Post by Shiori McCormick on Mar 24, 2007 1:34:27 GMT -5
South Park Meets Colorguard
CHP 1
"everyone come down to the gym for a special assembly immideatly" Mr. Mackey announced over the PA system. Mr. Garrison (sorry but I'm still not used to Mrs. Garrison, plus I wanna bring Mr. Hat back) groaned and dissmissed the class. The children slowly got up and looked around with confused faces. Stan spoke the first word
"I wonder what the fuss is about this time"
"probably another speech about how not to get your hand stuck in a mailbox" cartman answered followed by Kyle and Kenny nodding their heads. Once they reached the gym they were astounded at what they saw. There was a large tarp stretched across the ground and painted on it were several paths of roads. On the corners of the tarp there were unfamiliar girls that the kids have never seen before messing around with flags, rifles and sabres. There were also loose road signs with some of the girls and when everybody came to settle down, Principal Victoria came to the front of the tarp and started to speak.
"alright everyone in their place? good. Now we have a very special production we're going to show you. Behind me are the winter gaurd team from Denver. They've created a show that will combine dance and technique while spinning several objects. They've won several awards and promotions and without further adeu, lets begin. Girls...the floor is all yours" Cartman smirked a bit
"god this is gunna be so gay"
"I dunno about that Cartman" Kyle replied
"meref mer merf mere mer!" Kenny said and Cartman backed off until the girls were ready to perform. The girls were wearing dark brown jackets with either a blue or red shirt underneath with several gems outlining them. Their pants were ruggedy and what appears to be blotched with paint. but their true color was a darkish tan. They wore gloves on their hands with the fingers bare (ya know like biker gloves). All but one had their hoods down and the hooded one.The blue shirted ones stood to one side while the red ones were on the other and one girl in the middle. Finally they were ready to begin followed by a weak applaud. The girl in the middle signaled for the music and the show began.
The music started and I must say it wasn't what any of the children expected. It started out as an eary sound, soon followed by RamaLama BangBang. All of the kids stared intently at the show. Stan commented during the show
"dude. thats so cool!"
"hmm...Its so dark and negative. whats this supposed to teach us?" Kyle also commented followed by Kenny who explained to him what it all meant, his eyes following the hooded girl as she spun a sabre around. About a thrid through the show, the music switched again, this time with a hip hop, car remixed theme to it. The girls whiped out the flags and rifles now and started to spin those. At the end of the hip hop-like music, there was a honking noise and a car crash. The choreography of this part of the show had two people run into each other -the person who was originally in the middle of the floor at the beginning and the hooded girl. Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle's jaws dropped and Kenny let out a quick yelp. The song went back to the first beginning earyness and the unhooded crasher crawled to the hooded girl and waved her hand in front of her face. Apparently in the show, the hooded person had died during the "car crash". Next in the music came a rewinding phenomena and all of the girls got up and went back to the original starting positions and the music went back to RamaLama BangBang. Soon the show ended and this time the children applauded a lot harder this time.
The Principal came back to the floor "Thank you all for coming. The team will be staying here for quite a while while they're on their break. I hope you will make them feel accepted into our school." Cartman grunted
"ugghh.....they're staying?"
"oh come on...It can't be that bad. It might actually be fun having people like this around" Stan contradicted Cartman
"MERF!" Kenny agreed
The kids were dismissed back to their classrooms and the winter gaurd members were assigned their classes. The girls changed back into normal clothes after they were dismissed to go to class. In Mr. Garrison's Class was assigned Shiori -aka the hooded girl, wearing a black sweatshirt with her hood on, jeans and black shoes-, Mishiga - a brown haired girl with a headband who wore a stylish jacket, nice pants and shoes-, wafflez -another brown haired girl with an invader zim shirt, jeans, and boots-, and Kiichi -a blonde haired girl with glasses, a turqoise shirt and pants-. After introductions, they were placed in random seats. After they got settled, A girl comes bursting through the door.
"HEY GUESS WHAT EVERYONE? I DREW FACES ON MY FEET!!!" The girl screamed to the class. She had brown and black hair, a black and grey sweatshirt, basketball shorts and boots.
"Zak we don't care please just take your seat" Mr. Garrison told the girl. Zak happily skipped to her desk, not too later interrupting the class again
"HEY LOOKEY! WE HAVE NEW PEOPLE IN OUR CLASS!" She pointed to everyone around and Shiori and everyone else waved back to her.
"SHUT UP ZAK OR YOU'RE GOING INTO THE PIT!" Mr. Hat yelled at Zak and she apologized and settled down into her seat.
The bell rang for lunch and Shiori, Wafflez, Kiichi, and Mishiga got in the line for their lunch. They found an empty table for them to sit. Soon enough, they were confronted by Cartman and friends. Cartman started off the conversation
"ok girls now this is how everything works. I am your superior of whom you shall call me by the supreme overlord of awesomeness" Stan slapped his head and Kyle shook his own head. Kenny just stood there. Shiori spoke back
"I don't think so. If you think that just because we spin around flags and look pretty in the show, we can be pushed around....then you are wrong buddy" Kyle and Stan exchanged glances followed by an "oh crap"
"what did you say to me bitch?"
"you heard me. We're not to be taken lightly. just try and make us" Kiichi, Wafflez, and Mishiga nodded. Cartman glared and Shiori got up from her seat at the table sensing Cartman wanted to fight.
