-lSouth Park Campl- Finale Part A

[Rootbeersama]

Chapter Seven:
The Final Day

As he took one look up from the ladder he had been on, he noticed a barrel cascading towards him. Without a second's delay, he hoisted himself in the air and did a series of flips over his foe and landed neatly on the other side. However, when he looked up from his landing- it was too late. Another barrel was meer inches away from his nose. He closed his eyes tightly and prepared for death, wondering what it would be like. It neared- would his parents would died when he was just a boy be there? Closer- what about his dog who was killed because he was a dork. He took his last breath of life and smiled. "Good bye cruel world. Tomarrow will be a better day...." Beeweeeweeen- buweenbuduuuuun.
"See! That's why you have to stay on the ladder Zak." Shiori pointed out to her friend who was cursing her luck at the 'Donkey Kong' game. "... And stop narrating everything that happens."
"Mrrph." Kenny added.
"I wonder why they haven't posted the scheduals today...." Kiichigo pondered. Even though she was near the group, her mind seemed far away from the backseat gaming problem that was going on in the electronics room. "Could it be that they've given us the day off?"
Mishiga shook her head as she continued drawing sketches of Kyle absent mindedly. "Nope. They even give us a schedual that says 'Free Time' on it when we do get the day off."
"Mrph hmmmmph mhphhhmrrph!!" Kenny snickered causing Shiori to bust up laughing as everyone else stared at the two blankly.
"What did he say?" Kiichigo asked the translator, who shook her head trying to supress her laughs.
"Oh Kenny just said that-" BAM!!! BOOOOOM!!! BAM!!!
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!" Mishiga freaked out, finally looking up from her Kyle drawing. Almost in sync with her friend;s question, Zak ran right for the window and leapt out it.
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH-- the hell are you?!" Hearing the girl's confusion, the group clambered to the window to find Zak staring up at a serious looking man in a black buissiness suit. As if suddenly noticing the girl who had just run into him, the man closed his cell phone in one smooth move and scoweled at her. However, the girl took no mind to this.
"Are you Will Smith? No, no, wait. I know this one! You're Santa Claus at his Summer Geico job- NO. I TOTALLY GOT THIS ONE. You're that one replacement that had to call for the Adventures of Frosty and Chuck Noris and the--"
"BUISSINESS." The buissiness man interrupted and whacked Zakuro with his buissiness case sending her six feet away in the snow. He then burst off from the ground and flew away into the SunSet with rockets from his feet. Zakuro leapt up from her position in the snow and pointed at him angrily.
"I KNEW IT! IT'S THE ANTI-CHRIST!!! I'M CALLING THE JESUS POLICE ON YOU!!!" The girl turned to Shiori quickily, "HURRY SHIORI! CALL 1-800-THELORD!!!" Shiori looked up from picking up the phone in the cabin.
"Wait. How do you spell that?" Mishiga grumbled and took the phone away from Shiori.
"You people... I swear--" Mishiga was interruped by a slightly sad intercom announcement.
"Attention all EXTREME campers, get your asses over to Cafe' Teria for a meeting." This caused Kiichigo to shake her head in confusion.
"Since when was there an intercom system?"
"Oh. There always was one. They just fixed it yesturday from Zak sticking Cheetos in it though.

As soon as the kids entered the Cafe they could easily tell something was up. The counslers seemed troubled- and the lights were in their chliche 'dark' setting. Once he was sure all the children were seated Mr. Tipper started off the meeting with some very gloomy words.
"You're all going to die. We have placed EXTREME poison in the ventalation system and it is very likely that none of you shall survive-"
"TIPPPER!!!"
"Oh. Wait. Those lines are bogus, huh. Yeah...." He shuffled through his note cards as the audience relaxed. "Ah, here we go. So all you little dudes are going to have to go home today." This reaction was much worse than the last.
"WHAT!?!" Shiori burst, leaping out of her seat.
"GAH!!!" Tweek exclaimed spazzing- not like he wouldn't have done that anyway. Miss Whelk shoot her head, causing her plushie octopus-ness tentacles to swirl about.
"I'm sorry dearies, yes... It's just that the person in charge of the camp has decided to sell it, yes."
"What? Why would he sell it?" Stan inquired.
"Because it sucks." Crocodile responded nonchalantly, and everyone sort of nod-shrugged.
"Yeah."
"That's sort of true."
"No doubt."
"I see dead people."
"But still!" Stan shook his head, "It's not right." By the look of defeat on the consler's faces the group could tell that they felt the same way. Even so, Sir Crocodile gave a weak smile.
"Such a lack of class." Miss Morpheus looked at the children and gave them their "last mission".
"Agents, you have until 3 o' clock to get you stuff ready. Your transportation will be waiting for you."

