanys shoulder.
"Anyways I can tell in our relationship your not really..." Stan once again getting inturupted.
"Feeling This." Wafflez again blurted out.
"STOP DOING THAT!" Stan yelled.
"But Stan I don't like being alone see already-" Wendy said.
"I Miss You."
"Wafflez not the time!" Stan said angerliy
"Soon you'll be writting stories because your not with me and you'll give them all the same name you'll call them-" Wendy blahed
"A Story Of A Lonely Guy."
"And, you'll again turn-" Wendy kept blahing
"Emo."
"I DON'T CARE I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" Stan screamed so the whole world could hear.
"Danmit."
"OK WAFFLEZ THATS IT!" Stan yelled as he tackled Wafflez her iPod slide over by Zaks foot.
"DIE!" Zak said as she stomped on the iPod.
"STAN! GET OFF MY WOMAN!" Cartman yelled as he slowly walked over to where Stan had pinned down Wafflez. Stan tried to punch her but she beat him to the punch (haha I'm punny). She socked him right in the nose.
"OMG! STAN!" Wendy yelled.
"NOT MY BABY STAN!" Chrissy yelled. Wafflez got up and went to her locker where she pulled out ome tissues ad start to get the blood off her shirt.
"Ok wheres my iPod?" Wafflez asked.
"Zak Squished it." Shiori said as she pointed to the shards of what was left of Wafflez's iPod. Then suddenly everything went black and there was skuls floating around and lighting blots raining everywhere just missing the kids. The skulls started to spin around Waffle while she started to float.
"LET IT BE KNOW ON THS DAY I WILL BRING DOOM APON YOUR IPOD SMASHING HEART!" Wafflez proclaimed. After she finshed talking everything went back to normal. Everyone thought that was werid even for Wafflez.
"NO! NOT DOOM. ANYTHING BUT DOOM! I DON'T LIKE DOOM! Doom hurts!" Zak replied.
"And Stan do not EVER tackle me again that makes me angery, like kittens with spikes." Wafflez annouced. "You know so far I've been around you I've been tackled 3 times! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!"
RIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
"What the fuck we just got here how could skool be over?" Kyle asked.
"It's the writer she wants up to skip skool because she doesn't know how that would fit in to her already screwed up plot. Besides its skool why would you complian about missing skool?" Wafflez repiled.
"I'm getting sick of these lazy writers. I wish we had one writer on this staff who wasn't lazy." *cough*Shiori*cough* "It's driving me crazy!" Kyle said cause he likes being mean to us hard working writers who wrote aswome storys for others to enjoy and so shiori won't get mad at us.
"And I'm guessing your also getting sick of battries getting stuck up your ass!" Wafflez said as she grabbed some old used battries out of her locker and gave 1 to Zak and they walked toward Zak.
"AHH NO! NOT AGAIN! I'M GONNA BE SHITTING ELETROBES!!!!" Kyle yelled.
"So I guess once again this is gonna be the end. The last time we get to see you Wafflez again." Stan said knowing that Wafflez was still mad at him.
"Not if I have anything to do with it!" Zak said.
"Zak What are you doing? STOP RIGHT THERE! Get that tape away from me!" Wafflez yelled.
(Later that day after everyone said there good byes and they were back at south park)
"Well it's good to be back in south park don't you all think?" Mrs.Garrison told her class "And I'm gald I don't have to worry about a little certain group won't run out of my site!" she added looking over at Zak.
"Stan I'm gald were back together!" Wendy wishpered to Stan.
"Yeah I guess I am too." Stan wispered back.
"And I see that we have a new old student. Welcome back Wafflez!" Mrs.Garrison said.
"Ummmhmmm" Wafflez muttered.
"What made you return to us?" Mrs.Garrison asked.
"Zak, and some duck tape did." Wafflez replied.
"Well anyhoo its good to have you back!" Mrs.Garrison said.
"Well last night Mrs.Garrison said that we would be leaving tommorw." Shiori told Wafflez as they walked over to where there locckers were.
"WHAT! Stans leaving me tommorw?" Chrissy butted in. Not to far away was Cartman, who was leering evily at Stan Wendy who basicly handcuffed Stan to her arm and placed a baby moniter in his backpack for when she couldn't be near him, and Kyle who was jsut trying to keep Stan alive. They walked over to the others, Wafflez was already bored with scene, so she took out her iPod.
"This stuff is not important Wendy, whats important is-" Stan got inturrepted
"All the small things." Wafflez said out loud.
"What, oh yeah All the small things." Stan agreed
"What oh no It's song. See?" Wafflez said as she showed them her iPod.
"Oh ok. " Stan added. "Maybe we should break up if your gonna act this way."
"Stay together for the kids." Wafflez burted out again.
"YEAH! Listen to Wafflez!" Wendy said.
"No! Wait no its another song!" Wafflez added.
"Oh, Well its true." Wendy just had to say.
"Chrissy, since I'm leaving tommorw we'll have to breake up" Cartman said.
"What we where never together!" Chrissy replied.
"Yep me and Wafflez we'll have to get back together." Cartman said ignoring her last comment.
"Well, then I feel bad for her your your, so horrible! You never leave me alone you call me your girlfriend and I don't even loke you your needy, annoying, fat, useless, and your such a mommas boy! SO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!" Chrissy yelled.