"you shouldn't fight someone you don't know anything about cartman" Kyle warned cartman
"AY! shut up you stupid jew!" Kyle glared at Cartman for the remark but let him go on anyway. Shiori and Cartman circled each other until Wafflez spoke up
"what are you waiting for? you scared?"
"You stay out of this woman!" Cartman yelled at Wafflez. Cartman charged at Shiori and she gracefully stepped to the side ultimatly leading to Cartman running into a wall. Kenny laughed and Stan said
"man she got you good dude."
Cartman shook his head in disbelief
"thats it. you're going down" He charged at her once more, this time Shiori ended the fight by quickly falling to the ground and sizzorkicked his ankles. He fell to the ground and Shiori stood up and put her foot on top of Cartman's giant body
"now you listen here. under no circumstance will I ever be shown up by the likes of you or anyone else here. got it?" Cartman grew wide eyed and nodded. Shiori took her foot off of him and watched him slowly get up. Shiori went back to her spot at the table. Kenny stared at Shiori in awe
"merfeerveeer!"
"you said it Kenny" Kyle and Stan said
"well you know who we are. who are you?" Kiichi asked kindly to the boys. They took turns introducing themselves Stan went first
"hi, I'm stan"
"I'm Kyle...and this over here is Kenny" Kyle said, pointing to Kenny and elbowed the discomforted Cartman in the gut to introduce himself and he managed to say
"and I'm...Cartman" Zak soon came running over and tackled all of the guard members
"HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She greeted them all
"I'm Zakuro but you can call me Zak! Its very really superly dooper nice to meet you! Oh! and this is Clyde!" Zak pointed to clyde the group smiled and mishiga politly asked Zak to get off of them and she did. The boys joined the group at the table and they finished eating and went off to recess.
Out on the playground, the boys got together and started a game of football. Shiori's group, now joined with Zak, came up to them while in a huddle and Kiichi asked
"mind if we join you?"
"please. like we would let you girls play" Cartman ridiculed. Shiori stepped forward and took out her guard flag. Cartman flinched and gave in and let them play. Recess ended and it was back to class.
"ok children, take your seats its time to learn how to make you not retards anymore" Mr. Hat announced followed by Mr. Garrison
"you got that right Mr. Hat. now to start with math. Can anyone at least tell me what 5 x 2 is?" Clyde raised his hand and Mr. Garrison said
"no Clyde its not 12" Clyde put his hand down
"dernit!"
"come on children, we've gone through this before....like about 48 times now....what is 5 x 2" Zakuro Waved her hand in the air frantically
"I KNOW THE ANSWER MR. GARRISON!!!!!!!" Mr. Garrison slapped his head and told Zak
"no the answer is not the evil goo people of the corplonshio planet"
"Its not?!?? I could've sworn it was" After a while, the class finally got the answer to 5 x2 and the bell rang to dismiss school Cartman's group and Shiori's group ran into each other outside of the school campus. Shiori asked
"so what do you do for fun around here?" Kyle replied
"well....we can always throw pebbles at cars"
"that sounds like fun!" Mishiga added in the conversation.
They went out and did some of that and then a thought came to Shiori. Where were they going to stay? They were on their own for the next few weeks.
"hey guys. do you think that we could stay at any of your hosues while we're here?" The boys went into a huddle to talk about it. Stan started with
"well what do you say guys. we can't just leave them out on the streets. Who knows. they could be able to reward us with money or something" Kyle added
"they can also help us with chores and whatnot. I say we should take them in." Cartman got enraged
"what are you talking about guys. They're girls!" Kenny entered the conversation
"merfmerverer mer merf" Kyle and Stan started laughing and stan said
"He's got you there. you're just scared that you'll get beaten up again."
"Shut up Stan nobody asked you"
"yes they did. The girls asked all of us if they could stay you retard. Come on...you might get to know them better if you spend more time with them"
"Fine, geez, I'll take in one of them." Kyle interrupted
"its perfect because theres 4 of us and 4 of them...and Zak already has a home"
"MERF!" The group broke up and spread out in fron to the girls who were drawing things in the snow while waiting for an answer. Waffles asked
"so what's it gonna be?" Kyle stepped forward and announced that they could stay at their houses but only one person to a house. So it was decided that Shiori would go with Kenny, Mishiga would stay over at Kyle's house, Kiichi would stay with Stan for the time being (don't worry...I'll work in Pip laterz), and Wafflez went with Cartman.
Later that night, everyone went to their respective houses. At Stan's house, there was little talking. Just some introductions to Stan's parents and finding a place in the house for Kiichi to stay. At Kyle's house, Kyle's mom bombarded Mishiga with a whole bunch of questions, Mishiga calmly answering each one of them. At Cartman's house, Wafflez was being horribly annoyed by Cartman's stupidity. She was considering running away to live on the streets if it weren't for cartman's mom being so hospitable. At Kenny's house, there was a lot of talking and Shiori found herself perfectly comfortable in the shaggy home. She set her stuff up in the family room, moved the blender off of the table. This was so it wouldn't fall on her head while she was sleeping under the table. Zak was outside of Clydes house with a camera taking pictures and being Zakuro. Soon it was late and there was another day of school in the morning.