Post by Shiori McCormick on Mar 25, 2007 2:26:49 GMT -5
South Park Meets Colorguard
CHP 2
The next morning at Kyle's house Mishiga pretty much forgot where she was at first and fell off of her bed. She got up, got dressed and met the rest of Kyle's family in the kitchen where breakfast was being served. Kyle's mom graciously greeted her
"well good morning....Mishiga was it?" Mishiga nodded
"thanks. and good morning to you too"
"well don't just stand there, take a seat and we'll get you some breakfast. honestly...why would your coach let you off on your own in a strange town? It's beyond me" Kyle hit his head against the table while his mother was ranting about the issue some more,Ike just sat there and Mishiga sort of nodded and pretended like she was listening. Then Sheila announced
"well I hope you're hungry cause theres a lot of food here" Mishiga looked at the food -omlettes, bacon, waffles, pancakes, and toast.
"Thanks. It looks really good"
"yeah. Thanks mom" Kyle thanked and his mom went over to try and feed Ike shmooshed....something. Kyle and Mishiga ate their fill and got their things ready for school. Mishiga slowly started to spaz though. It appears that she had misplaced her rifle
"oh come on now. really. how do I lose a rifle? Kyle? Have you seen my rifle" Kyle looked around him but didn't see it
"you sure you didn't leave it out front? or in the kitchen or something?"
"I don't think I left it in either of those places, but I could check again." Mishiga got up and ran around the house trying to look for it and eventually found it in the backyard
"hmm...how'd my rifle get all the way out here?.....oh der I was showing Kyly how we used them. I'm such a retard" Soon a yell came from the house. It was Kyle
"Mishiga! did you find your rifle? good. now we gotta get to school or we're gonna be late" Mishgia nodded and followed him out.
Kiichi's morning was pretty quitet. She graciously thanked Stan's parents for letting her stay there. Kiichi was actually the first to wake up and she went to the kitchen after getting herself dressed. She took out a skillet and some cooking ingredients and started to make breakfast. Not too long after, Stan's mom and dad entered the kitchen
"what the. Oh good morning Kiichi. I see you're up early" stan's mom remarked. Stan's dad followed up with
"what are you making?"
"breakfast!" Kiichi squealed happily. The parents of Stan glanced at each other and his dad said
"you didn't have to do that...you already worked so hard and I'm sure you had a rough day yesterday"
"no...its fine! I love to cook and what better way to thank my hosts than with the perfect breakfast! don't worry about that a kid is making it. I'm taking a foods class so I'm trained in cooking"
"thank you very much Kiichi" Stan's mom said and not very long after, Stan entered the kitchen. Rubbing his eyes, he noticed the scent in the air
"wow...something smells good. you makin breakfast mom?"
"no Stan, its your little friend"
"oh really?"
"yep, she got out of bed quite early and started to make breakfast" Kiichi then entered the conversation
"its the least I could do. Thank you very much for allowing me to stay here while I'm in town. and speaking of breakfast...its pretty much done" While they were eating, Shelly came in the kitchen with a wooden bat and as she passed Stan, she secretly smashed him in the shin with it. Stan yelped and followed with
"what was that for?"
"what was what for?" She dropped the bat and went over to take some of the breakfast Kiichi had prepared. The kids let the whole thing dropped. When everyone was done with their breakfast, Kiichi took her plate out to the sink and washed it off
"would you like me to take care of your dishes for you?" she asked openly followed by an
"Well that would be very nice of you. Thank you. The meal was very well made" Stan's parents replied and Kiichi happily took care of the dirty dishes and cleaned them off
"Its not problem really. Anything else you need?" Stans dad answered
"No...I think we're all good" Kiichi left the kitchen and got her things ready for school as did Stan and they headed out.
Wafflez's morning was hell on earth for her. First,she got ready, followed by a whole bunch of talking from Cartman about how cool he is.
"I'm sure that you did beat the evil poop lord from a distant planet..." She said sarcastically, then muttered under her breath
"retard" Cartman's mother came from the kitchen and announced that breakfast was ready. Cartman got all excited now
"alright! food time!"