Stan looked aside from shoving the last of his things in his backpack.
"You know, in the begining of the year I would have given anything to hear those words... But now...."
"Yeah, I know what you mean. It just doesn't seem right...." Kyle added, sitting on his bunk.
"Mrppphmph."
"Aw. You guys are so gay!" Cartman exclaimed. "This place sucked! Their meatloaf bounced."
"Didn't stop you from eating 6 servings of it, fat ass." Kyle slyly added causing the two to break into another miniwar. Stan shook his head.
"If only there were something that we could do-- wait." The boy's eyes opened wide as he thought of an idea and he yanked Klye out of Cartman's clutches- which ticked both of the two off. Before either could yell at him, however, Stan looked at Kyle, handed him a marker and said one thing.
"La Resistance lives on."

Attention Everyone Who's Interested-
An underground meeting will be called to save Camp Totally0wnage at 3 o' clock in Cabin 3. This is our camp too, and we're going to have a say in if it's being sold or not- Viva la Resistance!!
Kyle's Mom is a bitch.
She is NOT! Shut up fatass!!
You shut up joo!
.... God damn it. There's no more black marker to cross that out....

"I say we go." Shiori swirled from the flyer on the wall and shoved her suitcase aside spilling it's very limited contents onto the floor. "I don't know about you guys, but this camp has meant a lot to me!!" To which Kiichigo agreed.
"Yeah! I didn't pay money to stay for a week and then fly back to California!!!"
"... They paid us, we didn't pa---." Mishiga pointed out- but was immedietly shut up by a nearbye consler who threw a bunch of bouncy balls in her mouth and took off. Kiichigo looked over the boucy balls and plucked one out of the girl's mouth.
" Hey, this one says that you get five free tokens at Chuck-E-Cheese!!" The girl spat the balls out of her mouth machine-gun-style, and then made a face.
"Whoop-de-doo. Five Free tokens. Like that's going to be enough to play---" She looked up angrily at a guy in a Chuck-E-Cheese suit who had thrown a whole bunch more bouncy balls in her mouth. "Grumble,"

"I don't see why I have to be here...." Cartman whined angrily, "It's not like I care about this camp or anything."
"Like we said before," Stan shrugged him off, "You can leave fatass."
"There's no one stopping you." Kyle added.
"Goddamnit." Cartman muttered angrily. Before anyone could continue the conversation there was a knock on the door and Stan approached to answer.
"Mrpphmrphmhph!!!" Kenny exclaimed, and Kyle agreed.
"Yeah, it could be someone who's against the idea! Don't open it Stan!!"
KNOCK KNOCK!!
"Well than what do you want me to do!?"
"I, uh...."
KNOCKKNOCK!!!
"Mrph, mrph?"
"No, we didn't give a password..."
KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Maybe you should ask who it is?" Stan nodded to Kyle's advice and walked over to the door, heart pounding he began to ask who it was- but was interrupted by the shattering of the front door. Looking up Stan found himself looking into the sparkling eyes of Wendy who was holding Zak like one would with a Rattering Ram.
"Sorry, Stan... You wouldn't open the door, though." Seeing this, Stan made a funny face- to which Kyle and Kenny lept back from. The others paid no attention however, and were quickily spewed upon.
"I'M COVERED IN LUNCH AND STOMACH ACID!" Zak squealed as Wendy dropped the girl in surprise.
"Uh..." How about we give this a second try..." Kyle said hesitantly, seeing the broken door and the barfed on people. Everyone murmured their agreement.

