Post by Yum wafflez on Mar 21, 2007 1:36:42 GMT -5
"Wendy your a tramp and you cheated on Stan so you get to switch with Wafflez!"
"WHAT!?!" Wendy shouted.
"Hahaha Wendy you whore! You get to be with Cartman!" Wafflez taunted.
"No Mrs.Garrison please no! I can't be with Eric, thats not fair. Wafflez is perfect for him."
"WHAT SHUT THE FUCK YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!!"
"Serves you right!"
"Girls settle down now get to your new pro- I mean soul mate!" Mrs.Garrison ordered.
"I thought I only had 1 true soul mate?" Wafflez reminded Mrs.Garrison.
"Well times have changed Waffle get over it!" Mrs.Garrison replied. RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! "Ok children I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Dude I think I like this girl!" Cartman said to Stan.
"Who Wendy oh you can have her!" Stan replied to his fat friend.
"No dude sick! I mean Wafflez!"
"What?"
"Yeah dude, shes like so aw some."
"Whatever dude I'm going home!"
(Later that night)
"And I'm sailing away..............................." Cartman sang as he was picking up rocks to throw at Wafflez window. "Rock 1! nothing. Rock 2 still nothing. Rock 3 hey theres some one coming. WAFFLEZ!"
"Who is it?" Cartman heard.
"STAN! How dare you steal my woman!" Cartman yelled.
"Ok stop hold it right there, I AM NOBODY'S WOMAN!" yelled Wafflez.
"What are you talking about? I'm not stealing your woman!" Stan augured!.
"I'M NOBODY'S WOMAN!"
"Stan how dare you betray meh! I can't believe you! The only girl I ever liked and and you stole my woman!"
"I AM NOT YOUR WOMAN STOP CALLING MEH THAT!"
"Dude were just working on our project because of the switch I didn't take YOUR woman!"
"Sure sure you are Stan. You would like meh to believe that but nobody steals my woman and gets away with it!"
"STOP STOP I AM NOBODY'S WOMAN!! WHY ARE YOU CALLING MEH THAT!"
"Thats it Stan this is war!"
"MOM WE NEED TO MOVE!"
"You and your little Jew friend better hide cuz I'm coming to get you!" Cartman left after he said that.
"I SAID- wait what does Kyle have to do with any of this?"
"Nothing, I'll see you tomorrow!"
(The next day)
"Dude I had this totally weird dream where I went up to space with some retarded monkeys!" Cartman said to Kenny
"Mmhhr?" Kenny replied.
"Yes really! Oh look if it isn't Stan. What are you doing here Stan?" Cartman asked.
"This is my bus stop. Oh please tell me your not still mad at me from last night?" Stan asked and answered.
"Hmmm anger doesn't begin to cover it Stan!" Cartman said to Stan as they walked onto the bus, with Kyle and Kenny behind them.
"AHHHHHHHHHH no I'm here don't leave meh!" Said a voice coming from outside the bus.
"Wafflez Wafflez Wafflez sit here! I saved you a seat!" Cartman begged.
"Not even in your dreams!" Wafflez said scanning the bus for another empty seat but of corase there was none other so she had to sit next to Cartman. "But only in my nightmares!" she added.
"I made you this!" Cartman said as he handed whatever he made (I'm not even sure what it is!) to Wafflez.
"Awwww how sweet!" Wafflez said with the little compassion she had for Cartman. While she was expecting the 'Gift' Cartman turned around and poked his tongue out at Stan." Umm what is it?" She asked. But he didn't answer. The bus stopped they got out of the bus and sat in Mrs.Garrisons classroom.
"OK students please turn in your journals" Mrs .Garrison ordered. Then she talked for like an hour on how penmanship is everything. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! "Ok students time for recess!"
DAY THREE:
Entry from student Wendy:
I can't believe I have to work with Cartman it was bad enough that I had a crush on him before but now I have to work with him AGAIN! Why would Mrs.Garrison do this to me!?!?!Ahhhhhhh now I have to go buy happy pills! I bet I'm gonna fall for him again, no hes in love with Wafflez that tramp first she gets my man Stan and now she has Cartman drooling all over her! I can't believe it ahhh I wish I could go back in time so this whole thing never ever happened!
Entry from student Stan:
Once again Cartman wants to kill me because I'm working with his "woman" I mean Wafflez. Great one more thing I have to worry about! And plus now I don't know when my dad is gonna spring that show on me again. Oh god this town is fucked up. Argg and now I'll never know if Wendy still has feelings for me. Once again Cartman ruined my week! Why does he keep doing this to me!!!!!!! But I least I don't have it as bad as Kyle does dude wow.
Entry from student Eric:
Ways to kill Kyle and Stan:put them in chili. No been there done that. Push them in front of a car? naw too old school.Hmmm what to what to do?maybe Wafflez knows 1, or or maybe I could think of a way to impress her! Shes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome! Stupid Stan trying to steal my woman! ahhh I have no ideas. Maybe I could like open a stand to get ideas on how to kill them yes, yes thats it!
Die-ary entry from student Wafflez:
I got rid of Cartman! I got rid of Cartman! I got rid of Cartman! Because I'm super great! ahhh yes but now hes madly in love with me so thats not good............