"ok food is the last thing you need right now fat boy" Wafflez ridiculed
"Hey! I'm not fat. I'm bigboned!"
"whatever floats your boat chubby" After their breakfast, they got ready for school and Wafflez thought it would be funny to see if Cartman would walk into a wall after a trail of cheesy poofs. She pulled out a large bag of them and started making a trail eventually leading into a wall. not long after, Cartman picked up on this trail and started to eat the trail of cheesy poofs. Wafflez watched this from a corner of the room giggling to herself. Cartman was halfway, three quarters and finally about 3 feet from the wall. The suspense was killing Wafflez and then BANG! Cartman walked right into the wall. Wafflez started to laugh insanly hard
"OH my freaking god you actually did it! you ran into a wall for food! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Cartman didn't take this lightly
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?? What did you do bitch??!"
"how stupid are you? I layed out a trail of cheesy poofs that lead into a wall.....how complicated is that?"
"oh you're good.....you're gooood bitch." Cartman admitted and finished getting ready for school. Wafflez did the same thing and they went out for school.
Over at Kenny's house, Shiori woke up to a table in her forehead caused by a yelling from Kenny's mom.
"okay okay...I'm up!" Shiori tried to sit up once more, but still forgetting that the table was there, knocked her head on it again. All the same, it reminded her of her own home. Old, raggedy, worn, and messy. She got herself dressed, old jeans with many holes in them, and her jacket, pulling her hood over her head. She yawned and went outside. She brought her winter guard sabre and went looking for some food to bring back to the family. When she came back to the house, the whole family was sitting at the kitchen table. In the center of the table was a small stack of frozen waffles. She stood at the door arch
"I hope I can turn this small snack into a real breakfast" Kenny perked his head up from the table
"merf ermer? Mer Meeerr eeerre mer merf meref mer merferver?"
"I went out to get something for us to eat silly...how else would I survive back at my house? Its a dump over there! Now excuse me while I get some food on the table" Shiori held up some raw meat slabs and she went out back, created a fire and cooked them. Kenny and his family stared in awe and his mother remarked
"She lives in a dump? I didn't know that" Kenny's dad added
"naw...she's probably just saying that to make us feel better" Shiori came back to the table where everyone was still placed, holding a nice cooked breakfast for the family.
"here you are everybody. eat up!" Shiori started to head out of the kitchen when Kenny's mom stopped her
"well aren't you going to eat something?"
"no...I'm not hungry. but thank you though" Shiori smiled and left them to eat. Back at the kitchen Kenny had only a small amount of food and went running after Shiori
"Merf mer!" Shiori looked back
"hm? oh hi Kenny. Why aren't you eating?"
"merver merffer merverfer"
"oh really...Well I guess that's your choice." Shiori picked up her rifle and started to spin it, thwacking herself in the head several times when tossing it. Kenny just sat there and silently watched. Shiori set down the rifle after a few minutes to see if everyone was finished eating and they were. she took the remainders of the meal and disposed of them properly. Kenny's mom stopped Shiori again
"Shiori.......thank you for the food."
"oh don't mention it. you gave me a place to stay while I'm here and that's more than I could ever do for you" Shiori and Kenny got ready for school and quickly left.
Zakuro was still outside of Clyde's house in the morning. She was bouncing around the perimeter of the house with her camera. Clyde woke up to seeing a cheerful Zakuro outside of his window. He was very confused at that point. his room is on the second floor.
"What are you standing on?"
"oh...uhh....not a pile of trash I stole from you" Zak quickly swallowed a disposed napkin. Clyde looked out of his window and saw a giant pile of garbage in front of his house
"WHAT THE!?!??!? ZAK YOU IDIOT!!! I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP"
"hehe....this...was here...when I got here?" Clyde shook his head
"this better be gone before we get to school"
"aww......fine then" After a while, and stuffing her face with garbage, Zak gathered her stuff and eagerly awaited Clyde to come out of his house. About a half hour later, he did and they were off to school.