After everyone had taken about five showers, Stan's barf is like plasma, they group went to the fixed Cabin 3 and took their seats. Stan took his place by a notepad in the back of the cabin and after the voices calmed down, he, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman started their speech.
"So we're all aware of the situation at hand- the Camp which we have spent these last painful days at is being threatened to be bought over." Cartman started off, and then Kyle continued.
"We, La Resistance, are asking for your help to protect this camp we are all so fond, or not so fond of. Will you join us?"
"Mrph Mrphimrph!!"
"Think about it, this camp is as much ours as it is the Founder's. We traveled through the dank temple in the mountain, got chased by Cookie Parasites, Fought off an evil virus, waged the fork/spork war- and even escaped from the clutches of the counsler's messed up son!!! Who's ready to go save this camp, your camp?" The room errupted in a giant cheer- until Mishiga brought up a good point.
"So what are we going to do?"
"I'm sorry?"
"How are we going to prevent the camp from being sold? We don't even know who is buying the camp- much less where they ar--" Mishiga once again found her mouth filled with bouncy balls, however, Kyle looked over at Stan with an inquisitive look on his face.
"She's right Stan. We have no idea who we're dealing with..."
"That is the beauty of the whole ordeal!" A very snobbish voice exclaimed, and out of the group popped a very energetic looking Gregory. "You just have to have the spirit to do something in order to-"
"WE FOUND HIM!!!!" An FBI agent screamed into his microphone after breaking open the door.
"Ho SHIT!" Gegory exclaimed and dashed to the window- but before he could escape, the agent shot him 6 times and then landed a tranquilizer up his butt. After collecting his prize, the agent looked to the kids, thinking they deserved an explination.
"We've been after him for months for being an over-arragant prick and an overall faggy character." With that, the helicopters and agents took off.
"OOOOO-Kay...." Waffles said, speaking for all in the room. "Where were we?"
"It doesn't matter, we'll find the people who are buying this land- even if we have to sneak files from the counslers. You see, I learned some-" Seeing the looks on Shiori and Zak's faces, Stan shut up. "Uh, Nevermind. But we shouldn't just give up! Now, let's get those buissness files!"
"THEPLACEINGOINGTOBETAKENOVERBYSOMEMEDIATIONCAMPTHAT'SSETTINGUPINTHATFORTOVERTHER." Zak hyperventalated, pointing off into the distance.
"What?"
"The Camp is gonna be bought by these dudes who run a Mediation Camp or something. They're getting started from that really hella evil looking place over there." Stan shook his head angrily.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION ANY OF THIS EARLIER!?!?!"
"Because you weren't threatening us with work!!" The girl added in more suttle tones, " I hate woooorrrk. It's pretty easy to get into- we just have to go through the sewer!"
"But it'll be all sticky..." Butters fidgeted about uncomfortably.
"Aw, suck it up Butters." Stan opened the door, "La Resistance."

God has smiled upon you this day.
The fate of a nation in your hands.
And blessed be the children who
fight with all our bravery
'til only the righteous stand.

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"So we're seriously going to have to walk through that- wait a sec. Weren't we just in Cabin 3 a few minutes ago?"
"So?"
"How'd we get to the Sewer so fast?"
"It's called a 'time Skip'."
"Oh. You mean the author was being lazy?"
"You know what- shut up Kyle."

