Post by Yum wafflez on Mar 23, 2007 0:01:36 GMT -5
(remember when I was talking about that one TV show "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? yeah well that coming back up now just a little heads up!)
"Well students I'm sorry but I have to stop the project." Mrs. Garrison announced.
"AWWWWWWWWWWW" The class groaned.
"Why Mrs.Garrison?" Shiori asked finally getting back in the story.
"YEAHMRS.GARRISONWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY???" Zak said trying to get into the story also.
"Because no 5th grader in South Park want to go on that stupid show so principal Victoria said that we would do and well we have no choice. So were going to spend this class time studying but were still going to have partners but you may not like your new partners but Oh well! OK well lets pair up the total retards with some smart people. Well actually the pairs are fine except I'm gonna change back Wendy and Wafflez, Because Eric seems to only listen to you." Mrs . Garrion said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please no please no! No no no no no no no no no" Wafflez whined. "Why me why me? Why do I have the Cartman curse?" she shouted to the heavens.
"Mrs.Garrison, I'm fine with this little switch." Cartman said as nicely as he could.
"I know Eric, I know." Mrs.Garrison pointed out. "Now I called all your parents and I got them to agree to let you go home and study so you have your own little study place."
"Lets go to my place Clyde!" Zak Suggested.
"OK lets go" Clyde replied. As Clyde and Zak walked to Zak's house, Zak's stomach as empty with butterflies I guess thats why she didn't see the street, in witch or coarse a semi-truck was coming by and she didn't see that either. Just when the truck was about to hit her Clyde grabbed Zak's hand and pulled her out of the street and into the snow.
"Where ..... where am I?" Zak asked once again rubbing her head.
"Your in South Park retard." an unfriendly Wafflez said.
"Look Clyde shes once again acting like a complete idiot!" Shiori said while grabbing Clyde's arm. "Lets go Clyde!"
"Whats whats going on? Shiori were are going I thought you were my friend?" Zak asked.
"Friends? With you? Puh-les! I'd never be friends with with the likes of you!" Shiori replied.
"ERIC! Oh Eric over here!" But Cartman didn't even glance over at the love sick Wafflez. He just walked away." Wait Eric come back!" Wafflez screamed as she followed him into who knows where.
"Ummmm ok that was weird why did Wafflez just follow Cartman? I thought she hated him?" Zak asked.
"Where have you been? Ever since Wafflez has been here shes had a huge crush on him!" Stan said as he helped Zak up. "Yup follows him around EVERYWHERE!" he added.
"So whos my friends?" Zak asked seeming like she was playing 20 questions.
"We are!" Stan said. "Me, Tweak, You, Kenny, and Butters is our group remember?"
"Oh umm yeah of coarse. And whos in Shioris and Cartmans group?" Zak asked still 'playing' 20 questions.
"Cartmans group is Kyle, Token, Cylde, and Craig. Shioris group is Wafflez, Wendy, Bebe, and Red." Stan answered
"Oh. Wow really?" Zak still asking question.
"Yes really" Stan answered again.
"OK lets go to lunch then!" Zak said finally stop asking question.
"Kay lets go, come on Kenny, Tweak, Butters lets go" Stan told his friends.
"Gah." Tweak replied. The friends walked into the lunch room and sat down. But Zak just couldn't believe what she was seeing, just 5 minutes ago Wafflez was trying to get a re staining order against him and now she was trying to get his attention. And Shiori new that Zak liked him and now she was finishing his sentences and what not, and just the other day Wafflez was calling Wendy a Whore.
"IJUSTDON'TGETIT!" Zak yelled thinking she was still thinking. Everyone was staring at her.
"And she asked why I wasn't her friend! HAHAHAHAHA" Shiori said as her and her friends laughed.
"Dude what was that?" Stan asked.