At school, the groups were on their way to Mr.Garrison's class. Zakuro was jumping around everyone and then Clyde asked Zakuro
"Zak...what did you do with the garbage in front of my house?" The others stopped and stared at clyde and Zak needing a further explanation which Clyde provided for them and Zak added
"and thats the story of Kwanza..."
"what?" Kiichi asked and answering the earlier question Zak said
"I......certainly did NOT eat it...if that's what you're thinking.....hehheh....." Zakuro shifted her eyes. Everyone gave her an unbeliveing stare and zak tried to defend herself
"well first I was about to clean up the mess and then the my little pony army came and attacked and might have stuffed my mouth with the garbage.......and I sorta might have swallowed the garbage....BUT IT WAS GOOD!!!"
"well that explains why she's so god damn hyper" Cartman said and Shiori and Mishiga looked at their watches
"omg class starts in 30 seconds!" The kids sprinted over to Mr. Garrison's class and got there jsut in time. Mr. hat didn't like the almost late comers
"Well nice of you all to join us...now were going to try the math lesson again"
"you got that right Mr. Hat....NOW THEN!! which one of you retards can actually answer 5x2" Everyone looked aorund to see if anyone had the right answer. Mr. Garisson banged his head against the wall...
"ok...I'll give you a hint...It starts with a 1 and ends in a 0" The students just stared at Mr. garisson....and suddenly Pip threw his hand in the air
"yes Pip?"
"would the answer happen to be 10?" Pip asked in his accent which Kiichi snapped her head over to him
"OMGYOURBRITISHARENTYOU!!" Pip, used to the French comments was relievedthat at least someone knew he was British
"why yes in fact, I am. My name is Pip. Bloody nice to meet you" Kiichi started to spazz and Mr. Garisson gave a sigh of relief
"why yes! That's correct Pip. 5 x 2 IS 10 YOU RETARDS!!!" The whole class gave a group "ooohhhhhhhhh" except for Kiichi who was still paying all of her attention to Pip.
The class ended and everyone went out to the cafeteria for sum lunch stuffs. The girls walked over and joined the boys in eatin stuffs. Shiori sat over by Kenny, Mishiga, went over by Kyle, Wafflez sat clearly away from Catman, Zakuro sat by Clyde, and Kiichi went in search of Pip. Once the food was eaten, it was Recess time and the girls joined up at a clear spot in the playground. Zak went over to a trash can and jumped into it. Kiichi, Mishiga, Shiori, and Wafflez got their flags and started practicing with them. The rest of the girls from the team didn't join in. They wanted to take the time off to actually relax. The groups actions didn't go unnoticed. They were confronted by Cartman who of course had to remark
"Come on...That has got to be the easiest thing ever. How hard could it be to spin around a flag?" Wafflez glared at him and she "accidentally" slipped up on her rifle work and it flew and hit Cartman
"woops....my bad" She grinned evily.
"Its a lot harder than you think" Shiori and Kiichi informed Cartman and the group.
"how so? all you're doing is waving around a frikking flag!" Wafflez went over to Cartman and handed him her flag. Cartman was puzzled
"so what do you want me to do with it?"
"you think its so easy? why don't you try it yourself" Wafflez commanded Cartman. He was being watched by everyone on the playground now.
"no way bitch. I'm not going to spin a gay flag around"
"what...you afraid you can't do it?"
"no! " Cartman tried to do a simple spin and it went flying out of his hands. Wafflez had a smirk on her face and Cartman tried it again and it failed.
"haha. you're such a retard Cartman" Kyle had to blurt out. Cartman got upset
"well at least I'm not a jew"
"Come one! you cna't even spin a flag!" Mishiga walked up to Kyle and handed her own flag as well
"you think its easy as well? lets see you try! In fact...anyone else think this is easy?" Kyle tried to spin the flag and he sorta did it but it fumbled a bit. Cartman laughed
"ha!you can't spin it either!"