[Rootbeersama]

"So... Can we do a time skip now?" Kyle moaned, quite annoyed with walking through the sewers
"Kyle. If you mention those time skips one more time I will stick a battery right up your butt." Zak threatened, causing Bebe and Mishiga to tackle the girl angrily and beat her up.
"We have been walking around for a long time." Kiichigo pointed out, completely ignoring the current beating of Zak and the Shiori who was getting ready to dog-pile the group of people, "I hope we're near the inside...."
However, as the group kept talking, an unknown spy skulked the group from up in the gloomy corners of the sewer walls. After the group had walked close enough, the skulker quickily slid his hand beside him and heaved the nearbye rock over the edge.... Running right towards the unsuspecting Waffles. Right on time, though, Cartman saw the fallen rock and quickily as he could, which isn't very quick at all, raced over to where Waffle's was and rammed her out of the way of the rock. However, his slow impulses left him trapped under the rock instead.
"WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU THINKING FAT AS-" Waffles exclaimed angrily brushing herself off until she saw Cartman trapped under the rock, "CARTMAN!!!?!?" Using her super skills, Waffles quickily hefted the rock off of her friend and swept his ery bruised and beaten body into her arms. She tried to shake him awake, but seeing as that wasn't working, tears began to brim in her eyes.
"Cartman!!! What-- how the--- why the.... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!" Stan shook his head.
"Wow. Who knew Cartman even had it in him to do even one nice thing."
"Ah, I bet he's going to demand money when he wakes up." Kyle murmured nonchalantly, and Kenny nodded in agreement. However, they quickily changed their minds after getting sewer rats chucked at them by the angry Waffles. Suddenly, a great laughter burst out in the Sewer eerily bouncing off it's walls. Startled, the children- even Bebe and Mishiga- looked about trying to find its source.
"What the hell was that!?"
"I don't know. Guess this ruins our Time Skip plans."
"GOD DAMN IT! SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!!!!"
"HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A BATTERY!!!?!"
"WAARRRWAAAAA! SHE HURT KYLEEE! EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" -TACKLE!-
"SERIOUSLY- STOP THAT! IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!!!" -POW-
"... I think I found where it's coming from..." Wendy said, pointing up to a shadowy ledge from where the rock fell. As if to aide her idea, a figure lept down from the area, giving the sewer waters a bunch of rippling waves. Without hesitation, the figure gracefully hopped over to Bebe and with a deathily evil smile on it's face it took her hand and slung her about like a backpack.
"LET US TALK ABOUT THE ISSUES YOU ARE HAVING RIGHT NOW, SHALL WE?" Realizing her positions, Bebe screamed out in fear.... As well as a girly shriek from Clyde. But that was about all the attention the two got. Mostly the rest of the group was all 'Oh. That's just Bebe.', 'Ah, it doesn't really matter.' Even Wendy seemed rather uncaring about it.
"Aw come on!" Bebe gave an angry look at the group, "Isn't ANYONE going to save me!?!?" This was answered by Clyde leaping up, doing a tripple backflip, slapping the former skulker in the face several times with his foot and then kicking him strongly into the wall, landing with Bebe in his arms. The blonde smiled happily,
"Oh..." She jumped out of his arms and tackled Kyle, "...KYLE~! I knew you cared! I love you too~!" Mishiga glared omniously at the girl, but knew she could not harm her, for she was in the zone of Kyle. (God. This is starting to sound like some kind of Cult...) But before anyone could correct her, Cartman stirred.
"Mmmn..." Hearing this, Waffle's quickily jumped back to his side.
"Cartman?... Cartman! CARTMAN!? Are you okay!?" The boy looked a bit confused.
"Who the hell is Cartman...?"
"You are, fat ass." Kyle angrily shook Bebe off of him while informing his "friend". Howeer, this answer didn't satisfy the boy and he leaned up from laying in Waffles arms to give Kyle a look.
"I'm not Cartman... I'm" he struck a pose, "CAPTAIN PLAAAAAAAAAAANET!!!!!" Stan slapped his forhead in annoyance,
"Oh God. Just when we thought he couldn't get any worse."
"Yeah. I think Justice got a whole lot fatter."
"Mrphmrphmrrrrph mrph!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!" Chi screamed as she was dragged off into the Sewers by the insane looking child.
"Ah! I'll s-save you Chi!" Butters called out and charged fiercily down to the child- only to trip into the sewer and to have Chi's captor poke him curiously.
"I'll save you Butters!" Chi exclaimed and proceeded to go medeival on the figure's ass.
After Chi had finished taking the group's skulker downtown they turned to look upon it. Stan's face twisted as he tried to figure out what exactly the thing was.
"What the hell is that thing...?" Wendy shook her head.
"I have no idea..." Everyone else seemed equally baffled.
"I hae no idea... I mean... It looks like a kids but..."
"You fucking kidding me? That thing looks too stressed to be a kid!"
"Yeah! It's like some sort of cross between a grown up.. And a kid..."
"It's a Peer Counsler!" Eeryone turned around to find Zak dropping a tic-tac-toe battle she was having with herself on the sewer wall to interrupt everyone's thought process. Stan looked at the girl.
"What the fuck is a Peer Counsler doing here?!"
"They're the ones who are moneybuying this landofcamp. I am supposing they get here earlymuch to set up their camp?"
"No. I know that." Stan commented. He looked around the group slyly. " I mean, how does he know we're here..."
"True... It's not like that guy was just randomly plodding around in the sewers... Some one must have told him..." However, before anyone could point fingers, a bunch of echoing laughs were heard.
"It's already starting!?" Shiori called out in alarm, dropping her marker for the tic-tac-toe game. With that the group sprinted down the sewers.