Aurthors Note: Whenever a teacher or a parent learns wafflez first name by an adult it's a voice over but if they learn from a kid its not!
"WHAT!?!" Wendy shouted.
"Hahaha Wendy you whore! You get to be with Cartman!" Wafflez taunted.
"No Mrs.Garrison please no! I can't be with Eric, thats not fair. Wafflez is perfect for him."
"WHAT SHUT THE FUCK YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!!"
"Serves you right!"
"Girls settle down now get to your new pro- I mean soul mate!" Mrs.Garrison ordered.
"I thought I only had 1 true soul mate?" Wafflez reminded Mrs.Garrison.
"Well times have changed Waffle get over it!" Mrs.Garrison replied. RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! "Ok children I'll see you tomorrow!"
"Dude I think I like this girl!" Cartman said to Stan.
"Who Wendy oh you can have her!" Stan replied to his fat friend.
"No dude sick! I mean Wafflez!"
"What?"
"Yeah dude, shes like so aw some."
"Whatever dude I'm going home!"
(Later that night)
"And I'm sailing away..............................." Cartman sang as he was picking up rocks to throw at Wafflez window. "Rock 1! nothing. Rock 2 still nothing. Rock 3 hey theres some one coming. WAFFLEZ!"
"Who is it?" Cartman heard.
"STAN! How dare you steal my woman!" Cartman yelled.
"Ok stop hold it right there, I AM NOBODY'S WOMAN!" yelled Wafflez.
"What are you talking about? I'm not stealing your woman!" Stan augured!.
"I'M NOBODY'S WOMAN!"
"Stan how dare you betray meh! I can't believe you! The only girl I ever liked and and you stole my woman!"
"I AM NOT YOUR WOMAN STOP CALLING MEH THAT!"
"Dude were just working on our project because of the switch I didn't take YOUR woman!"
"Sure sure you are Stan. You would like meh to believe that but nobody steals my woman and gets away with it!"
"STOP STOP I AM NOBODY'S WOMAN!! WHY ARE YOU CALLING MEH THAT!"
"Thats it Stan this is war!"
"MOM WE NEED TO MOVE!"
"You and your little Jew friend better hide cuz I'm coming to get you!" Cartman left after he said that.
"I SAID- wait what does Kyle have to do with any of this?"
"Nothing, I'll see you tomorrow!"
(The next day)
"Dude I had this totally weird dream where I went up to space with some retarded monkeys!" Cartman said to Kenny
"Mmhhr?" Kenny replied.
"Yes really! Oh look if it isn't Stan. What are you doing here Stan?" Cartman asked.
"This is my bus stop. Oh please tell me your not still mad at me from last night?" Stan asked and answered.
"Hmmm anger doesn't begin to cover it Stan!" Cartman said to Stan as they walked onto the bus, with Kyle and Kenny behind them.
"AHHHHHHHHHH no I'm here don't leave meh!" Said a voice coming from outside the bus.
"Wafflez Wafflez Wafflez sit here! I saved you a seat!" Cartman begged.
"Not even in your dreams!" Wafflez said scanning the bus for another empty seat but of corase there was none other so she had to sit next to Cartman. "But only in my nightmares!" she added.
"I made you this!" Cartman said as he handed whatever he made (I'm not even sure what it is!) to Wafflez.
"Awwww how sweet!" Wafflez said with the little compassion she had for Cartman. While she was expecting the 'Gift' Cartman turned around and poked his tongue out at Stan." Umm what is it?" She asked. But he didn't answer. The bus stopped they got out of the bus and sat in Mrs.Garrisons classroom.
"OK students please turn in your journals" Mrs .Garrison ordered. Then she talked for like an hour on how penmanship is everything. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! "Ok students time for recess!"
DAY THREE:
Entry from student Wendy:
I can't believe I have to work with Cartman it was bad enough that I had a crush on him before but now I have to work with him AGAIN! Why would Mrs.Garrison do this to me!?!?!Ahhhhhhh now I have to go buy happy pills! I bet I'm gonna fall for him again, no hes in love with Wafflez that tramp first she gets my man Stan and now she has Cartman drooling all over her! I can't believe it ahhh I wish I could go back in time so this whole thing never ever happened!
Entry from student Stan:
Once again Cartman wants to kill me because I'm working with his "woman" I mean Wafflez. Great one more thing I have to worry about! And plus now I don't know when my dad is gonna spring that show on me again. Oh god this town is fucked up. Argg and now I'll never know if Wendy still has feelings for me. Once again Cartman ruined my week! Why does he keep doing this to me!!!!!!! But I least I don't have it as bad as Kyle does dude wow.
Entry from student Eric:
Ways to kill Kyle and Stan:put them in chili. No been there done that. Push them in front of a car? naw too old school.Hmmm what to what to do?maybe Wafflez knows 1, or or maybe I could think of a way to impress her! Shes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome! Stupid Stan trying to steal my woman! ahhh I have no ideas. Maybe I could like open a stand to get ideas on how to kill them yes, yes thats it!
Die-ary entry from student Wafflez:
I got rid of Cartman! I got rid of Cartman! I got rid of Cartman! Because I'm super great! ahhh yes but now hes madly in love with me so thats not good............
Aurthors Note: Whenever a teacher or a parent learns wafflez first name by an adult it's a voice over but if they learn from a kid its not!