"I can spin it better than you! At least mine doesn't fly away from me" Stan got interested then and stepped forward to try and spin. Mishiga let him use her rifle. Stan didn't do too badly either but that might have been because of his athletic focus being a lot higher than the others. Then Kenny wanted to try and asked Shiori if he could use her flag. Shiori gave him the flag and he didn't do very bad either...not as good as Stan but pretty good for a beginner. Kiichi scooted away from the crowd to look for Pip. She found him eventually on the outskirts of the crowd
"HIIIII PIP!" Pip looked over at the blonde haired girl and waved at her. Kiichi tackled him and Pip coudn't breathe
"please....get off me" Kiichi followed what Pip said and helped him up. The end of Recess came and the children retreated back to the classroom
The class went on normally...or whatever normal was for the class. After school, the girls met up with each other again and practiced after school since the last time they tried practicing was so rudly interrupted. The boys stopped by and watched them spin their flags/rifles/sabres. Then they went into a huddle and talked amongst themselves
"This whole winter guard thing...It seems kind of cool" Stan commented first, followed by Kyle
"yeah. We should try it out. Who knows. Maybe we can get something out of it...and maybe Cartman will learn how to do something else than sit around and watch tv and play video games."
"fuck you kyle" Cartman raged
"this is such a gay sport....its not even a sport"
"merver merf!" Kenny contradicted and agreed with Stan and Kyle. They broke the huddle and confronted the girls. Stan asked them if they would teach them how to spin the flags. Shiori stood forward
"why do you want to learn?"
"merf mererfm merfer mfere ferer meer merf merfer mer fer merf mferfer" Kenny explained. Kiichi, Mishiga, and Wafflez had confused looks on their faces but Shiori understood what he said...
"very well then. We can teach you but are you ready to do anything we ask?" Stan stepped in
"as long as it can make us stronger, then we're ready."
"great...we'll start tomorrow...meet us after school tomorrow with black and white electrical tape, a notebook, a pencil, excersise clothing, 2 large water bottles...trust me you're going to need them..." Shiori was interrupted by a strange visitor
"don't forget to bring a towel!" Stan slapped his head
"jesus...not him again..hey towlie" Towlie said once more
"make sure you bring a towel otherwise you'll get all wet from the snow" Shiori and friends stared at the towel
"well actually that is soemthing you need to bring..so yes...bring a towel and umm......oh! bring lots and lots of patience" after 2 moments of silence Towlie started to speak up again
"wanna get high?" cartman yelled back
"no we don't want to get high!" Towlie went away then and Shiori continued
"any questions?" Kyle raised his hand
"yeah...what if we don't have one of those items"
"THEN YOU WILL SUFFA!!!" Zakuro popped out of nowhere behind the group of girls. Shiori then corrected her
"no...you will be unprepared and therefore not ready to learn how to spin." the boys said a group "oh..." and then the boys left them to practice except Kenny who stayed and watched them rehearse.
Later that night, all of the girls retreated to their respective houses. At Kenny's house, Shiori once again felt that the family needed something better to eat than frozen waffles and with what little money she had with her, bought them sandwiches from the store. Once again, She didn't eat any of it followed by more questions by the parents. First Kenny's mom asked the same question she did earlier
"why aren't you eating anything?" Shiori shrugged
"I guess that I'm not really hungry"
"now come on. you're the one who got the food and you should have a right to eat at least some of it" Shiori gave in and sat down at the table. The family said grace and they began their meal. Kenny's father wanted to know more about shiori, thinking back to her comment earlier about living in a dump
"so....shiori..........?" The hooded girl looked up from her plate.
"yes Mr. McCormick?"
"Earlier when you said you lived in a dump...did you really mean it? or were you just saying it to make us feel better?"
"well about that...I don't live in an actualy dump...but my house isnt what I would call homely. here. I have some pictures of it for when I might get homesick" Shiori took out the pictures and showed the family her "house" which was a 2 room shack with one window and garbage all over the place. Kenny's parents, Kenny and Kenny's siblings crowded around the picture
"merer merf!" Kenny's dad stared at the pic intently
"wow...you weren't kidding"
"I'm not one to lie. I live there. You're lucky to live here." The conversation trailed off on that note and Shiori and Kenny got ready to go to sleep.
For the rest of the group, it was a normal dinner time with light conversation. Stan, Cartman, and Kyle prepared themselves for the rigorous training they're in for the next day.