you see the distant flames
they bellow in the night
you fight in all our names
for what we know is right
but when you all get shot
and cannot carry on
though you die la resistance lives on

...so then i was all lyke d00d u r so ruining my evil plans and so i gave him the choice between his gf or a ton of pplz.
lolz. man u r so 1337.
i no
o. w8. holdon. i brb. tr8tor on othr line.
kkz. b w8n'
"Main Screen, switch to caller." "BRRRRWEEEEWT." "So what's the news on our little friends?"
"Not too good. I think they found out about me..."
"It's all good... I sent some students after them..."
"Uh yeah... About that..."
"What happened?!"
"I don't really feel like going into specifics here, but it has something to do with CAPTAIN PLAAAANET!!!"
"What the hell? Well... I suppose I have no choice but to let you take care of them. Don't disapoint me."
"Oh.. I think it's probably a bit hard to disapoint someone who enjoys IM-ing themself for hours on end talking about nothing."
"WHAT THE--""BWEEERT" "Ah goddamnit.... Eh... Main Screen Switch back to IM." "DZZZT." "... ... ... Damn. She ruined it for me. That bitch went and RUINED IT."

"FRESH AIR AT LAST!!!" Kyle exclaimed leaping out of the Sewers and taking several deep breaths.
"Yeah. Uh. Get out of the way." Stan stated, pushing his friend out of the way so that the rest of the group could scurry out of the sewers. Soon, almost everyone was out but-
"Come on Cartman! Get your fatasss up here!"
"CAPTAIIIINNN PLAAAAAANEEET!"
"FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN! YOU ARE NOT CAPTAIN PLANET."
"Come on. We need to get him up here."
"Okay- fine. Come on Captain Planet." As soon as eeryone was in, Stan slammed the door shut on the group who was stalking them.
"So that's that. We're in."
"Yeaaaaah- no." The doors on the otherside of the room automatically slammed shut and the torches blew out as the group looked up to find a shaded figure smirking at them from a balcony on the wall. Astonished, Stan shook his head.
"Zak!?" He then felt a gun be placed at the back of his head. "What the hell-"
"Thank you Clyde." The girl grinned a bit coldly as she turned to a control panel on the wall. Stan shook his head. "Ah, well what do you know... Eh. Hated you anyway Clyde."
"Oh, don't blame Clyde for everything... I hear his annoying love, Bebe will be in dire danger if he doesn't do everything I tell him to..." Zak commented, trying to remember what she was doing.
"Pfft. Zak, you're pathetic. I mean. I took you 3 months to write this freaking last chapter." Shiori grumbled as the girl fumbled about.
"Oh, you shouldn't worry too much dear, you'll be free of all this anyway..."
"MRPH MRPHHMRPHHMPH!"
"It's a figure of fucking speech Kenny. I'm not hitting on her- GAWD."
"Why are you wanting to eliminate La Resistance?" Stan asked angrily.
"Believe it or not, that's both of the camp's intention." Zak mummbled, tapping her hands on the baister as if it would help.
"So you're just a slave of The Peer Mediator Camp." Kyle scoffed, causing the girl to smile a bit morbidly.
"Smart girl-"
"Guy"
"Whatever... But the things you mention are nothing... NOTHING. I'll burn all of them along with entire... Whatever the hell this place is."
"All of what? I don't remember talking about anything."
"Yes. You did. You totally did."
"No, I'm pretty sure I didn't-" At that Zak whipped out a giant cannon.
"YOU DARE DEFY ME AND MY NEW CHARACTER TWIST! AH KEEL YOU! Oh. Uh. Clyde. You go wait. In the corner or something. I unno."
"Clyde..." Stan looked back at the boy, and then made an 'l' with his fingers "I STILL HATE YOU."
"Yeah... He must really be afraid of Camp."