"I don't know.I really don't know. One minute I'm best friends with Shiori and now shes calling me a loser. Another minute I'm walking home with Cylde and we where having a super awesome time! And now hes going out with my new acrh-enemy Shiori. Then Wafflez is trying to get Cartmans attention. But before she was trying to get a restraining order against him. And before you and Kyle was YOUR best friend and Cartman was calling him a stupid Jew and now there best friends! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Zak Screamed.
"Dude this is how its always been!" Stan told his friend.
'SCREW THIS I'M LEAVING UNTIL THIS CRAP IS BACK TO NORMAL!" Zak yelled as she went home. Everyone in the lunchroom heard her.
"Hey what was that I mean shouldn't we go check on her?" Wafflez asked Shiori.
"Did you hear what she was saying? all those lies she told!" Shiori told Wafflez.
"I don't know maybe-"
"If you go after her I will never be your friend again!"
"Ok I'll stay!"
"They are serially screwed up I mean I don't understand whats going on here!" Zak said as she was racing home.
"You no what Shiori! I don't care if you never talk to me again I'm gonna go check on her!" Wafflez said to her "friend".
"I don't need them. I don't care if I'm crazy- Wait I'm not crazy, am I? No no! Wait I'm talking to myself, does that make me crazy?. No no does it? NO I'M NOT CRAZY!" Zak said to herself.
"ZAK! ZAK! ZAK! ZAK!" Wafflez yelled.
"Great now someone wants to make fun of me some more!" Zak said as she sped up. Then she slipped in the icey water in the street and fell into the snow.
"ZAK! ZAK! ZAK!" Wafflez said as her voice seemed to get deeper. "ZAK! ZAK! ZAK! ZAK! ZAK!" Clyde said. "What Clyde? Wafflez was just looking for me? Ok I'm crazy" Zak thought.
"What? Huh? Oh god my head hurts so bad! Why does it hurt?" Zak asked.
"THANK GOD! I thought you died or something when I pulled you out of the street you fell and blacked out for like an hour! I was with you the whole time I was afraid to leave you! That you might die or something!" Clyde said still holding Zaks hand.
"Ahh my head hurts lets get back to my house and we can try to make my head feel better!" Zak Said.
"Yeah we can Study later!" Clyde said back helping Zak up.
"Well students I'm sorry but I have to stop the project." Mrs. Garrison announced.
"AWWWWWWWWWWW" The class groaned.
"Why Mrs.Garrison?" Shiori asked finally getting back in the story.
"YEAHMRS.GARRISONWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY???" Zak said trying to get into the story also.
"Because no 5th grader in South Park want to go on that stupid show so principal Victoria said that we would do and well we have no choice. So were going to spend this class time studying but were still going to have partners but you may not like your new partners but Oh well! OK well lets pair up the total retards with some smart people. Well actually the pairs are fine except I'm gonna change back Wendy and Wafflez, Because Eric seems to only listen to you." Mrs . Garrion said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please no please no! No no no no no no no no no" Wafflez whined. "Why me why me? Why do I have the Cartman curse?" she shouted to the heavens.
"Mrs.Garrison, I'm fine with this little switch." Cartman said as nicely as he could.
"I know Eric, I know." Mrs.Garrison pointed out. "Now I called all your parents and I got them to agree to let you go home and study so you have your own little study place."
"Lets go to my place Clyde!" Zak Suggested.
"OK lets go" Clyde replied. As Clyde and Zak walked to Zak's house, Zak's stomach as empty with butterflies I guess thats why she didn't see the street, in witch or coarse a semi-truck was coming by and she didn't see that either. Just when the truck was about to hit her Clyde grabbed Zak's hand and pulled her out of the street and into the snow.
"Where ..... where am I?" Zak asked once again rubbing her head.
"Your in South Park retard." an unfriendly Wafflez said.
"Look Clyde shes once again acting like a complete idiot!" Shiori said while grabbing Clyde's arm. "Lets go Clyde!"
"Whats whats going on? Shiori were are going I thought you were my friend?" Zak asked.
"Friends? With you? Puh-les! I'd never be friends with with the likes of you!" Shiori replied.