"Yep I can already tell your gonna miss me. I also have the strange urge to watch Captin Planet, for some strange reason." Cartman said. I gues he was saying it to himself cause I don't think anyone was really listining to him, tell you the truth I wasn't listening to him I was listento to the party song but that doesn't matter huh. No it doesn't but I'm just doing some sorta of filler thing so I can distract you while I think of something that actully goes along with story.
Anyways "Stan I don't wanna break up with you! I love you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever! Please Stan I don't know what I'll do with out you PLEASE!!!!!!!" Wendy begged. "Don't you remember our-"
"First Date." Wafflez blurted out again.
"Yeah our first date!" Wendy agreed
"Wafflez your REALLY not helping!" Stan said to a box of waffles. No I'm just kidding he said it to Wafflez, Stan isn't the crazy one in the group.
"Sorry. Its my iPod its hard not to blurt things out. Its like apple is trying to brain wash me!" Wafflez replied.
"I KNEW IT I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG YOU ALL DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! YOU SAID I WAS CRAZY I TOLD YOU APPLE WAS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD LET FORM A GROUP AND CALL IT......THE RESITY!" Zak scream in horror.
"I believed you!" Tiffany said as she opened up her locker.
"And thats why your my favorite!" Zak said as she put her arm on Tiffanys shoulder.
"Anyways I can tell in our relationship your not really..." Stan once again getting inturupted.
"Feeling This." Wafflez again blurted out.
"STOP DOING THAT!" Stan yelled.
"But Stan I don't like being alone see already-" Wendy said.
"I Miss You."
"Wafflez not the time!" Stan said angerliy
"Soon you'll be writting stories because your not with me and you'll give them all the same name you'll call them-" Wendy blahed
"A Story Of A Lonely Guy."
"And, you'll again turn-" Wendy kept blahing
"Emo."
"I DON'T CARE I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" Stan screamed so the whole world could hear.
"Danmit."
"OK WAFFLEZ THATS IT!" Stan yelled as he tackled Wafflez her iPod slide over by Zaks foot.
"DIE!" Zak said as she stomped on the iPod.
"STAN! GET OFF MY WOMAN!" Cartman yelled as he slowly walked over to where Stan had pinned down Wafflez. Stan tried to punch her but she beat him to the punch (haha I'm punny). She socked him right in the nose.
"OMG! STAN!" Wendy yelled.
"NOT MY BABY STAN!" Chrissy yelled. Wafflez got up and went to her locker where she pulled out ome tissues ad start to get the blood off her shirt.
"Ok wheres my iPod?" Wafflez asked.
"Zak Squished it." Shiori said as she pointed to the shards of what was left of Wafflez's iPod. Then suddenly everything went black and there was skuls floating around and lighting blots raining everywhere just missing the kids. The skulls started to spin around Waffle while she started to float.
"LET IT BE KNOW ON THS DAY I WILL BRING DOOM APON YOUR IPOD SMASHING HEART!" Wafflez proclaimed. After she finshed talking everything went back to normal. Everyone thought that was werid even for Wafflez.
"NO! NOT DOOM. ANYTHING BUT DOOM! I DON'T LIKE DOOM! Doom hurts!" Zak replied.
"And Stan do not EVER tackle me again that makes me angery, like kittens with spikes." Wafflez annouced. "You know so far I've been around you I've been tackled 3 times! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!"
RIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
"What the fuck we just got here how could skool be over?" Kyle asked.
"It's the writer she wants up to skip skool because she doesn't know how that would fit in to her already screwed up plot. Besides its skool why would you complian about missing skool?" Wafflez repiled.
"I'm getting sick of these lazy writers. I wish we had one writer on this staff who wasn't lazy." *cough*Shiori*cough* "It's driving me crazy!" Kyle said cause he likes being mean to us hard working writers who wrote aswome storys for others to enjoy and so shiori won't get mad at us.
"And I'm guessing your also getting sick of battries getting stuck up your ass!" Wafflez said as she grabbed some old used battries out of her locker and gave 1 to Zak and they walked toward Zak.
"AHH NO! NOT AGAIN! I'M GONNA BE SHITTING ELETROBES!!!!" Kyle yelled.
"So I guess once again this is gonna be the end. The last time we get to see you Wafflez again." Stan said knowing that Wafflez was still mad at him.
"Not if I have anything to do with it!" Zak said.
"Zak What are you doing? STOP RIGHT THERE! Get that tape away from me!" Wafflez yelled.
(Later that day after everyone said there good byes and they were back at south park)
"Well it's good to be back in south park don't you all think?" Mrs.Garrison told her class "And I'm gald I don't have to worry about a little certain group won't run out of my site!" she added looking over at Zak.
"Stan I'm gald were back together!" Wendy wishpered to Stan.
"Yeah I guess I am too." Stan wispered back.
"And I see that we have a new old student. Welcome back Wafflez!" Mrs.Garrison said.
"Ummmhmmm" Wafflez muttered.
"What made you return to us?" Mrs.Garrison asked.
"Zak, and some duck tape did." Wafflez replied.
"Well anyhoo its good to have you back!" Mrs.Garrison said.