"You and those stupid Peer Counseler jerks threatened his goddamn Bebe!" Wendy argued. "No one but him cares about that fag- uh.. No offence Bebe."
"Eheh... You still think this is about the Peer counslers, how sweet... They did hand me a few orders, but a lot of these were of my own accord. Though both you people and Clyde seem to think I was following about the stupid Counslers." Zak shrugged.
"That's because you're too stupid to do anything for yourself. Bet you're just reading a script." Stan pointed out.
"Or maybe... I'm so smart that you CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MIND!!!!"
"What...? What the hell are you planning?!" At this, Zak grinned, finally remembering what she was going to do, and turned to the keypad. "I guess It's time for show and tell..." She punched in a strip of code, "Behold- THE TYRANT." BEEEEEEP. Startled, Zak tried again- but with similar results. She shook her hand to signal her capties to hang on and dialed a number into her phone.
"Yeah... Uh.... Mista Boss Guy. Dude. We ain't got none Tyrants.
..
Nuh uh.
....
You're lying.
...
Ihateyoupeople...
...
No, I didn't say nothin'.
.....
THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO USE?!
...
Okay. Dude. I have a group of capties in this room who are prepared for some sort of freaking boss battle and you're telling me to turn on Melissa E-
...
Oh. Okay... That works... (Goddamncheapo-
..
No! I didn't say anything.
...
Okay. You really got to shut up." She slammed her phone down and turned back to the keypad and typed in a different code, then turned back to the group and did a little dance.
"Ohmaigod. Today's your happy day. He's here to do stuff and keep stupid art freaks from suing your ass- he's the arts and crafts monster and he's happy to meet you- BWEEEEEEET!" She then took off from the room, slamming the doors shut behinds her mumbling something about frikking this and too much stupid that.
"Well... That was anti-climactic." Stan said, shrugging- Until a giant thing burst from the wall behind them and slammed Bebe against the wall. Immedietly, Clyde leapt out of the corner and to Bebe's aide, kicking the tentacles of the creature and smacking the ones that went in front of him. He then grabbed Bebe and leapt out of the way of harm- but as soon as he did, Bebe ran off to Kyle again- and, once again, ticked Mishiga off. However, Mishiga was soon dragged up into the air by a tentacle that had gotten a hold of her foot.
"FUCKING ARTS AND CRAFTS MONS-" Her mouth was jammed shut with gum balls by the arts and crafts monster. Spitting them out, she looked at the monster angrily. "What? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTH-----" Hurridly, Kiichigo ran up to help her friend- but instead accidently got caught by one of the tentacles. She waved sheepishly at her friend with the gumballs in her mouth.
"Hey Mishiga. What's up?" Quickily, Pip pulled out a bow from the wall and grabbed a nearby nail that was just lying around (They're everywhere) and shot Kiichigo loose, as Kyle went and... ripped it's arm off...?
"What the hell?!" Kyle exclaimed as he dangled the ripped arm around. Craig just flipped him off, and Stan shrugged.
"I guess it IS just an arts and Crafts Monster after all."
"Such a waster of Trees! This looks like a job for Captain-"
"FOR THE LAST TIME- YOU ARE NOT CAPTAIN PLANET, GOD DAMNIT!!!"
Seeing as no one else was going to do anything, Kenny marched up to the monster, took out a lighter and lit the Arts and Crafts Monster on fire. It went out in about 3 seconds, and with it's death, the doors mysteriously opened.
"La Resistance- onward!!!"