"ERIC! Oh Eric over here!" But Cartman didn't even glance over at the love sick Wafflez. He just walked away." Wait Eric come back!" Wafflez screamed as she followed him into who knows where.
"Ummmm ok that was weird why did Wafflez just follow Cartman? I thought she hated him?" Zak asked.
"Where have you been? Ever since Wafflez has been here shes had a huge crush on him!" Stan said as he helped Zak up. "Yup follows him around EVERYWHERE!" he added.
"So whos my friends?" Zak asked seeming like she was playing 20 questions.
"We are!" Stan said. "Me, Tweak, You, Kenny, and Butters is our group remember?"
"Oh umm yeah of coarse. And whos in Shioris and Cartmans group?" Zak asked still 'playing' 20 questions.
"Cartmans group is Kyle, Token, Cylde, and Craig. Shioris group is Wafflez, Wendy, Bebe, and Red." Stan answered
"Oh. Wow really?" Zak still asking question.
"Yes really" Stan answered again.
"OK lets go to lunch then!" Zak said finally stop asking question.
"Kay lets go, come on Kenny, Tweak, Butters lets go" Stan told his friends.
"Gah." Tweak replied. The friends walked into the lunch room and sat down. But Zak just couldn't believe what she was seeing, just 5 minutes ago Wafflez was trying to get a re staining order against him and now she was trying to get his attention. And Shiori new that Zak liked him and now she was finishing his sentences and what not, and just the other day Wafflez was calling Wendy a Whore.
"IJUSTDON'TGETIT!" Zak yelled thinking she was still thinking. Everyone was staring at her.
"And she asked why I wasn't her friend! HAHAHAHAHA" Shiori said as her and her friends laughed.
"Dude what was that?" Stan asked.
"I don't know.I really don't know. One minute I'm best friends with Shiori and now shes calling me a loser. Another minute I'm walking home with Cylde and we where having a super awesome time! And now hes going out with my new acrh-enemy Shiori. Then Wafflez is trying to get Cartmans attention. But before she was trying to get a restraining order against him. And before you and Kyle was YOUR best friend and Cartman was calling him a stupid Jew and now there best friends! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Zak Screamed.
"Dude this is how its always been!" Stan told his friend.
'SCREW THIS I'M LEAVING UNTIL THIS CRAP IS BACK TO NORMAL!" Zak yelled as she went home. Everyone in the lunchroom heard her.
"Hey what was that I mean shouldn't we go check on her?" Wafflez asked Shiori.
"Did you hear what she was saying? all those lies she told!" Shiori told Wafflez.
"I don't know maybe-"
"If you go after her I will never be your friend again!"
"Ok I'll stay!"
"They are serially screwed up I mean I don't understand whats going on here!" Zak said as she was racing home.
"You no what Shiori! I don't care if you never talk to me again I'm gonna go check on her!" Wafflez said to her "friend".
"I don't need them. I don't care if I'm crazy- Wait I'm not crazy, am I? No no! Wait I'm talking to myself, does that make me crazy?. No no does it? NO I'M NOT CRAZY!" Zak said to herself.
"ZAK! ZAK! ZAK! ZAK!" Wafflez yelled.
"Great now someone wants to make fun of me some more!" Zak said as she sped up. Then she slipped in the icey water in the street and fell into the snow.
"ZAK! ZAK! ZAK!" Wafflez said as her voice seemed to get deeper. "ZAK! ZAK! ZAK! ZAK! ZAK!" Clyde said. "What Clyde? Wafflez was just looking for me? Ok I'm crazy" Zak thought.
"What? Huh? Oh god my head hurts so bad! Why does it hurt?" Zak asked.
"THANK GOD! I thought you died or something when I pulled you out of the street you fell and blacked out for like an hour! I was with you the whole time I was afraid to leave you! That you might die or something!" Clyde said still holding Zaks hand.
"Ahh my head hurts lets get back to my house and we can try to make my head feel better!" Zak Said.
"Yeah we can Study later!" Clyde said back helping Zak up.