You may get stabbed in the head
with a dagger or sword.
You may be burned to death
or skinned alive or worse.
But when they torture you,
you will not feel you need to run,
For though you die, La Resistance lives on.

The group burst into the room angrily and Stan immedietly pointed to a figure standing omniously in the middle of the room
"YOU! Are you the one in charge of this operation!?" The figure turned about and gave a grin far worse than any of the peer conslers.
"That I am." This caused a slight relief in the group and Stan sighed happily.
"Oh thank GOD. We just burst into 20 or so rooms looking for you, man. You should really make yourself more noticable." The Counsler of Conselers took no notice.
"So... La Resistance... You have finally arrived. I am sorry to say I will not have the time to finish you because I have one last meeting with the owner of the Camp to buy it... So I shall leave you with my honor student... Or right hand, if you will." He clapped his hands, and as if from out of no where, a boy stood up and gave the same grin as all the other Peer Counslers. He laid his emotionless eyes upon the group.
"Can I help you with any problems at the moment?"
"I don't know... How much you cost?"
"40 Dollars for sessions."
"Holy shit. This guy is good." Kyle commented as the counsler turned to Shiori and was about to lunge when Kenny blocked his path.
"Mrphmrph mrrrif mrph mrifff mrph mmmmph mrph mrrrr mrph mhpp pmmhp mmmph mirrrph mirrr mrrrph mph mirrr mph mirrrph mirr mph mph mph mpppppph mmmmmmph mphmphmir!"
Shiori shook her head, tears brimming in her eyes.
"That was the kindest thing anyone has ever said/done for me..." Everyone else, howeer, didn't get it.
"He didn't SAY anything." Bebe groaned.
"SHUT UP Bebe." Kyle groaned angrily.

They may cut your dick in half
and serve it to a pig.
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
and you'll dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes. In
war, you're shat upon!
Though you die..

As the Counsler neared Kenny, the boy clenched his eyes prepared for anything- but nothing happened. Confused, he opened his eyes to find the counceler with a claw through his chest, and found himself staring at some kind of mutant... With Zak on it's back.
"TYRANT BITCHIN' Y'ALL!!!" The counsler of Counsler turned around, his smile a bit gritted.
"Zak...?! Why have you betrayed us?!" The girl shrugged.
"Because you smell bad... And because you look like a chicken... And I heeeeeett cheeeekinsssss!!!!!" She tossed Shiori a bottle of holy water.
"Use the power!" Without a second's hesitation, the girl thrust the bottle out and it broke on the Counsler of Counslers who immedielty broke out in a high pitched scream, causing all to look at him in awe.
"HOLY SHIT! THAT STUFF DOES WORK!!!"
"No!" The Counsler groaned. " I just got glass stuck in my forheaaaaaaa~ yaaaahhhh..." He then passed out on the floor.

"Now that's one EXTREME story... EXTREME!!" Mr. Tipper raved happily once it was all over and the kids had headed back to the Cafe'. Miss Juana agreed. "That's right... However... We don't really have anything for you guys to do the rest of the day- I mean! We're going to hold a dance in this Cafe for the rest of the day- WHOEVER DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER IS A COMPLETE LOZAR!!!"

...La Resistance... LIVES ON...

[Rootbeersama]

Yeah. I'e been having problems with some of my keys- so please don't murder me if there's something like 'hae' instead of 'have'. Thanks. Last Chapter there. Me tired. Had to redu this whole stupid thing in one day. Me bed now. Night.

[Yum wafflez]

that was awsome i really liked the part were i get super duper skillz

[Rootbeersama]

Pssst. I stole the Zak the traitor script from RE: 1. Nyeheheheh. I did change it a bit buuuut...

[Yum wafflez]

XD